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Interesting and lovely personality, talk about 50 words to share.

1, don't laugh too much, you will get pregnant.

2. Girl, where is your moral integrity? Can you be a little more conservative?

My friend owes me 5 yuan, and it seems from his tone that he is not going to pay it back.

4. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

I love you, and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.

6. If you tell me that I love you, will you die?

7. I am not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.

8. There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.

9. Face the world in a daze with a lazy attitude.

10, in the future, I won't be unreasonable to you, because you are no longer worth it.

1 1, even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

12, women are like cars and men are like houses. Can you understand this truth?

13, while alive, hurry to meet the people you meet, because there is no chance when you die.

14, do you still remember the age of our 2B? Forget what you have forgotten.

15, did you miss the hint given by the beautiful guys in those years? I really deserve to be single if I miss it.

16. What will happen if a man is pregnant? I've been struggling

17, in my opinion, you are the most suitable spokesperson for 2B youth.

18, I can tolerate that your figure is fake, but

19 How did the cow die? Be blown up

20. Attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity.

2 1, the dirty is the heart, not the world.

Thank you for showing up in my world and teaching me how to live with a mask.

I've been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.

24. Beauty is your life, and living beautifully is my skill.

25. I just keep you in my heart. I just love you all the time. What can you do to me?

26, love at first sight, the clock is not love, it is the face.

27. If you don't treat yourself well these days, you will live in vain.

28. I don't lack love, but your departure made me lack habits.

29. Do you think I'm in the way? You don't know it's not that easy to come to my world.

You say you are lonely, but I think you are just bored.

3 1. Don't spit ivory from the dog's mouth. You are not a dog. Can you spit it out?

Don't criticize others behind their backs. Do you think everyone else is as stupid as you?

33, just too boring, I will put you in my heart so deep.

I said I could forget, just like a meteor across the sky, leaving no trace.

35. Feelings don't need to be felt, and deep love doesn't need to be shown off.

36. Is it necessary to do everything yourself in the life of a good brother? Who is so stupid?

Don't be sentimental about me, my sister is heartless.

38. If love is not crazy, it is not true love.

39. Ugly people will be loved, and beautiful people will be rejected.

40. I am not a delicate host, so I don't need anyone to protect me.

4 1, I want you to pay for what you did, don't you understand?

Give me two years, and I will make you kneel before me.

43. I want to hold your hand and make a lifelong vow.

If you want to go, I won't stop you; If you die, I will help you.

45. Without anger and sadness, a smile is just a gesture.

46. Gold always shines, and I am also gold, but you can't see my light.

47. Whoever gives me warmth, I will definitely repay it with my life.

48, pay will be rewarded, it's just that you are deceiving yourself.

49. When a man can have children, I will earn money to support him.

50. Everyone wants to succeed, but the road to success is not necessarily taken by everyone.

It's interesting for girls to behave well. Tell me about their lovely personalities.

1, I'm a little cute now. When I grow up, I will be a big cutie. When I am old, I will be cute when I die.

2. I keep black cats, you keep white cats, and let them keep zebras. What did you say?/Sorry?

The two of us are not enviable by others.

Let's go sunbathing together at night.

Take you and money to travel this summer.

6. How far your mind is, how far you roll for me, how fast the speed of light is, and how fast you roll for me.

7. "You are so cute", "Speak human words" and "You are so fat!"

Your wedding has nothing to do with me. I am more interested in your funeral.

9. Don't cry at my grave, it stains my reincarnation.

10, you don't love having such a lovely me.

1 1, I'll hug you if you behave yourself.

12, I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

13, no matter how big the official is, no matter how much money. Yan dragged it over like this.

14. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

15, I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

16, every exam, I really want to write "Baidu once, you will know" on the paper, which makes the marking teacher very angry.

17, the word "especially diligent", I thought about it and made the first one.

18, if beautiful women can eat, then I can feed the whole world.

19, I want to secretly give you a toothpaste-flavored kiss every morning.

20. I am fat because many things are not thin in my heart!

2 1. What students are good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

I hope one day you are cooking and I am making trouble.

23. You are my favorite person. You won't change chocolate or ice cream.

24.QQ secret language is for you to confess, not to guess who I am.

I've always been praised for my beauty recently. I've been thinking about it all night, and I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

26. There is no beef in the beef noodles. Don't complain that there is no wife in the old lady's cake.

27. "My IQ is one of the best." "Yes, your IQ is only suitable for the best of them."

28. "How do you look so alike?" "You don't sound like it."

29. "What's so annoying about Tencent?" "Its users basically don't talk to me."

30. A bug in front flew to my math problem and looked at it several times before it died.

3 1, looking at my childhood, I was shocked by Tang's words. Please don't put sugar in honey water because I am afraid of being fat.

32. I don't know what retention is. I only know that people who love me will not leave.

You should like someone who can make you laugh, not me who often makes you cry.

34. I am crazy. Don't talk to me.

Don't call me a light bulb, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

36, show love is useful! Have the courage to have children.

37. Trilogy of Destroying Childhood: Sin, Moore Manor, Log Kingdom

38. I just ordered 20 iphoneS and just gave them away. I didn't just order. Have you forgotten that I am still a baby?

39. Friendship is very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to her.

40. "How to describe a beautiful woman?" "Putting you in ancient times can support a brothel!"

4 1, you have 100,000 why, I have 110,000 I don't know.

42. 【 I just patted my wallet. It's nothing really, but I hope it will swell up]

43. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

Every morning, my bed drags me to death. It's too greasy for me to eat. I must find a cure for it.

