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I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

1. Every time I have a math class, I just look at the teacher silently. I don't understand anyway. Just be happy.

Don't lose the girl who loves you the most, and don't wait until the waves are enough to know that your home is gone.

Don't make yourself so tired to cater to everyone.

Everything is hidden in my heart but not in my heart, which is what time taught me.

Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

6. Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, and tell the truth is that I miss you.

7. I laughed so hard that I didn't know if I was really happy or fake.

8. Old friends don't know your new situation, and new friends don't know your old temper.

9. After the storm, I turned my head and smiled sadly.

10. I never thought I would love you so much, so I let myself love you. This love means that I have no reason to love, regardless of dignity, be dead set. I have no choice but to forget that I have no future with you and come to a dead end, but I don't blame anyone for tasting the bitter fruit I planted, but from now on, I will never love others as much as I love you.

1 1. Actually, I am not kind. I don't mind wishing you a hundred years of loneliness, come to a bad end.

12. I don't want to be too mature or too sensible. I just want to be a naive ghost by your side, and I can accompany you through the difficulties and be protected by you.

13. Praising your beauty means liking you? Adding your friends means liking you? Judging your status means liking you? Turn your blog into liking you? Does your QQ contact information look like you? Going to play together just likes you? Talk to you like you? Staring at you like you? Do I like you when I invite you to dinner? Giving you a gift is like you? You take yourself too seriously.

14. Later, I liked excitement but was not afraid of loneliness. I like company, but I'm not afraid to walk alone. I finally have a face that no one is familiar with.

15. I am not beautiful but clean. Although I love to laugh, I am not happy.

16. What is the widest in the world? Examination scope.

17. There was a girl who had only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

18. She asked her husband, if I betray you one day, will you blame me? She just asked, but she didn't expect him to sayno. Her heart ached. She thought, don't blame is don't care, she didn't want to ask why, but still asked. His answer shocked her. He said that I have no right to blame you, and you will betray me. I'm pretty sure I don't deserve you. How can I blame you? I only blame myself.

19. Get used to anyone's hot and cold, and get used to anyone's drifting away.

20. Handsome people have already started to prepare Christmas presents for me.

2 1. You blame me for being too strict, but I didn't expect it was because I loved it too much.

22. We used to quarrel a lot, but now we meet in a hurry and smile politely.

23. In the future, I will never give my enthusiasm to others casually, but also keep my cheerful smile in my heart.

24. Laughter is fake, crying is real, and I have never loved or loved.

25. At this age, no one really wants to please anyone. I will stay with anyone who is comfortable, including my friends. When I am tired, I will stay away. If you like me and I like you, then we are together. If neither of us likes it, don't force it. It's past the age when you don't like me and I have to like you. More importantly, if you like me, I will try to like you.

26. I learned not to take the initiative to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I am being slaughtered!

27. I'm not garbage. I am either useful to you or I can recycle it. If I'm useless, I'll throw it away and turn it into unrecoverable garbage.

In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

When I find the wrong person. Be sure to hold your arm down and say, "don't touch her!" She is innocent! " Then look up and say to each other coldly: "Let's go!"

Don't always feel unhappy, there are more people in the world who suffer than we do.

Life is much easier than you think, as long as you learn to accept the unacceptable, give up the unwilling and tolerate the intolerable.

In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

I want to get to know you again, and then without any feelings.

The truth of life is hidden in the plain.

There is only one reason why you are confused. You think too much and do too little. Don't forget that only action can make a person.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Birthday is a stage, a test and an opportunity. When in love, men will make more use of this; After marriage, women will take advantage of this.

Some people are good to you because you are good to him, while others are good to you because they know you are good. Don't compare your life with others'. You don't know what others have been through. Happiness is not getting everything you want, but enjoying everything you have. The bravest thing in the world is to listen to your love with a smile.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him.

What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is the degree of looking up? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to lift your head to one degree? In order not to let my tears fall.

No matter how beautiful tomorrow is, it will not come until today; No matter how sweet yesterday is, it can't be changed back to today.

If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

Infinite potential, infinite blessings, infinite cheapness and infinite cleverness.

Should have been born in the soil, but fate is arranged in the water. How long can it live?

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

If marriage is the grave of love, then-blind date means looking at feng shui to give the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave.

Giving up is helplessness, giving up is incompetence, not giving up is ignorance, and not giving up is perseverance.

Plato said that the most regrettable thing in life is to easily give up what should not be given up and stubbornly adhere to what should not be adhered to.

