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Urgent, urgent, urgent! The problem of Hangzhou West Lake! Kneel down and beg for help from prawns!

West Lake: A long time ago, Yulong and Jinfeng in the sky found a piece of white jade on the fairy island near the Milky Way. They pondered for many years and became a pearl. But this treasure was discovered by the Queen Mother, who would take it away, and the Queen Mother refused, so there was a struggle. As soon as the Queen Mother released her hand, the pearl fell to earth and became the West Lake, and Yulong Jinfeng also descended to the world.

Legend of the White Snake: There is also a touching love story of Xu Xian and the White Snake circulating in the West Lake, which makes the West Lake famous. Leifeng Pagoda: In a sense, it is famous for broadcasting Wan Li precisely because it presses the White Snake. When the Leifeng Pagoda appeared in The Legend of the White Snake, a sad ending appeared irretrievably.

Three Wonders of the West Lake: The solitary mountain is not lonely: the emperor lived in this mountain when he was visiting the West Lake, so he named it the solitary mountain. But the solitary mountain is not lonely. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, but it is also called the "solitary mountain", so it is known as one of the "Three Wonders of the West Lake".

The broken bridge keeps breaking: Every winter when it snows, there is snow left on the broken bridge, which seems to be broken from a distance, so people call it "broken bridge";

The long bridge is not long: It is said that butterfly lovers and his wife saw each other off on the bridge reluctantly and sent them back and forth 18 times. A bridge that was originally more than 5 meters long was called the "long bridge" because they walked for a day.

West Lake has been called "Golden Bull Lake" since ancient times, which originated from a beautiful myth of West Lake. According to legend, in the Han Dynasty, there was a golden bull lurking at the bottom of the West Lake. When the lake dried up, cows emerged and spit water to fill the lake. In order to win the favor of the emperor, local officials ordered the people to drain the lake. When the water dried up, they saw Taurus, and the officials rushed to the lake to catch cows. The Taurus roared and opened its mouth to spit water, and all the officials were drowned in an instant! Since then, the water in the West Lake has never dried up, and Taurus has never appeared.

Legend of Longjing Tea and Tiger Running Spring

It is said that when Emperor Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River, he came to the foot of Shifeng Mountain in Longjing, Hangzhou, to watch the rural women picking tea to show their feelings. On this day, Emperor Qianlong saw several country girls picking tea in front of more than ten shady tea stands, which made him happy and learned to pick it. Just picked one, suddenly the eunuch came to report: "The Queen Mother is ill, please hurry back to Beijing." When Emperor Qianlong heard that the Empress Dowager was ill, he put a handful of tea into the bag and went back to Beijing day and night. In fact, the Queen Mother was not seriously ill because she ate too much delicacies, and her anger rose for a while, her eyes were red and swollen, and her stomach was unwell. At this time, seeing the arrival of the emperor's son, I felt a faint fragrance coming and asked what good things I had brought. The emperor was surprised, too. Where did the fragrance come from? He touched it casually. Ah, it turned out to be a handful of tea in Shifengshan, Hangzhou. After a few days, it had dried up, and the rich aroma came out. The Queen Mother wanted to taste the tea. The maid-in-waiting made the tea and sent it to the Queen Mother. Sure enough, the fragrance was fragrant. The Queen Mother took a sip and her eyes were much more comfortable. After drinking the tea, the redness disappeared and her stomach did not swell. The queen mother said happily, "The tea of Longjing in Hangzhou is really a panacea." Emperor Qianlong was so happy to see the Queen Mother, so he immediately gave orders to seal the eighteen tea trees in front of Hugong Temple under Shifengshan Mountain in Longjing, Hangzhou as imperial tea, and picked new tea every year to pay tribute to the Queen Mother. Up to now, these eighteen imperial teas are still preserved in front of Hugong Temple in Longjing Village, Hangzhou, and many tourists in Hangzhou have made a special trip to visit and take photos as a souvenir.

