A cheeky humorous sentence

1. Every time someone is mean to me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

2, you call the police, I am really cute and foul.

Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

5. My family name is Xian. Just call me xian.

6. I also want to look down on myself, but my weight is not allowed.

7. Fat, you really don't have to love me too much. Why are you always so attached to me?

8. A simple child like me never analyzes the history problems of intrigue and can't do so many math problems!

9. I don't think so when someone calls me ugly. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I realize that there are more and more liars now.

10. Today, a foreigner asked me for directions. I exchanged English with him and it was a draw. He doesn't understand what I said, and neither do I.

You are not ugly, but the mirror is too ugly.

12. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

13, I feel that I have lost my memory. The specific performance is that once you start shopping, you forget the fact that you have no money.

14, women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep and spend money, and they are unreasonable and do not work!

15, forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.

16, I never like strangers asking me personal questions. Today, an unknown person asked me where to go, and I said, it's none of your business. Then he kicked me out of the taxi.

17, big gold chain small watch, three small barbecues a day.

18, I want to live in your heart, but I didn't expect it to be a neighborhood with many neighbors.

19, finally understand that losing weight is not so easy, every catty of meat has its own temper.

20. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

2 1, your date is not me, you might as well be single.

22. If you are fat, you like to eat meat. What happened? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables.

23. If people are red, there is nothing they can do. For example. No matter where you sit when you eat hot pot, smoke floats on your face.

24. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

25. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, put an end to social differentiation and stabilize social order ... lend me 200 yuan!

26. When I'm not around, go home quickly after going out, and don't be too late. Seriously, someone has been stealing dogs recently. I'm afraid something will happen to you.

27. My ex-boyfriend is getting married, so he called me to ask if I could go. I decisively replied to him: next time.

28. As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

29. Come and tell me if you like me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

To tell the truth, it's foolish of you to refuse a lovely girl like me.