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A how do you say cross talk?
Say, learn, tease and sing.
What can you sing?
Isipi, Kun, Gao Qiang, Bangzi, Luozi, Taiping lyrics, and a few treasures.
Can you still count treasures?
B is not good either.
So you are a sweet potato?
B, you are the sweet potato!
A: I mean, if you are a treasure with me, I will compare with you.
B than what?
You are grandma Wang who is looking for grandma Yu.
How do you say this?
You almost did it.
B: How can it be so close?
A, isn't the word Wang similar to the word Yu? You almost did it.
B Then you are a treasure to me. You are Grandma Ma looking for Grandma Feng. It's almost two o'clock!
A: You want to sing some treasures with me. You are looking for Grandma Wang. It's almost three o'clock!
If you sing a few treasures with me, you are Grandma Wang looking for Grandma Ma, and you need to put a hook at the corner at four o'clock!
A: You want to sing some treasures with me. You're looking for Wang Mawei, Wang Pockmarked-it's coming soon!
B What do you mean by a lot?
A I can't count it.
If you count on me, you are still 111 short from Baoding to Beihe.
A I still need 1 10 miles? You count the treasures with me. The latitude difference between Beijing and Tianjin is 240.
B You are 480 short from Beijing to Tangshan!
A: The difference between Beijing and Shanhaiguan is 700 yuan.
B You are still short of 1500 from Beijing to Shenyang!
You went from Beijing to Moscow-
What is the difference?
Your old nose is missing!
What is an old nose?
I know the difference.
B says you can't even do it. Do you need to sing?
A: Don't be witty. I can't beat you. If you expect it, we can do it.
Do you know how to count the treasures?
A few words of treasure are a slip of the tongue, and the last sentence is helpless. I tell you, there are 15 and 13 major intersections at the intersection, and 13 major intersections can be summarized as 13 words: Joe, Jia, Ren, Twist, Pinch, Chu, Fang, Lai, East, West, South, North and East. These two proverbs are villains Chen Er and Xiaoyan Qianer.
B how is it?
A: No, I dare to wear pants with two legs.
One leg. That's a pocket.
How about we count the baby once?
Line B. Are we educated or military?
How many words? What do you think of martial arts?
Let's sit down and sing and see who knows more words.
A it's so boring. Where is Wu Shu?
The second martial arts bugle is the ancestor who walks the streets. Tell me about the founder of Line 72, who handed down this line, what tools were used, how to do the work, and what rules are there.
A that's interesting! Let's become soldiers.
The number of martial arts is also regulated.
What are the rules?
We are a group of eight singers. You sing eight with me and I sing eight with you.
One line, you sing eight songs with me first; I'll sing eight more songs with you after you sing.
B is singing and singing, and the business comes to the door. You can't jump every now and then.
Then we understand.
B, you start!
Let's get started. (Party A and Party B hit the board)
Beat the bamboo board, take big steps,
Look carefully when you enter the street.
Look up, pay attention,
Strike while the iron is hot for the first deal.
What do you call this?
A flower.
B, you can't count it.
Nonsense! Is there a way to count treasures?
Is there nothing to do? You start over and turn around.
The first family is there while the iron is hot!
Why do you strike while the iron is hot? I want you to sing it again from the beginning.
A: I cherish it and will never sing it again! This is called a heavy word.
B don't emphasize words! You don't even know what you are singing.
A boss is there while the iron is hot! Can you not know? Strike while the iron is hot and sing.
Bilibili is watching Emei on the high mountain.
If you are not an old gentleman, who are you?
Laojun hits the anvil first,
Mouth like bellows, feet like pliers, tapping knees while the iron is hot for three years,
Beating the old gentleman is unbearable,
There is a whole plate of road macros on it.
Give you an anvil, give you a pair of pliers,
Here are six hinges for you.
Four long ones, two short ones,
Leave a gap as an eye.
Rooster hair, hen hair,
Shake the wind back and forth.
Hen hair, cock head,
Turn the fan back and forth.
Tie a hoop, bend the car,
The iron pot is in Huolu County.
Keywords mung bean shreds, soybean strips,
Ding Er is beating a frying spoon.
Big clouds and small clouds,
Door nose, ruthenium shovel, spatula.
Whether a spatula is used or not,
The big shopkeeper sells shoes there.
B: Hey! (see a)
A sings and sells shoes.
February 2, March 3,
Wang Chan bodhi old zu went down the mountain.
Wang Chan's bodhi old zu really has points,
I brought an apprentice named Bin Sun.
