What are some funny sentences about commodities?

1. Someone told me that Fujian people can't tell HF apart, so I slapped him when I went up. Why not get married?

2. What makes you call me fat and what do you invite me to eat?

3. Dead vines, faint crows, air-conditioned cola watermelons, lying on the sofa after the play, the sun is setting, and the mood is so good that it explodes.

The foxes in ancient Kyubi no Youko had nine lives, and they died in foreign politics and historical geography.

It has been predicted that it will be called out at home during the summer vacation. If you don't make up lessons, you will be said to have poor study. If you make up lessons, it is said to be a waste of money. If you don't eat, you are called a fairy.

6. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can unscrew are still screwing themselves. Say something about funny.

7. Everyone is "I don't know what to do, but I'm different. I am "I don't know where the money has gone, and I am as poor as a church mouse".

8. I have a good partner, and I am also good to dogs and other small animals.