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How happy I would be if I had money
I think we all envy and long for someone to live a certain kind of life. For example, the "Shenxing Old Man" mentioned yesterday. He is in good health, drives a Land Rover, has free time, and has his own hobby of fishing. Not only that, he also has a house in Hainan, so he can live in both places. Don't you envy and yearn for this in your later years?
I also dream of having my own house in a different city that I like. Go to various places, fully appreciate the experiences, and turn them into lovers. The rich experience provides me with fresh materials for my writing, and my inspiration is endless. I am a mortal, but I am more willing to enjoy life than mortals. Because in my opinion, living is not just about suffering. Of course, it is not hedonism, mainly because of its value and significance.
I like traveling. Like to go to strange places. Even if it is an ordinary town, the sunset over the bridge and river in the town still has its pleasant beauty. The places I want to go to are Lijiang, Kunming, Chengdu, Chongqing, Phoenix border town, and the desert of Xinjiang. The place I want to visit is every inch of the country’s mountains and rivers. I also want to go to Japan and Taiwan. If you want to go further, you would also like to visit the United States, Egypt, England, and Simai, Switzerland.
I want to have my own car. Starting at 150,000 yuan, it is a joint venture SUV. Of course, I also like the Daben A6 Cadillac. Lumao, Boshijie, is a luxury brand, and I want it too. Generally speaking, more expensive means better quality.
I am not a vain person. However, under the impact of real life, I became vain. I want to use these "hard goods" to fight back against the eyes that look down on me. I will look down on those who look down on me with the victory of the strong. Until then, when you turn around and flatter me, I won't bother to pay you any attention. I won’t do the first year of junior high school, but I will give you the fifteenth grade appropriately.
I once wrote, if I had one million, what would I want to do. If I say it, it was all a dream at that time, in a joking tone. Well, now I understand more clearly the benefits of having a lot of money, the fucking power of money, and the fucking importance of money.
That day, I asked the old man Shenxing, when can I buy a Road Cat? ! It feels so difficult to say this. Because I am a security guard, I may not be able to afford it in my lifetime.
My troubles are increasing day by day. Goals, wishes, desires cannot be achieved, and life is anxious. Like the hot summer day in front of me.
I thought: If I had money, how happy I would be! This joy is beyond imagination. It must be a dream that makes me laugh.
I have money. There are several suites in first-tier cities and many in many places in other cities. Just by collecting rent, I can make money while sleeping and achieve an after-sleep income. Or, I started a company. It has national influence and is a well-known brand. Becoming a listed company has promising prospects and healthy development. The company's management is scientific and advanced, its operations are standardized and mature, and it has a senior professional team. I am out of work, and my visible and intangible wealth is countless. The so-called income after sleeping is just a number. Not to mention fame, fortune, status and beautiful women.
I have money. Go wherever you want. Go to Lijiang today and fly to Lhasa tomorrow. Make tea in a teahouse in Chengdu, and practice meditation in Qingcheng Mountain. Gulangyu Island, Tianchi, Hukou, honeydew melon, beautiful scenery and delicious food are all waiting for me to visit and welcome me to enjoy them with open arms.
I have money. Buy whatever car you want. No need for a driver, just drive by yourself. If you like off-road vehicles, buy a few of them and drive them according to your mood and preference. I obey traffic rules, do not run red lights, and give way to pedestrians. I am sitting in a luxury car, not worrying about life, I have money and leisure. I wait for the red light and observe the various pedestrians on the zebra crossing. This is my hobby. I drove 318 by myself and traveled all over Tibet. Find a local beauty who is good at dancing and learn to dance "Guozhuang". I want to go to that distant place to find the beautiful shepherd girl. I would like to be a little lamb and let her whip gently hit me.
I have money. I don't have to take any classes anymore. No need to look at you with trivial looks, no need to listen to the orders of the bullshit leader. Don't be angry or wronged. I go out to play. I walk everywhere. Follow your heart.
When you have money, you don’t want to do too many things. The main thing is that I don't worry anymore. Just do whatever you want and think about how happy you will be.
Life is full of wine, sex and wealth. Who can escape from the door of desire. When you have money, you need to have fun. The premise is to hire a health consultant. For example, eat healthily, drink healthily, and play healthily. I never forget that the body is the capital of everything. Because I don't want to be a short-lived emperor. Although I am no longer young, I still believe that there is still a long way to go.
I'll take my time and take my time.
Some people must scoff at this. Say, if you have money, are you really that happy? No more worries? However, let me forget one thing: childish.
To be honest, if I had money now, all I would think about would be happiness. And, it must be happier than now. My goals, wishes, and the life I want have all come true. Why am I still unhappy?
I can’t think of it.
If you want to scoff, just scoff, it's none of my business. hehe.
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