Sun, if you don't move the mountain down,
Who keeps shoes and socks in the world?
Sun Bin's bodhi old zu went down long ago,
Take some treasures,
Three treasures, each high,
Awl, scissors, crescent knife,
Crescent knife, bright.
Cut the bottom first, then cut the side,
The four hinges are a whole pair.
The host did a very good job,
Sitting on Mazar-e-Mazar.
Tie it to the left and pull it to the right,
You have a fortune in this business.
Cross this line with an awl,
It doesn't bloom for ten years or eight years.
Whether it blooms or not,
The shopkeeper shaved his head there.
Seven steps, eight steps,
Three wisps of hair hang on the door.
Three locks of moss hung in front of the door,
A family of three religions and nine streams.
Family, count,
The great white Venus received Luo Zu. Luo Zu accepted Han Guangwu again,
Han Guangwu received Lu,
He works for Luo Zu.
Grab the horse, get off the saddle,
Worship the Great Immortal in front of Luo Zu Hall.
Worship Luo Zu first, then you,
You are Luo Zusan's apprentice.
The moral master Luo Zu,
I won the approval on July 13.
The knife is right, the knife is right,
The knife is at Luoyang Bridge.
Luoyang bridge, towering into the sky,
Stone can sharpen a knife.
Eight dollars, seven dollars,
Take two pieces out of it.
Keywords coarse stone mill, fine stone steel (steel),
Bao Dao grinds bright and bright.
Scoop boiling water for yin and yang,
A towel is draped over the shoulder.
Before men shave, after women shave,
The monk's road is scraped from left to right.
After shaving your head and sweeping your eyebrows,
Then hit the five-flower hammer.
Five-flower hammer, crunchy,
This is called hypnosis.
Why did you hit it so crisp,
I was punished as an apprentice.
A singing?
B it's over.
A is finished?
B.
A: You sang this is a barber shop, and I said a barber shop, hairband, and a perm. Why don't you sing?
B: Why didn't I sing? Did you sing barber shop?
First, we are fighting cocks. I want to sing. Where is the barber shop?
B: I'll sing "Hair Push and Perm".
Well, look ahead, it's not far away,
The barber shop was changed into a barber shop.
Do you know that?/You know what?
B you can find a way!
Now these years have become better,
Colored sticks are hanging by the door.
Drink your tea as soon as you come in.
Then put it in the collar.
White tarpaulin, covering the front heart,
To keep your stubble from getting everywhere.
Cut it open, flatten it,
Turn your head high and flat.
Ladies, please go upstairs and get a perm.
Get in there, shower head.
Heat outward, airplane head.
This way, that way,
Big flowers and small flowers are all very popular.
Aircraft head, that's ridiculous,
I'm afraid of anti-aircraft guns!
A Whether anti-aircraft guns are anti-aircraft guns or not,
The shopkeeper sells tofu.
B looks old as soon as you enter the street.
I think Huailai sells tofu.
Huailai sells tofu first,
After selling tofu, it's delicious.
Guan Ye doesn't sell tofu,
Who raises meat dishes in the world?
A plate of grinding, two eyes,
The shopkeeper stood in front of the millstone and scooped beans (beans left and beans right).
One spoon on the left, the other spoon.
Tofu has more skin and less skin.
Make tofu and love the people,
Keywords shredded tofu, sliced tofu,
Cucumber is a cold dish.
Lv he grinds a plate,
It is better to seek wealth in the water.
People eat tofu, pigs eat dregs,
You've made a fortune in this business.
Whether it is rich or not,
I came to Tongrentang.
Stop singing, you are tired enough.
A not tired!
B I'm afraid you're tired.
What are you talking about?
What song did you sing just now?
A Tong Ren Tang.
B Are you from Beijing?
A that's right.
Do you know where Tongrentang is located?
A It's at Dashilan outside the front door, which means "rotten market" in Beijing dialect.
Is there a tofu shop in the second Dashilan?
Answer! Yes! Newly opened! Ask everyone if you don't believe me
B I don't ask. If you ask, some people say that there is a tofu shop in Dashilan, so I will sing Tong Ren Tang.
One of them said yes?
B I can sing.
A that's easy to handle. You don't know why he asked me to ask you. Tongrentang is not easy to sing. First of all, you have to explain the origin of drug lords. Pull the medicine drawer, and more than 300 kinds of herbs should be sung together. Drugstore is really bad to sing. He didn't want to sing anything as an excuse, but he said there was no tofu mill in Dashilan. Don't tell me, it's not. We have to say that there is a tofu mill in Dashilan in order to make him sing Tongrentang and sing more than 300 kinds of herbs in one breath. I asked you if there was a tofu mill in Dashilan, and you all agreed, yes! Let's ask him to sing. I didn't ask you to say it for nothing. I bow to you. Ladies and gentlemen, is there a tofu shop in Dashilan? -Yes! Yes! Everyone said yes.