Longjing Tea (one of the top ten famous teas in China) and Tiger Running Spring are known as "Hangzhou Double Wonders". How did Tiger Running Spring come from? It is said that there were two brothers a long time ago. The elder brother was named Dahu and Erhu. Two people have great manpower. One year, they came to Hangzhou and wanted to settle down in the small temple where Tigers are now running. The monk told them that it was difficult to draw water here, and they had to cross several ridges to carry water. The brothers said that as long as they could live, we would take care of carrying water, so the monk took in the brothers. One summer, there was no rain, and the stream dried up, making it more difficult to draw water. One day, the two brothers remembered the "Tongziquan" that wandered across Hengshan Mountain in Nanyue. If only they could move Tongziquan to Hangzhou. The two brothers decided to go to Hengshan and move to Tongziquan. They rushed all the way and fainted when they reached the foot of Hengshan. After the storm broke out and the wind stopped raining, they woke up and saw a child with a willow branch in front of them. This is the fairy who manages the Tongziquan. After listening to their story, the fairy pointed at them with a willow branch, and water spilled on them. In an instant, the two brothers became two colorful tigers, and the child jumped on the back of the tiger. The tiger roared to the sky and went straight to Hangzhou with the "Boy Spring". The old monk and the villagers had a dream at night, dreaming that the big tiger and the second tiger turned into two tigers and moved the "Tongziquan" to Hangzhou. At dawn, there was a spring water. The next day, the sky was full of sunshine, and two tigers descended from the sky. The tigers were digging the ground in the bamboo garden next to the temple, and soon they dug a deep pit. Suddenly, the storm was raging, and after the rain stopped, they saw a clear spring pouring out of the deep pit. Everyone understood that it must be the spring water brought to them by the big tiger and the second tiger. To commemorate the Great Tiger and the Second Tiger, they named the spring "Tiger Planing Spring". Later, for the sake of fluency, it was called "Tiger Running Spring". Soaking Longjing tea in Tiger Run Spring is excellent in color and fragrance. Today, you can taste this "double unique" drink in Tiger Run Tea Room.

allusion to the broken bridge

The broken bridge in West Lake was first called Duanjia Bridge.

a long time ago, the Baisha dike of the West Lake wound its way from the lonely mountain to here, and there was only an unknown small wooden bridge, which was closely connected with the shore of the lake. Visitors who want to visit the lonely mountain must pass through this small wooden bridge, which is often broken due to the sun and rain, which is very inconvenient for tourists.

There is a humble hut near the bridge, where a couple named Duan lived. Both of them are kind-hearted and hard-working. The man fishes in the lake for a living, and the woman sets up a wine stand at the door, and the seller makes local wine. Because of the bad taste of wine, customers seldom come to the door and business is light.

one day, at sunset in the western hills, the couple were just about to close the door when an old man with white hair came, who said he had come from a long way and was penniless, and asked to stay overnight. Seeing that he was old and pitiful, Duan Jia and his wife warmly asked him to stay. They also burned a carp that had just been caught from the West Lake and played a bowl of home-brewed local wine to entertain the old man. You're welcome, the old man drank three bowls in a row, then fell on the bed and fell asleep.

The next morning, when the white-haired old man left, he said, "Thank you for your kind hospitality. I have three wine medicines here, which can help you make good wine." Say and take out three red wine medicine, say goodbye.

Duan Jia and his wife put the old man's three medicines in the wine-making jar, and the wine brewed was scarlet in color, extremely sweet and fragrant. Since then, every day, customers are crowded, Duan Jia scarlet wine is famous in Hang Cheng, and business is booming day by day. Duan Jia and his wife tore down the hut and built a restaurant. In order to thank the white-haired old man, they saved a sum of money and prepared to thank him well.

the years have passed, and it has been three years. This winter, the West Lake was snowing heavily, and the white-haired old man braved the snow to come to Duanjia Restaurant. When the couple saw the benefactor coming, they were overjoyed and asked the old man to stay in his house for a long time. However, the old man will say goodbye the next day. When leaving, Duan Jia and his wife took out three hundred and twenty pieces of silver and gave it to the old man. The old man declined with a smile and said, "Thank you for your kindness. I am a lonely old man. What's the use of asking for so much money?" You still use it in the most important place! " After that, he walked through the snow to the bridge. Duan Jia and his wife stood at the door to see each other off. They saw that the old man had just stepped onto the small wooden bridge, his foot slipped, the bridge broke and the old man fell into the lake. The couple rushed to the rescue, and suddenly saw the white-haired old man standing on the lake, walking on the ground, smiling and waving to them, and drifting away.

