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In short,

1. I used to think that if two people who love each other want to break up, there must be at least one major event, such as the opposition of a third party, such as parents, for example, one of them is terminally ill but doesn't need it, quarreling, being busy, tired and upset, which is enough.

Second, the girl who is easy to chase is not because she is cheap, but because she loves you. The girl who is not easy to chase is not because she is arrogant, but because she is unwilling to make do.

Third, no one can control your emotions, only you don't let yourself go, don't stay up late, no one has a story in mind, just learned to control it.

Fourth, the stories in fairy tales are all deceptive, and the ending is that the prince and princess are happy together, but they don't tell the following stories. It's not that you don't say it, it's that you can't say it It's not a fairy tale if you say it. You know, an old and confused king and a cunning queen were also princes and princesses when they were young.

If you were stronger inside, you wouldn't listen to the wind and rain. If you know more things, you won't follow suit.

6. I always pretend to be exaggerated and calm, pretending that nothing happened, and playing happily with my friends until everyone looked at me in surprise and smiled red, but I laughed and cried. I'm sorry, I'm still as insincere and unrepentant as ever.

Seven, you don't need to work hard to stay, and you don't need to work hard to stay. Come and go freely.

Eight, in the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I could only love one person in my life, but I could marry many concubines.

Nine, love is the everlasting of two people, and lovesickness is the everlasting of one person.

10. Some people moved me because they didn't say anything nice, but everything they did was subtle.

Eleven, you are only in your twenties, and you are worried that you will never meet someone you like again in your life. The rest of my life is long, so don't panic.

Twelve, looking for a wife must find two types, one is my favorite type and the other is my favorite type.

Thirteen, I hope you don't have to experience the suffering I have experienced, and I hope you are touching the happiness I have.

Fourteen, if things don't work out, I believe that God must have other plans.

Fifteen, this life, a road to black, tasteless, meaningless, fearless.

There are many good people in this world. If you can't find it, make one yourself.

Go to sleep while you are in a good mood, otherwise the sadness in your heart will be magnified 10 thousand times in the dead of night.

Still don't love me. If you like, try my strange temper, possessiveness, selfishness and willfulness first.

Nineteen, when I grow up, I find that life is not just afraid of the wind and rain. Sometimes, dullness is a bigger test than turmoil.

I hope you chew the root of my tongue behind my back and suddenly bite your tongue to death.

Don't judge me if you haven't walked the road I have traveled.

Twenty-two, when a person is mature enough, he should take care of himself and touch love.

23. I hope no one will expect anything from me, good or bad. Every expectation will affect my freedom of consciousness. When I long for freedom, it is a kind of moral kidnapping. I can't live as you think. Don't have any illusions about me.

Twenty-four, the distance is terrible, because I don't know if the other person is thinking about you or has forgotten you.

As long as you are willing to let go, nothing can stop you.

When you grow up, you will hide your troubles and bitterness in your stomach, and then learn to smile at different dogs.

Twenty-seven, the thoughts in the middle of the night began to spread after you said good night.

Twenty-eight, don't fantasize too much about yourself, first think about why others must understand you and why they must be good to you.

Twenty-nine, suddenly very wronged, maybe I have no intersection with you in this life. I hope you are happy every day. It is not enough to laugh 200 times a day. I also hope that there is always someone around you.

No one came into this world to love you. Others have never been the center of their lives. Only by enriching your life and becoming a better person can you meet better people.

In a short and interesting sentence,

First, if you train, it will be fine; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

Second, crossing the road in Chinese style means that enough people can walk, which has nothing to do with traffic lights.

Third, don't think that people who smoke, drink and fight are bad children. They also have a positive and enterprising heart, which is much kinder than those who pretend to play tricks all day.

Fourth, is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat? Never be thin, never be thin.

It's not immoral to be an asshole once in a while.

6. When I say I love you, will you hug me and say, "Shit, I stopped talking!" .

Seven, continuous rainy days, the most suitable for practicing lightness skill.

Eight, every day of the summer vacation and copy is.

Nine, this wind is really obscene, and it has dried my mouth.

Ten, I don't have that so-called coquettish.

Eleven, as long as the head, the ozone layer is broken.

Tuer Shen is an invincible combination of goddess and goddess.

Thirteen, when I am strong, I will kill my people.

14. Today, the computer broke down. I opened the box and looked, wow, there is a big spider web in the box, and a spider lives on it.

15. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

Sixteen, with block printing machine, make money quickly.

17. Look for slippers every time you finish the computer.

Eighteen, the house rises, rises, amen! Anyway, I can't afford to buy a house, even at a discount of 1. You may be taller. Everyone can't afford a house, and society will be harmonious.

Nineteen, in the latest competition, the elephant, you and the pig, through fierce competition, came to the conclusion that the elephant is smarter than the pig and you are smarter than the elephant. The final ranking is: you, elephant, pig. Applause.

Twenty, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man. -Tell me interesting English.

Twenty-one, time is unconscious, we know it late, and we feel it late …

22. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

Twenty-three, submit to humiliation said it doesn't matter, as absolute beauty to fuck.

Twenty-four, fell asleep, sleeping out of ideals and saliva.

25. The shop sells plaid pajamas with numbers. Clinton was very surprised. The salesman explained: If a flea bites you at night, you can say to your lover, "Levin, please catch it in the box 17."

Twenty-six, straighten the position of Lao Tzu, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

Twenty-seven, do you think you are cunning? Calling you a bitch is an insult. At least it's cheaper next to the word Bei. What kind of person are you, baby? Besides, cheap doesn't suit you because you're not.