45. Sit aside, it crushed my invisible wing.

46. Don't comb your hair in the morning, because that's the hairstyle God gave you.

47. "Excuse me, where is the men's room?" "Next to the ladies' room"

48. I am a pitaya with different colors.

49. If a boy calls me short in the future, I will take you as a confession.

50. China is developed and needs foreigners to translate classical Chinese.

5 1, Yue Lao, did you break my red rope?

52. "Is my face oily?" "Reflecting light, I can't see clearly."

53. "When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

54. A girl like you can't get married. Even if she does, it will be blamed on others.

55. School, although you got my body, you can't get my heart. lt; .

56. A science student cursed: "You are simply X+ >!" It took me a long time to realize that the answer is "2 to positive infinity" ...

57. You were tanned in the southern sun, and I was frozen into a dog in the northern cold night.

58. Four classic novels: I guess you still remember Murphy's Law, Little Sage's Quotations, Lu Chunqiu and Down's Performance Rule.

59. Every dormitory has people who grind their teeth, people who talk in their sleep, people who snore and people who sleep late.

60. Every day I look in the mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror, who is the cutest person in the world?" The mirror shows me every time. Alas, the silver family is so shy.

6 1. Today, my brother asked me a question about the second grade of primary school. I took a look, asked him to get me a glass of water and then quickly Baidu. Math sucks now.

62. "Last night, I had dinner, went shopping and visited the park with the male god. His face is getting closer and closer to me ... ""Go on ""Then I woke up. "

Talk about sharing 50 elegant and beautiful English personalities.

1, every young time is yours.

38. Bitches are artificial and unconventional. Bitches are melodramatic.

39. Indulging in the pain of missing, I invented a lonely and rough voice. Indulge in the hustle and bustle of missing pain, and take stock of the lonely and bumpy sounds.

40. I miss not only the past, but also the good old days. I miss not only the past, but also the good old days.

4 1, es for those who love it, and the most beautiful scenery in the world has been rendered. When you meet the person you like, the most beautiful scenery in the world comes out.

44. Your eyes are not warm to me. Any warmth in your eyes is not for me.

45, looking back, see a person is no longer young, never make public. Looking back, I see that I am no longer young, and I can no longer make public.

46. As long as there is no death, it is just an accident. As long as you're not dead, you're fine.

47. A person you have loved is not love, and thousands of loves are not as good as yours.

Love you more than yourself.

49. The north of the north of the city is not to be missed. I miss the north of the north city.

50. Youth is not a period of life, but a state of mind. Youth is not a time, but a state of mind.

Zhihu, it's interesting to say 50 recommendations.

1, it is said that the Monkey King is driving a somersault cloud, so God is driving a floating cloud.

If you get married, I think you should marry a fairy, because she is clean and can exchange money.

Since you have left, why did you appear in front of me? Aren't you stimulating me? woman

4. A depressed life eliminates those who can't live up to expectations. Live fish go upstream and dead fish go downstream.

5, good life is short, life is not cheap, you are a short-lived guy.

6. My qq level is not high. I don't have any QQ coins or any photos. What's the use of hackers stealing?

7. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

8. I chased it with Cupid's arrow, and you flew away wearing a bulletproof vest.

9. barefoot on the beach, how can you still forget the feeling of heartache?

10, no matter how heavy the rain is, it will stop eventually; If you stab someone, you will scab, too.

1 1, the shadow is on the left and the soul is on the right, which run counter to each other but cannot escape the bondage of the body.

12, what is love? Love means that you break my heart, and then I will heal it slowly.

13, the biggest advantage of maturity is: I didn't get it before, but I don't want it now.

14, because you are unwilling, even if you are wrong, will you continue to do it?

15, I still want to go by myself in some roads, and I will still understand some reasons by myself.

16, some people say that the person you can see with your eyes closed is the person you love the most.

17, even if you finally get a hug, it's worth it.

18, after a long separation, I will occasionally miss the road we once walked together.

19, I miss not that person, but those who can't go back.

20. Are you so jealous, you thousand-year-old jealous jar?

2 1, lonely night, who will count the stars with me, and those with low IQ can count the moon with me.

I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

23, you use stealth to hide from me, then I use online stealth to help you.

24. He doesn't love me, he is not serious when he speaks, and he is too focused when he is silent.

25. I believe Brother Chun will live forever, but Brother Chun also needs a rest.

26, don't tease brother, sister-in-law will make you a legend.

27. I won't accept gifts this year. I only accept 5S apples, hehe.

On a rainy day, I didn't bring an umbrella, so I had to become a drowned rat.

29. My story is actually not so tragic, you don't have to cry so heartbroken.

30. All friends have their own partners. What about me? How long do I have to wait?

3 1, I want to be his most wonderful meeting and the most reluctant parting.

32, suddenly say sorry to yourself, sorry to make yourself so embarrassed.

People say that distance produces beauty, but I think distance produces strangeness.

Although I have no right to interfere with you, I have the right to control myself to interfere with you.

35, life is a tragedy, while continuing to shed tears.

I gave you everything, but you threw it away like garbage.

Because I'm not a horse, you don't need to kiss up.

Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and people who love me say charming words.

39. Those cruel times made my brilliant future.

40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

4 1. True love needs to wait. Anyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

Please use some skills when cheating. Since you cheated, don't let me know the truth.

Actually, you don't understand If you can persist, we will be very happy together now.

44. When you see the person you like, you are best at pretending to be B.

45. Please forgive me. I'm not beautiful, I'm not cute and I have no money.

46. A good horse never turns back, because there is no turning back.

47. In the next life, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole country celebrated and when I died, the whole country mourned.

48. Nine dollars for marriage and twelve dollars for divorce. Only fools divorce? So expensive

49. You like to escape from the temple, but you don't know that it is a group of animals chasing you.

50. Because I have homework phobia, I am always wet with your homework, so I can't finish it.