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What did your parents do to deceive their children?
I truly feel that it is a miracle that I was not abducted by human traffickers when I was a child!
When I was a child, I was probably between kindergarten and the third grade of elementary school.
My mother loves shopping very much, but she has to take me with her when she goes out. She is worried if I am left alone at home.
Although I prefer to stay at home and play alone, out of a sense of responsibility, my mother still takes me with her every time she goes out. So every time she takes me out, she usually gives me two She took me to the door of the department store to play with the rocking car for 1 yuan, and then she went shopping happily with her best friend.
For 2 yuan, I can play for about half an hour. I am just a five-year-old child playing with a rocking car in front of a department store, and no one is watching!
It took my mother almost an hour and a half to come back, so I sat in the car waiting for her. Very boring! I was counting heads on the roadside, and no strangers came to talk to me anyway.
Since I had my younger brother, I have been a 7-year-old child with a 3-year-old child waiting for my mother in the stroller.
If someone comes to talk to us, my brother and I will give him a blank look. I don’t know why, but we have been very indifferent to strangers since we were children.
Once, an aunt who looked like a human trafficker actually came to talk to us.
The aunt said: Children, do you want to eat sweets?
My brother rolled his eyes, and I rolled my eyes too
The aunt didn’t give up and started to get close to her, saying: Your mother asked me to pick you up, you have forgotten me. ?
I ignored her, and my brother ignored him.
Maybe it’s because of our indifferent nature. We don’t have a good impression of people we don’t know at all.
No matter how much that aunt tried to please us, she ignored her. In the end, she just hugged my brother.
This scared me. I pounced on her and bit her painfully, then put my brother down.
I also shouted: Police uncle, come on! There are bad guys! Catch the bad guy!
The aunt was probably a little scared when she saw there were so many people around and left.
Some enthusiastic people came to care about us and asked questions, but I turned my eyes away and turned them away.
I invested another dollar and continued to rock the car with my brother....
When my mother came back, I told her about the aunt just now, and my mother was surprised. Oh.
Then he bought a toy gun for my brother and I, saying that if we encounter bad guys next time, we will use this gun to hit them.
(It’s almost like a gun that looks like this. Then strangers talk to my brother and he hits everyone like this. It often makes others very embarrassed, but he still thinks he is very powerful.)
So, our entire childhood was protected by this gun. (Inspiring or not)
I have to say, my mother has a really big heart.
There is no such thing as what to do if your child is abducted.
When I grew up, I recalled what happened when I was a child, and I asked my mother if it was actually dangerous at that time.
My mother said that the people were simple and honest at that time.
The key is that she had asked a fortune teller in her early years to predict that her child would always be by her side.
So, she feels relieved every time she goes out, because we are destined not to lose it!
I have a mother-in-law!
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