Twenty-eight, female: "I would like to be my sun." Man: "I do!" . Woman: "Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me. -Tell me interesting English.

If the English teacher and the Chinese teacher fall into the water at the same time, who will you save? ""I will be thrown in by the math teacher. "

Thirty years old, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

I really hate not being a man.

Thirty-two, who said: people are not ruthless, how can they not move? I'll shake it, and I'll fall happily.

Thirty-three, people are awesome-I won't pay back if I say no!

I am an atheist, but I dare not admit it at night! -Tell me interesting English.

Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I deeply installed 13.

Thirty-six, the family will kill the chicken tomorrow, and when they feed the chicken at night, they will say: Eat quickly, this is your last meal! The next day, I saw the chicken lying down, leaving a suicide note: I have taken rat poison, you don't want to eat me. I'm not fucking easy to mess with ~

Give me a smile, or I will give you a smile.

Whether you live in my heart or not is none of my business.

Thirty-nine, a good lover makes people want to get married, and a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

Forty, there are many people holding hands in the street. How many of them are getting married?

Say modal sentences in short sentences.

1, you should listen to what others say more attentively and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

2. A person has at least one dream and one strong reason.

3. It doesn't matter if you are rejected, because if you are rejected, the other party may hang you in the heart, unforgettable, and may be close to you.

If you want to have something you have never had, you must be willing to do something you have never done.

5. Our life is to be reborn in the attitude of constantly starting. I can't stop walking on the road because of some inner call that only I can feel.

Love comes from a feeling, which is a bit like a mirage. Beauty is beauty, but it is too illusory.

7. One day, you no longer need vigorous love. All you want is someone who won't leave you. When it is cold, he will give you a coat, and when your stomach is uncomfortable, he will give you a cup of hot water, so he will always accompany you and accompany you through every section of the road.

8. If someone talks about you behind your back, it only means that you are much better off than them.

9. If you want something, just let it go. If it can come back to you, it will always belong to you; If it doesn't come back, it's not yours at all.

10, talk about a love that is not in a hurry.

1 1. Life is like a butterfly. Don't forget to take a nap occasionally.

12, if you have a lover, friends, family, health, a sense of humor and a positive attitude towards life, you have everything!

13, growth will make people understand that the only regret is those things that have not been tried.

14, among thousands of people, meet the person you met; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

15, don't give up until the last moment. It's not luck to get good things in the end. Sometimes, you have to work hard in front to meet in the back.

16, sometimes we are not waiting for anyone: we are waiting for time, waiting for time to change ourselves.

17, the most taboo thing in love: both of them fantasize about each other's future, but always think about each other's past.

18 Sometimes, in an atmosphere full of lies, a truth can easily turn into a joke.

19, don't think that people can only laugh when they are happy. In fact, you can also try to smile when you are depressed, and you will be happy!

20. This life is only for one person.

In a word.

Anyway, talk about life.

Smiling doesn't always prove that a person is happy. Sometimes, it just shows that a person is very strong.

With love, the heart warms itself; The days with you are gentle and long, and the best emotion is not a pledge of eternal love; This is not an unforgettable expectation. Long-term companionship is the gentlest kindness.

biography

I must be strong. Those people with crown lights are my family that I can't abandon anyway.

Life Xinyu

Spring grass gives people the feeling of drizzle, while spring flowers are like fire, which quickly warms people's mood.

The vitality of people's life is violently stimulated at the moment they see the splendid spring flowers.

biography

I am not beautiful enough, obedient enough, quiet enough, strong enough, gentle enough and smart enough.

biography

Looking up is a smiling face, and bowing down is life.

I am not with you, please remember, always smile, face it firmly, and wish all happiness to be with you.

The full moon is a painting, and the lack of the moon is a poem.

biography

I will use my far-fetched smile to live a proud life that no one can match. You are not brave, and no one is strong for you.

Listen, the wind is light, the raindrops are lingering, and so are lilacs.

Must be buried deep in your reluctant attachment.

You see, the breeze stops the clouds, the flowing water wraps the fallen leaves, and the misty rain lingers, just to hurt the beauty.

biography

I pretended not to care and told myself that I was strong and could bear anything. Thank you for coming into my life, because my youth is complete because of you.

I won't cry alone and helpless in the dark.

Good morning, Secretary of Defense. ..

biography

I'm not as strong as you think. I am strong just to hide my pain, and I don't want to be seen by you.

Every morning, I am waiting, waiting for you to open your eyes and find me in front of you; Every morning, I am waiting for you to listen to a gentle good morning.

I hope you can hear it every day. Good morning.

biography

Accustomed to being strong, accustomed to loneliness, accustomed to being unaccustomed, what can I do?

There is no fast lane for success, and there is no highway for happiness.

All success comes from unremitting efforts and running; Believe what you believe.

Your goal will come true.

Good morning, let's start a new day.

biography

It is difficult to trust others, so people who trust others are the strongest.

Life Xinyu

Waiting is calm and strong in adversity.

Of course, waiting alone can't solve the problem. The important thing is that with this calm attitude, you will definitely become a strong person in life.

Close your eyes, let go of your troubles and feel the beauty with your heart.

Beauty can have no audience, no audience, but it can't be without nature.

Life Xinyu

Laziness is the hiding place of the weak-willed.

Without ideal motivation, people's activities will become empty and insignificant.

Tell you the location of a treasure, it is in your life.