How to post on Moments if you want to be asked out? Funny sentences for asking for a date.

How do I post on Moments when I want to be asked out on a date? I have compiled some funny sentences on how to post on Moments to ask for a date if you want to be asked for a date. Let’s take a look!

1. Missing Person Notice: A certain man is slim and strong, has an extraordinary appearance, and is handsome. In my heart. Anyone who knows the whereabouts please contact me. I'm willing to pay you with a diamond ring!

2. Oh! My dear, let me tell you, on Valentine's Day a thousand years ago, I didn't go home. You thought I was fooling around, so don't bother me, because There were no text messages back then. So I have to tell you a thousand years later, I went to buy flowers.

3. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; bake you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

4. Flowers and roses, may you always be bright and beautiful; stars and music, may you always be trendy; may the sky and the earth last forever, may you always be blue and broad. On Valentine's Day, when I miss you, I wish you the best, the angel in my heart.

5. The blue sky and white clouds are close to each other, the green mountains and green waters surround each other, the gentle breeze and drizzle are so wonderful, you and your lover will be together forever, Valentine's Day is here again, I wish you always be happy and happy, and laugh all the time!

6. If you truly love someone, you will be willing to change for him. If a person goes his own way in front of you and ignores behaviors you don't like, then he doesn't love you. So if you don't care about him enough or he doesn't care about you enough, then you don't love him or he doesn't love you. Don't think that you are careless or believe that he is a careless person. When you meet the person you truly love, a coward will become brave, and by the same token, a careless person will become careful.

7. My dear, once I "scan" you, my love "program" will be "activated". Others say that we are very "compatible" and are "hyperlinks". Especially when we meet In those few days, the relationship quickly "upgraded"!

8. Sometimes it is not God who is teasing us, but ourselves who are teasing ourselves. Remember not to waste your time on people who don’t want to spend time on you. If you fall in love with someone who doesn't love you, you are destined to be hurt

9. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you a little flood and you will flood. A broken pot has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, even pockmarks can shine!

10. According to the "messages" you "sent" to me, Show that you are willing to let me open your "file". I have a "core" that "runs" for you. The "data" downloaded in my "hard drive" are all "I love you

”.Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day!

11. Women should learn to cherish themselves and dress themselves up. Don’t use simplicity as a shield and housework as an excuse. If you don’t understand fashion, you are not a complete person. woman.

12. Being alone together, longing for lovesickness, the moon is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, I am alone with my mobile phone on, thinking about the good times, expressing my heartfelt words, sending my blessings, Happy Valentine's Day!

13. It’s another day when I have to see you. Don’t bother me. You are troublesome, and I am even more troublesome. It’s even more troublesome for two people to be together. But it seemed more troublesome to be alone at home and listen to my parents nagging me on February 14th. Alas! Wait for you.

14. I can’t bear to look back at the turbulent years in the past. The night breeze is blowing hard. I miss my friends. How can I resist him? I haven’t found a girlfriend for a long time. I am spending the holidays alone. I wish all the good men in the world have something to ask for. , honey Valentine's Day!

15. It will be very happy to fall in love with smart people, because they are humorous and can talk, but there are always crises, because such people can easily change their hearts. Falling in love with an honest person is very reassuring, but life is also very boring.

16. Kuafu chases the sun to pick the sun for you; Chang'e flies to the moon to pick the moon for you; Shenqi leaves the cabin to pick the stars for you. I sent you a text message to tell you that I asked them to do it!

17. On Valentine’s Day, I just want to say to you: It’s impossible that I don’t love you: I don’t There is no reason to love you: I don’t want you, which is even more unjust than Dou E: If I don’t send you a text message, I will be struck by lightning.

18. Looking for someone: A certain woman has an elegant temperament, is gentle and beautiful, is smart and kind, and will always stay in my heart. If anyone knows his whereabouts, please contact me as soon as possible. I would like to reward you with a rose!

19. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a kind of feeling called indescribable, and a kind of happiness called having you by your side. Some idiot would read it all.

20. I miss you so much that I broke the phone line, burned out the mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills. Alas! But I still want to see you.

21. The river of the soul flows forward, and I sit in the cheerful water and wait for you. Through the familiar fish and shrimp, I offer you the rose of my heart, so that the water of true love can always water it and never wither.

22. I lost sleep because of you in the lonely night, and I lost the mood to dream. But it’s not that I have no dreams from now on, but you are still in my dreams! Meeting you is purely God’s will, falling in love with you wholeheartedly, and painful I will never regret falling in love with you, I will be satisfied only when I get you.

23. I was in a car accident and my waist was twisted. You were the driver - I was hit by love! Hehe, I love you!

24. Lover It is obvious to all that lovers get along happily, loveless lovers suffer all their lives, infatuated lovers come through rain or shine, thin lovers are notorious, and heroic lovers are rare. The true lover is none other than me. Happy Valentine's Day!

25. Looking at the sky and the ground, I just can’t see you; when it comes to wind and rain, I just don’t dare to say I love you; I think of you all the time, but I just don’t dare to tell you; I don’t ask you to know I only want you to know that I miss you!

26. Read it and you owe me a hug; delete it and owe me a kiss; save it and owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you delete it, you owe me a kiss. If you don’t reply, you are mine.

27. When will I have a lover? I asked my friends via text message. I don’t know if there are people around me or if I have a boyfriend. I want to find her, but I am afraid of missing the opportunity. I can’t sleep all night. The most difficult thing is to rest. Two cups of light wine, how can I defeat him? Looking for a close friend on Valentine's Day!

28. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, and had no one to kiss me. Kiss you, marry you within five days, and we will not be separated within sixty years!

29. Watch you quietly and concentrate, dream beautifully of your happiness, love you deeply and sincerely, and be good to you. I care about you carefully, think about you foolishly, and tell you quietly that I really love you!

30. If one day you think of the person who once loved you, I will always be your lover. One of them, if one day no one in this world loves you anymore, I will definitely be dead by then!

31. You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold you. Fluffy hands! Love! Let us walk upright!

32. You are the wind and I am the boat, we can go far as partners; you are the rose and I are the flower, we bloom the flower of love. ;You are warmth and I am home, we form a happy family; Today is Valentine’s Day, Happy Valentine’s Day!