B yes, there is.
A yes! We bought tofu there yesterday.
B, start over.
A You really helped today.
Leng said that there is a tofu shop next to Tong Ren Tang.
B it's ten miles long as soon as it enters the street.
Bow down to the drug king.
Yao Wang, whose real name is Sun,
Lift the dragon over the tiger and twist the needle.
Let's start with Sun Simiao in internal medicine.
Surgery is better than Huatuo.
Sun Simiao, with excellent medical skills,
Thirty-two years old to protect Tang.
Gong Zheng's mother is ill,
The pulse has been cured.
A needle can cure the empress's illness,
Two needles pierced Princess Ai's waist.
Long live the joy of seeing your heart,
I personally sealed him in court.
Seal him as a civil servant, he doesn't want it,
Seal his general and shake his head.
Everything is out of thin air,
Give it to Dahongpao in person.
Angry about that,
Angry and annoyed, and respect for old heroes.
Staring at the golden palace,
Respect your voice, my Lord. Listen to the root seedlings.
I have made great contributions to the war of conquering the south and the north.
Long live my Lord. I can't see.
Just because the young gentleman prescribed a prescription to cure the empress,
My master gave me a red robe.
Dismissed civil servants. I don't know,
I won't let the red robe go.
The more old Jingde said, the more annoyed he became.
Holding a red robe driven by Strafe.
The drug king ran ahead,
Jingdezhen followed closely.
King Yao, the magic is high,
Take off the red robe and put on the yellow robe,
Yao Wangge (Gao) presented a red robe.
On April 28th, a monument was erected in Wang Yao Temple to burn incense.
There is a locker in the drugstore.
The locker is three feet, three inches and three centimeters high.
There is a medicine roller on the left.
There is a medical knife on the right.
The medicine knife is bright,
It tasted several herbs first.
First, "ox" and "dog treasure",
"Betel nut" and "Musk".
"Peach kernel" and "almond" sleep together,
Two people are lying on the "agarwood" bed.
Sleep in the middle of the night,
The bold "wooden thief" jumped into the wall.
Looking at the yard full of "Cortex Phellodendri" and "Herba Artemisiae Scopariae",
"Licorice" and "Bupleurum" are piled on both sides.
"White peony root" and "red peony root" are flourishing,
Astragalus "mint" smells delicious.
The head of the trough is tied with a "hippocampus",
Pangolin covered the wall.
"Big Yuzhu" and "Small Yuzhu" run all over the yard.
The "Atractylodes lancea" circle directly hit the wall.
"Horse thief" can run "honeysuckle" pants,
Touched the "yellow cattle" lock with "ephedra".
Take out the masthead and Akebia stem, open the lock,
Walk into the "wooden thief" and steal lang
"Glauber's salt" and "Pinellia ternata" are lit with "Glauber's salt" to take a photo.
He painted "wasteland" and "cultivated land" yellow.
The "mulberry skin" paste shed is particularly bright.
Sanguisorba wooden tables and chairs are placed on both sides.
Papaya, Fructus Trichosanthis and Fructus Citri Sarcodactylis are on the table.
Next to them lay a "Mylabris" and a "Gecko".
Looking at the bed, Amomum fell asleep,
Plantaginis stuck in Fritillaria's arms and ate frankincense.
"Horse thief" opened a "cinnamon",
"Corn" and "beads" sparkle.
Stealing fifty taels of pearls and mercury,
Antelope, antlers and musk.
Stole a packet of pearl powder,
"Golden Hair" barked in surprise.
There are lilacs delivering letters,
"Ginseng" just sat in the lobby.
"bergamot" grabbed the "licorice" stick,
The board stick hit "Chenpi".
Beat "Chenpi" into blood,
There is blood on papaya.
"Cinnamon bark" and "Fructus Aurantii Immaturus" are all broken,
Bring it here. Alum and windproof will hurt you.
Clap your hands and beat the neck of Equisetum into a lotus stalk.
In a hurry to pour "cold ginger",
Only the wooden thief pulled the "gentleman",
"Child poop" peed a crotch.
Let an exiled soldier send "Schisandra chinensis",
Calomel and Angelica returned to their hometown.
Whether you go home or not,
The shopkeeper sells coffins.
B I can't sing.
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