Rose said: not all flowers represent love; Diamonds say: not all diamonds represent eternity.

Wise men make plans according to time, fools move against time.

Be honest with your inner contradictions and stains, and don't deceive yourself.

Life is like a seed in a canyon. Only by tenacious struggle and hard growth can we walk out of the canyon and see the sunshine. If we give up, we will fall into the depths of the canyon forever and never see the sun.

If you can't forget yesterday, there will be no better tomorrow.

Whether the result is success or failure, it takes courage to take every step. But I will learn to enjoy this process slowly, and I used to enjoy it.

Lies, how not to hurt people's hearts, how to stop lying.

Above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

Listen carefully to what others say, and don't express your opinions in a hurry.

The closer we get, the less we know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.

Feel comfortable at any time, and you can't explain why.

Tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

Regret the past, it is better to grasp the present and strive for the future!

Breaking up is very troublesome. You should delete the number, delete the message, cancel Weibo's attention, black QQ number, black, cancel the couple's space, change the password, change the screen name, throw away what he sent, and take the time to forget Ta. Anyway, breaking up is too much trouble. If you want to talk about it, let's talk about a love that never breaks up.

Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

Some people are crazy without touching, and some people sleep enough without love.

All the real problems are not solved, but forgotten.

Dogs chew bones and practice their mouths.

Time will always pass, let time flow away your troubles!

Giving up is not a lack of fighting spirit, but another choice in life. It is boring not to be interested in this matter. Why don't we choose to give up?

I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally ran into a wall.

It's not that I have no temper, but I'm too lazy to talk to you.

I want to be with you. If not, I will stay where you can't see me and stay with you forever.

Second, don't stop dreaming and don't be afraid of pain for your dreams.

Third, if I can control my feelings, I won't love you so much, but I still can't get your heart.

4. What do you like about a person? Look, what he said is like reading comprehension.

He's not that handsome, but he just goes deep into my heart.

6. The scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face!

Seven, when one day you find that your emotions can't be expressed in words, you would rather let yourself gradually disappear in the street with gorgeous street lights at night. Here it is.

No one can repeat the time with you/but if I can meet you on the street corner now/I just want to meet you and leave.

I hope one day you will be the first person to call my name when you are sad.

Ten, take you across the overpass, through the alley, catch up with the breeze, catch up with the sun bike, what should I do in the future?

Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Thank you for putting up with my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I can't forget the part where I made two mistakes together.

Twelve, it may be grown up, countless moments when I want to turn my face and leave, and finally I left with hahaha.

Thirteen, Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me. . .

When someone likes you, you obviously don't like him, but you don't want him to give up liking you.

Fifteen, [people are always being mean, and they don't know the pain until they are stepped on the soles of their feet, and they don't know that the defense is being realized until they are bitten by dogs]

Sixteen, if it is necessary to touch your heart, then I would like to hold a sword and cut through this devastation.

Seventeen, some things, not don't care, but care.

I have decided to love you, so I won't give up easily.

Western light fascinated my eyes, but I still saw you.

I love you deeply in my heart. After all these years, you are still flirting.

I don't know where I will go in the future, but I know I'm already on my way.

I don't mind walking long distances, as long as I can walk with you.

Twenty-three, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and what men say is not true.

Twenty-four, people do not waste their youth! Old, if not wild

25. The words of oath and promise are unintentional.

I hate love because there are too many ambiguities.

Twenty-seven, use up the cleanest and most thorough courage at this age to love someone.

Twenty-eight, you don't even want a knight, because you know you will meet a prince who likes you *

I don't have to be with you, but your smile has attracted me deeply.

I also need care, love, companionship and someone to say that I am here when I am sad.

No text messages, no phone calls, no messages, no good morning and good night. Honey, you are really busy.

I like everything you like, the only thing I can't do is like her.

Thirty-three, fantasy will always hit reality, either sad or happy or heartbroken.

I hate that you give me hope and let me down at the same time.

It's not that I have no temper, it's that I'm too lazy to talk to you.

Talk about being single. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves.

First, when reality is folded and pasted on our long-term dream, it covers the dream and blends in with it, just like two identical figures overlap and blend in. -"reminiscing about the past"

Second, the frontier of the mind can be made very large, like the gold foil with the best ductility, laying the whole universe, including the sun and the moon, without a dark cloud, which can cover the vast territory of the mind; No earthquake volcano can completely cover the magnificent building of the soul; No storm can freeze the hot springs spewing in the depths of the heart; There is no natural disaster or man-made disaster, which can make the field of the heart fall in autumn.

