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1, you take your overpass and I'll pass my secret passage.

2. Reincarnate as a man in the next life and marry a woman like me.

3, learning hegemony is the test of God, and learning scum is also called copying God!

Do you know why I don't wear a skirt? That's because I'm a China woman.

5, teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and the old man is forced to cry.

6. If only I could become fragrant one day. In that case, people come to talk to me every day.

7. Time flies. As before, the melody once lingered in my ears and I couldn't help feeling a lot.

8. The teacher is actually quite pitiful. After all, he has to talk to himself for 40 minutes.

9. The sad 1 1 month passed, and1February came. I'm glad I'm still alive.

10, women's nature will be revealed at the moment they meet cockroaches, and men's nature will be revealed at the moment they meet beautiful women.

1 1, don't think I'm talking loudly, baby, don't you know you're just yelling at the dog?

12, I won't embarrass you when I am young.

13, the so-called missing is just wishful thinking.

14. When I want to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

15, the tortoise can beat the rabbit, but it's just going its own way.

16, going out to play with friends, "where to go" has become the most difficult problem in the world.

17, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

18, the feeling that people close to you are suddenly unfamiliar and hope is completely lost is like drinking cold water and setting yourself on fire.

19, don't tell anyone anything, what you say is from the heart, and what they hear is a joke.

20. I destroyed it, but it came back for revenge.

2 1. My aunt and Xiaobai fell in love, and they gave birth to a child named sanitary napkin.

22. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Have a nice trip, you will die!

23. Every foodie is saving the economic crisis with his own money.

24. If you don't love me, kick me out. Because I can't bear to leave you.

25. Friends always have friends, and lovers always have lovers.

26. A word "Oh" interrupted all the topics I wanted to say. Hehe, how much perfunctory and anger is hidden.

27. I will try to save money! Try to buy an ATM.

28. When we were young, as soon as boys chased us, we hid in the toilet.

29. Men drive Audi, women wear Dior and children eat Oreo!

30. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on the insoles and trample you to death every day.

3 1, you see I only smile at you, because I forgot how to cry.

32. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!

33. I really want to know what your school canteen gives you. People who can feed you are so cheeky.

You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity many of your insincere friends.

35. If you don't think about it in the morning, just put on the quilt and take a nap.

I hope one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I play you to death.

The motorcycle downstairs broke down today. I really didn't do it. I just clap my hands.

38. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

39. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

40. You must unite yourself before you can play well with the world.

4 1. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. Do you think you can do it?

42. I am in a state of balance when I sleep in class.

43. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

44.98% of women are false when they are angry, while 99% of men believe it.

45. How can you secretly agree to grow old together? Found oil.

46. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and I love it so much that I kicked it-to my best friend.

47. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and use Sophie without two rabbits!

48. There is a bug in the bowl. I want to call my boss, but I'm curious to taste the bugs. I didn't expect it to taste good!

49. Jackie met Guo Caijie. The first sentence: Has my son's book arrived?

50. Separation may be a relief for everyone.

5 1, summer vacation is coming, don't stop showing off your grandfather.

I want to be a man in my next life, and I will love my daughter-in-law well.

53. In summer, the situation on campus is basically: girls wear nightclubs and boys wear migrant workers.

54. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

55. If you lie in bed every night, if you don't make up a story, set a good role, close your eyes and start your brain, you will definitely lose sleep. Did you find the organization!

56. We are not lovers, we are just porters of love.

57. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything. She is just lonely.

60. There are two kinds of people who can play with me anyway. One is someone who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is someone as crazy as me.

6 1、? Pat the bag, okay? I just hope he can be gentle? .

62. People who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but people who are willing to be Yue Fei.

63. We are all old and can't always say goodbye.

64. If you believe in the letter, if you don't believe it, WeChat will be refunded.

65. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. It's just a matter of moving, and everything is burnt.

66. Dear user, warm reminder: You haven't contacted your sweetheart for an hour, so be careful of her trouble.

67. This is a world where one person is gone, but we are not good at saying goodbye.

68. It's hard to find someone who understands me, but many people cheat me.

69. The blind saw the dumb and told the deaf that the ghost was coming.

70. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

7 1, no one is born afraid of death, and no one is born afraid of death, so don't pretend!

72. Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.

73. For children who have never seen the world, my sister takes you to the ladies' room to show you the world.

74. Jellyfish will turn into water after death, leaving no trace, as if it had never appeared.

75, hooligans are not terrible, they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

76. I am not too stupid, but too credulous.

77. The female man is suitable for speaking Thai, the cute girl is suitable for speaking Japanese, the goddess is suitable for speaking English, and the neuropathy is suitable for speaking bird language.

78. You think you are redundant, but in fact you are really redundant!

79. I lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

80. the highest weight loss: have I ever eaten equipment?

8 1. I'm sorry if my joke hurt you. I thought we knew each other very well.

82. Dad says handsome men lie, and Mom says unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

I suddenly felt the urge to study, so I took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have self-control.

84. The bathhouse stopped water suddenly, and suddenly a person sang "All Bubbles".

85. Once you were my biggest dream, now you are someone I dare not remember.

86. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will consider myself a hooligan once.

87. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and they don't even know why.

88. Whatever you do, go all out and pay 100%! Besides donating blood.

Suddenly looking back, there are cats and dogs behind me.

90. Mushroom Liang is a girl with pure dreams, a princess who loves thousands, a worshipped queen and an unparalleled goddess.

9 1, the future road, I hope you can walk on your own, and me, by car.

92. Some women wear stockings to look good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

93, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to 250.

94. Don't always talk about people's height and weight shortcomings. You have the courage to pursue perfection!

95. The most painful love triangle in the world: I love food, and fat loves me.

96, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

97. Don't eat for anything else, save money!

98, a lifetime, soon. Cherish what you have at the moment. Why should life be like what you see at first sight, but you can't get tired of it?

99. Keep holding each other's hands, you won't leave, and I won't give up until the end of my life.

100, let's grab it! Ok, I'll rob you first.

10 1, weather forecast; At night, RMB will be deposited in this area, sometimes there will be checks in the north and gold bars in some areas! The weather reminds the public to prepare big sacks.

102, every time I quarrel with others, I don't know how to scold until I lie in bed.

103, people who don't want to get up every day pay attention: the bed is the grave of youth.

104, don't care about others' satire, it's others' jealousy.

105, this is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet.

106, the main contradictions faced by contemporary youth are: food and weight loss.

107, no matter how painful the experience is, it will gradually be forgotten in the end. Because nothing can beat time.

108. Later, I gradually learned to accept rather than pay. Even if I met someone I secretly loved, I just shook my head.

109, thank you for your indifference and knowing my self-love.

1 10, I don't usually make trouble. Once I make trouble, it's not a matter, it's news.

1 1 1. We learn many proverbs to cover up untouched scars.

1 12, bad friends = bamboo friends. So, one day I will eat my bad friend.

1 13, I love you, you are free.

1 14, don't take my kindness as a kindness.

1 15, I eat porridge every day. I am not reconciled. I went for a walk in the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

1 16, beauty is in the eyes of lovers, but zombies are in the eyes of enemies.

1 17, there are only two possibilities of disappointment: choosing the wrong person or having unexpected expectations.

1 18. We often encounter three snipers in our dreams: illness, bad feelings and high housing prices.

1 19, I'll kill you with one shot. I wish you an early immortality.

120, I don't accept junk, I can't let you be on call.