Duan Jia and his wife realized that the old man with white hair was not a mortal. Remembering what the old man said when he left, he used the money to build a tall bluestone arch bridge and a pavilion at the bridge head. From then on, people who visit the West Lake are no longer afraid of slippery roads and broken bridges.

folks miss Duan Jia's good deeds in building a bridge, so they call this bridge Duanjia Bridge. Later, because "Duan" and "Duan" are homonyms, it was called broken bridge.

Pearl of the West Lake

Legend has it that in ancient times, in the grottoes east of Tianhe, there lived a snow-white jade dragon, and in the big forest west of Tianhe, there lived a colorful golden phoenix.

Yulong and Jinfeng are neighbors. Every morning, one of them drills out of the grottoes, the other flies out of the Woods, and they are busy doing their own things. One day, one of them flies in the sky, and the other swims in Tianhe, flying and swimming. Unconsciously, they come to a fairy island, where they find a shiny stone. Jinfeng liked it very much and said to Yulong, "Yulong Yulong, look how beautiful this stone is!" " Yulong liked it very much, too, so he said to Jinfeng, "Jinfeng Jinfeng, shall we polish it into a bead?"

jinfeng nodded, and they started work. Yulong grabbed it with his claws and Jinfeng pecked it with his mouth. Day by day, year by year passed, and they really cut the stone into a round bead. Jinfeng happily flew to the fairy mountain and brought many dew drops to the beads; Yulong swam happily to the Tianhe River, drew a lot of clear water and sprayed it on the beads. Drop, drop, spray, spray, and slowly this bead becomes bright and shiny.

From then on, Yulong likes Jinfeng, and Jinfeng also likes Yulong; Both Yulong and Jinfeng like their pearls. Yulong doesn't want to go back to the grottoes in the east of Tianhe, and Jinfeng doesn't want to go back to the Woods in the west of Tianhe. They go to Xiandao in Tianhe and guard their pearls day and night.

This pearl is really a treasure. Wherever it shines, the trees there are evergreen, the flowers are blooming, the mountains are beautiful and the water is beautiful, and the crops are abundant.

As soon as the Queen Mother walked out of the palace gate, she saw the bright light of this pearl, and she was very envious. At midnight in Guang Chen, she sent a trusted heavenly soldier to quietly take this pearl away while Yulong and Jinfeng were asleep. The Queen Mother was so fond of the Pearl that she didn't even want to show it to others. She hid in the Fairy Palace, closed the nine doors and locked nine locks outside.

Yulong and Jinfeng, when they woke up, found that the Pearl was gone. They were really anxious! Looking east and looking west, Yulong searched every grotto under the Tianhe River, but couldn't find it. Jinfeng searched every corner of the fairy mountain, but she couldn't find it. They were very sad, but they still searched everywhere day and night, hoping to get their beloved pearl back.

On the birthday of the Queen Mother, immortals from all directions rushed to the Fairy Palace to celebrate her birthday. The Queen Mother laid down a grand flat peach party to invite all the immortals. The immortals drank wine and ate flat peaches, congratulating the Queen Mother: Happiness is like the East China Sea, and longevity is better than Nanshan. When the Queen Mother was happy, she said to the immortals, "Dear Immortals, I invite you to see a precious pearl, which is hard to find in the sky and underground!"

As he spoke, he untied nine keys from his belt, unlocked nine locks, walked into the Nine Doors, took out the pearl from it, and put it in the middle of the hall with a gold plate. The pearl was sparkling and shiny, and the immortals applauded.

At this moment, Yulong and Jinfeng were looking for their pearl everywhere. Jinfeng found the light from the pearl and called Yulong: "Yulong Yulong, come and see if it is not the light from our pearl?" Yulong poked his head out of the Tianhe River and saw, "Yes, it must be our pearl. Get it back quickly!" "

Yulong and Jinfeng immediately headed for the bright light of the Pearl until they found the fairy palace of the Queen Mother. The immortals were poking their heads around the Pearl and applauding. Yulong came forward and said, "This Pearl is ours!" Jinfeng also said, "This pearl is ours!" As soon as the Queen Mother heard the fire, she shouted at Yulong, and Jinfeng opened her mouth and scolded, "Nonsense! I am the mother of the Jade Emperor, and all the treasures in the sky are mine. "

Jade Dragon and Jinfeng were angry when they heard this. They said to the Queen Mother together, "This pearl was not born in the sky, nor grew underground. It was worked hard by us day by day and year by year!"

