Diary collection of funny things about teachers

Funny diary: A conversation that made the teacher so angry

Teacher: Is this how you treat school rules and regulations?

Student: Why not?

Teacher: Your grades will definitely drop rapidly.

Student: I don’t care.

Teacher: What are you thinking about in class?

Student: Just imagining it.

Teacher: Why do you treat teachers with this attitude? Go to the school library and read books yourself to learn more about how to be a human being. I really don’t understand which book you learned this from. .

Student: In the horoscope book.

Teacher: What? Return the horoscope book? Look at your Chinese homework, why don’t you do these simple explanations of classical Chinese?

Student: Superfluous explanation.

Teacher: I’m so angry. Besides talking back, what else would you do?

Student: Shake your head.

Teacher: You are such a arrogant student. Tell me, which girl have you been in love with recently?

Student: An Qi. Teacher: Where does she live? I want to find her.

Student: Chengfu.

Teacher: City Hall? Where is that place?

Student: I know with tears.

Teacher: You...what are you talking about? What kind of child do you think you are?

Student: A bad boy.

Teacher: Thank you for knowing this. With this little knowledge, what career will you pursue in the future?

Student: Insider.

Teacher: What? Do you think this is a war period? What are you talking about? See for yourself, what kind of world is this?

Student: The world is beautiful.

Teacher: Still beautiful? Your academic performance is a mess, you are almost like Chen Shimei! Tell me what do you want to do now?

Student: I want to hold your hand.

Teacher: You kid, have you lost your head? You’re so mad at me! Today is Teacher’s Day, other classes are holding celebrations, and I still have to spend time educating you, you say! With so little time left, what else can be held?

Student: A funeral of roses.

Teacher: Ah... after screaming, the teacher died on the spot!

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