Three, two people can come together must be attracted to each other. What attracts you most is that he has something you lack. You can't have it or do it, so you are precious. When we come together one day, you should also remember that you have appreciated this part of him.

Fourth, the vows of eternal love in love are just snacks outside the staple food. We are disappointed, because when we are loved, we think that vows of eternal love are the staple food. When we were injured, we thought it was poison, but we never realized it. Commitment is just a dessert. You should know that it's just an ornament. Amy Cheung

Everyone has a big mountain in his heart, and he always wants to climb it and see the outside world. But in fact, I climbed to the top of the mountain and found that it was still a mountain, higher and farther. Many times, we are climbing mountains and want to go further. This is a spiritual journey.

6. Graduation is a cruel season. Ripe and immature crops should be harvested together. Cherish the happiness in front of you, don't wait until you lose it to regret it; Don't make promises easily; Please continue to be ambitious. Great ideals may not come true, but you will move forward and not fall down. Always remember to be grateful to those who have helped you in your life. Since you are in your twenties, try to get used to it. Remember to be more open-minded and less hurt.

Seven, you are not necessarily more painful than others, but you express yourself better. -"A China woman living in Paris"

Eight, girls themselves are species that are easy to like because they are moved. If you are a little nicer to her, you will feel a corner of your heart begin to collapse, and then you will gradually pay attention to you, care about you and like you, so if you don't like it, don't be nice to her. This should be one of the most basic kindness of boys.

Nine, all human suffering is essentially anger at their incompetence.

Girl, you can't afford to wear Chanel, or you don't have many clothes to choose from, but please never forget one of the most important clothes, which is the so-called self.

1 1. Facing the river, I am extremely ashamed. Time flies, I'm tired. Like all poets who take dreams as horses, the years are fleeting, and there is not a drop left. The horse died because of the dripping stone. -Haizi

Twelve, I think it is better to miss each other when we meet, because meeting can only make people feel helpless and sad in the face of reality, but missing can turn doomed lies into fairy tales. -"In a hurry that year"

Thirteen, the biggest impact on your lifestyle is your career. It not only determines what you do every day, but also greatly affects how you live, what kind of friends you make, what kind of clothes you wear, when you take a vacation, how much money you earn every day and how long you don't have to work. -david campbell, the choice of life path

Fourteen, we will all grow old. I looked at my age calmly, like a white sail coming from a distance. Why should I hide this reality? Hiding is not only futile, but also a kind of weakness. Self-confidence is not inversely proportional to age, just as self-confidence is not directly proportional to beauty. Courage is not stored in your face, but in your own hands. Cosmetics are just some polymer compounds, some fruit juices and some animal fats, which have nothing to do with human confidence and courage. Just like a building needs steel bars and iron bones to support it, it is by no means a few flashy bamboo poles.

15. Love is never enough, but sometimes it hurts too much, and we have hollowed it out. We have done everything, and we can't love it anymore.

In short, happiness is a moment without pain. He appears no less frequently than we thought. People often just pick up the golden mane on the ground when the happy golden carriage is driving away and say, I have seen it. People like happy specimens, but ignore the moment when happiness is covered with dew and emits fragrance. At that time, we often walked in a hurry, back and forth, not knowing what we were busy with. Some people in the world predict typhoons, locusts, plagues and earthquakes, but no one predicts happiness.

Seventeen, people keep spinning on the merry-go-round, the scenery in front of them passes scene after scene, disappears scene after scene, reappears again and again, and there is no pain of parting. When some special days come, they call for the sweet and painful parts of their memories. People will still feel boundless and lonely. Some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts and kept for a lifetime.

18. Having a future goal can always cheer us up. Like a grey moth flying to the fire, she is willing to be a captive of the fire, swinging your ceaseless steps and spinning your ceaseless tassels. Beauty, in a spoony day, who can tell what is sweet and what is bitter? All I know is that if I am sure, I will not hesitate. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness.

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. Thomas Browne

Twenty, in fact, people who love beauty just love themselves.

2 1. Look around us. Every tree, every blade of grass and every flower has no makeup. Facing the scorching sun and snow, it is so natural, so natural. They will age and wither, but aging and withering is also a reality. As the master of all things, why should man hide himself behind powder and paint?

Twenty-two, time is a master of healing wounds, but it is by no means a master of solving problems. Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.