When the Queen Mother heard this, she was ashamed and anxious. She stretched out her hand to protect the golden plate with the pearl, and called the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to drive Yulong and Jinfeng out. Jinfeng saw that the Queen Mother was unreasonable and rushed to grab the pearl; Yulong saw that the Queen Mother was unreasonable and rushed to grab the pearl. Three hands hold the gold plate, and no one will relax. You pull me, and when the gold plate shakes, the pearl rolls down, rolls to the edge of the steps, and falls from the sky to the ground.

Yulong and Jinfeng saw that the pearl was falling, so they quickly turned over and came down to protect it. Yulong swims and Jinfeng flies. They are in front, behind, left and right for a while, protecting this pearl and slowly descending from the sky to the ground. As soon as this pearl reached the ground, it immediately turned into a clear West Lake. Yulong could not bear to leave his own pearl, and it became a majestic Yulong Mountain to protect it. Jinfeng was reluctant to part with her pearl, so she turned into a verdant Phoenix Mountain to protect it.

From then on, Phoenix Mountain and Yulong Mountain stood quietly beside the West Lake. Until now, there are still two ancient ballads circulating in Hangzhou: the Pearl of the West Lake descended from the sky, while the dragon and phoenix danced to Qiantang.

Qian Wang shoots tides

The tides in Qiantang River are always very strong, with high tidal heads and strong tidal impact. Therefore, the dikes on both sides of Qiantang River are always repaired here and collapsed there. "The Yellow River repairs a bucket of gold every day and Qianjiang repairs a bucket of silver every day." At that time, the disasters brought by the tide to the people can be imagined from this sentence.

at the end of the Tang dynasty, there was a king of Wu yue named Qian Yong, who was extremely brave. At that time, most people called him "Qian Wang". When Qian Wang ruled Hangzhou, everything was easy to do, except that the seawall of Qiantang River could not be repaired. Because it has just been repaired, the tide will come twice a day and night, and it is simply impossible to build the seawall. Therefore, Qian Wang's people were very anxious, and they were afraid that Qian Wang would lose his temper, so they had to report to Qian Wangdao: "Your Majesty, this seawall is still not repaired, and it will never be repaired. Because there is a tide god in the Qiantang River who is against us, only when we have repaired the seawall almost, he will make waves, swell the tide and collapse our seawall. "

Qian Wang's stomach was full of fire, and he was so angry that his beard stood on end, his eyes were as wide as brass cymbals, and he snapped, "Bark! You useless guys! Why not drag the tide god up and kill him?

The men hurriedly said, "This is impossible, this is impossible. He is a tidal god, living with the Sea Dragon King in the sea! We can't find him. Besides, when he came, he rolled with the tide and was in the sea at the head of the tide; We mortals can't see him, and we can't catch him. People are looking for it in iron boats, and as soon as they touch the tide, they will be swallowed up. "

when Qian Wang heard this, his eyes sparkled and he shouted, "bah! Don't let this little tide god run amok? No! " Qian Wang thought for a moment and said, "OK, let me subdue him myself. On August 18th, gather 1, archers to the river, and I'm going to meet this tide god! "

Why do you think the money king must choose August 18th? It turns out that August 18th is the birthday of the tide god, and the tide is the highest on this day, and the water potential is even more fierce. And the tide god will ride a white horse on the tide head on this day.

On August 18th, a King's Terrace was set up by the Qiantang River. Qian Wang went to the stage early in the morning to watch the movement and wait for the arrival of the tide god. However, the 1, elite archers selected from the local area were not well received one after another. When Qian Wang saw that it was too slow, he ordered them to gather at the river immediately and arrange their positions.

At this moment, a general came forward, knelt down and said, "Your Majesty! When archers run to the river, they have to pass a gem mountain. The mountain road in this place is narrow, and only one person can walk through it, not to mention crossing the mountain.