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1. My mother looked at a beautiful daughter of a relative's house and said to me: Her face looks like she's done it. Your face looks like it's done!

2. When looking for a girlfriend, look for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, I feel heartache! Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!

3. "Lend me one hundred dollars." "I didn't bring that much!" "Then how much do you have?" "Fifty." "Well, you owe me fifty dollars first!" "Well, I'll pay you back when I have money!"

When I was a child, I secretly vowed to be an extremely smart person in the future. After years of hard work, we finally achieved half of it. I am ... I am awesome now.

I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

6. You never know how bad your luck is if you don't buy lottery tickets, how bad your popularity is if you don't borrow money, and how ugly you are if you don't confess.

7. God is fair. Although he shortened you, he raised your hairline.

8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

It is really easy for girls to kill time. Just give her a mobile phone and a selfie software, and she will be immersed in the illusion of how I look so good.

10. Just arrived home, my wife whispered, "Are you tired when you come back?" Me: "A little tired." She asked again, "Are you hungry?" Me: "I'm starving!" The wife said softly, "Then take a rest and cook quickly!" " "

1 1. At the company dinner, the leader praised me in front of everyone and said that thanks to my frequent lateness, I had the funds for this activity.

Twelve. When I was a child, I was always disobedient, playful and disruptive. My father hit me, and I forgot how many slaps I slapped, but I never admitted my mistake. Later, my dad got tired of playing, so he patted the wall and let me play by myself.

13. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is an animal history!

14. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends from WeChat business, for nothing else, just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.

15. The theme of a debate is "Is the debate meaningful?" The professional player made careful preparations and arrived at the debate venue on time. Half an hour has passed and the other party hasn't appeared yet.

16. My mother dug a spoonful of watermelon and didn't hold it steady. She picked it up and put it in my mouth. Seeing me looking at her in surprise, she suddenly smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I thought you were still a child."

Seventeen. Two days ago, on my mother-in-law's birthday, I asked my wife if she wanted to buy an expensive gift. The wife said, "Don't buy anything too expensive. She is old, just buy something practical. " So, I bought an urn.

18. When I was in college, I thought I would spend my college life quietly. One winter was particularly cold. I didn't want to get up for self-study in the morning, so I asked my roommate to make up an excuse for asking for leave. In the afternoon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

Nineteen. My girlfriend said I was too girly, and I was very angry. I wanted to have a big fight with her, and she didn't think about my mother. In the end, I didn't quarrel with her, and she cried angrily. I just saw a motorcycle. Plus four cyclists, seriously overloaded. When crossing the intersection, the traffic police asked him to stop. The motorcycle master in Ren Lei said, "Stop chasing!"

2 1. Today I went to the grocery store at the door to buy cigarettes. One * * is 2 1, and I only brought 20. My boss quit, so I opened the cigarette case and gave him a cigarette. I will never forget the way the shopkeeper looked at me!

22. I found a wallet by the roadside. Just when I didn't know what to do, a little man popped up in my head and said, find the owner and return it to the original owner. Then it dawned on me that I packed my wallet and went home, because I couldn't trust the villain.

Twenty-three Some people are as clever as the weather. Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.

24. My wife bought a bunch of cosmetics. Looking at the online tutorial, I can't help feeling: "So many steps are too difficult to remember!" The husband looked at it and said, "Isn't it simple? Sprinkle water first, then waterproof, then isolate, and finally paint! " The wife listened to the praise and said, "Husband, you are really amazing!" The husband curled his lips and said, "I am a decorator, just like painting a wall!" " "