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My landlord

My landlord is a Beijing girl. When she first met me, she wore a cheongsam, slim and with the classical charm of shareholders. To tell you the truth, I'm a little shocked.

There are really few girls wearing cheongsam now. When I realized my rudeness, I apologized again and again, but she did not shy away. She smiled and told me that her boyfriend likes cheongsam, so he dressed like this.

Not only that, in the later days, I found that she also had many kinds of cheongsam, which opened my eyes. I think her boyfriend is so happy, but I never thought that one day, she would put on these clothes for me. ...

My name is Amy. I talked about a girlfriend who is getting married before, but her family made a request: she must have a room in Beijing.

Although the salary is ok, it still can't catch up with the housing price in Beijing, and the family can't help much, so she finally broke up with me and made up with a Beijinger.

I was sad, and of course I ended my cohabitation. I swear I must buy my own house in Beijing. So in order to save money, I went to Huilongguan to rent a small bedroom and live with the landlord.

My landlord is a girl with a sweet face. Her name is Lin.

When we first met, she wore a cheongsam, which was amazing. I praised her for her beauty. She smiled and explained to me because her boyfriend liked it.

At that time, I praised her that you loved your boyfriend very much. But I didn't realize it at the time. Actually, her boyfriend is mentally ill.

Lulu's house is quite big, 120 square meters. After I went to see it, I lamented that she was young and had her own house. That's great.

She said that it was ten years ago that her father bought it with a loan when he saw that the house price had gone up too much. At that time, it was only over 10 thousand, but now it has risen to 60 thousand Fortunately, I bought it early, otherwise I can't afford it now.

I calculated, boy, it's worth more than 7 million. The housing prices in Beijing are too scary.

She said that she and her boyfriend live in the master bedroom and have a separate bathroom, so we basically won't affect each other, which also reassured me.

I can see that she is sincere. After the negotiation, we signed the contract.

I moved here on Saturday. It was eight o'clock in the morning. I don't want to wake her. Unexpectedly, she greeted me in the living room and specially wore a red cheongsam. It is very formal. She said it was a "popular color".

I am flattered. Lulu warmly welcomed me in and helped me pack, not like the landlord, but more like a full-time housekeeper.

To tell the truth, her cheongsam is so beautiful, I thought, if she wears it like this every day in the future, I might not be able to hold it. But she is natural and graceful, and she doesn't feel embarrassed at all, which makes me feel a little dirty.

We were busy when the door of the master bedroom opened and a man came out rubbing his eyes and said impatiently, "What are you doing in the early morning, and don't let people sleep?" 」

I was stupefied, and Lulu quickly got up and said, "Don't be afraid, this is my boyfriend, Dong Bowen. Bowen, meet our new tenant, Amy. 」

Her boyfriend gave me a look, and I nodded with a smile, but he said, "Oh, you are that small town. 」

My face froze. Why does this man talk like that?

Lulu said quickly, R, don't say that. He's a guest. 」

Dong Bowen sneered: R What guests, don't spend a little money every month to rent a small second bedroom? If you ask me, it's really economical.

I was very angry, and Lulu apologized to me: "Haoyu, he is like this, with a cheap mouth and a good heart. Don't take it seriously 」

I nodded and said nothing.

However, this first impression, I feel that he is not a good crop.

Dong Bowen swaggered into the bathroom of the living room, unbuttoned his pajamas, peed, and left the door open.

Lulu closed the door for him awkwardly and told me: R is over, and the bathroom in this living room is only for you. Don't mind me talking to him. 」

I said it doesn't matter. I'll be fine when it's cooked.

It's almost time to pack. Lulu wants to make some breakfast, so we can eat together. I saw that there were still dishes in the kitchen, so I said I helped her wash them and went into the kitchen.