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The classic lines of Latent

(Yu Zecheng praised Cui Ping for the first time) Yu: After thinking in advance, that is progress! (Li Ya confesses his career ideal to Yuan Peilin, a traitor) Li: I really don't want to make meritorious deeds and receive awards in this line of work! Yuan: Then what do you want? Li: Eliminate all enemies for the party and country and let the children live a good life! Anti-Japanese, so is anti-* *! Yuan: I salute you! (Yuan Peilin dies, Li Ya pleads with Wu Jingzhong, Wu retorts) Wu: I trust you. Who trusts me? Yuan Peilin is the golden pimple of the headquarters and ascended to heaven in my hands. I wanted to show my face, but I showed my ass! (Yu Zecheng and Cui Ping are chatting before going to bed) Cui: The stationmaster's wife always asks why we don't want children yet. What do I say? Yu: Aren't they all the same caliber? Just say you can't conceive. Cui: I said that, but she said there must be something wrong with you! Yu: (sitting up warily) What's my problem? Cui: She said, what are you staring at me? I want to say that I have a problem, and she must not drag me to see a doctor. If only you had a question, she couldn't take you to see a doctor! Don't you think? Yu: (finding himself too nervous) Okay, okay, I have a problem! I have a problem, okay? (Cuiping covers his head with a sheet and laughs) Yu: A spy must be curious, but he must pretend not to be curious. (Wu Jingzhong and Yu Zecheng talk about the abolition of staff in the Secret Service) Wu: Actually, we can also see our own shadow from them! In our eyes, they are nobody; In the eyes of the Department of Defense, we are nobody. This day will come! Yu: Are you too pessimistic? Wu: (shaking his head) Why did I brazenly rip off Mu Liancheng? You have to return to the field, so leave yourself a way out. Let's put it bluntly. Otherwise, who wants to be an official for this privilege? I believe that Zheng Jiemin and Mao Renfeng also think so. Mrs Wu: Who sells coolies now? Dai Li will be a lieutenant general until his death, and he will be posthumously awarded. Wu: I have studied the words "unite the will and defend the leader" for fifteen years, and the result is: "Every man for himself, the devil takes the hindmost"! (Wu Jingzhong talks about Yu Zecheng with Li Ya, who took office) Wu; I still trust him! Li: My webmaster, there is a limit to this trust! (Wu Jingzhong announces the birth of the Secret Service at the meeting) Wu: From today on, Juntong will die. The chairman changed the name of this institution to the Secrecy Bureau. (Deep) Secrets Bureau, it doesn't sound as big as Juntong! (Cui Ping learns to write, and she is upset. Yu Zecheng comforts her) Cui: She can't learn! Writing a word is more tiring than tying cows! Yu: Don't worry! Tell me, what words do you know? Cui: Spring, summer, autumn, winter, east, west, south, north, middle, development, white and ten thousand. (All mahjong tiles) Yu Zecheng, madam, (referring to himself) Cuiping, money. Cui: Don't worry, I'll think about it! Also, eat, big, steamed bread! There are many more! Yu: eat big steamed bread, there are many more! Is that useless? Cui: You are a fool! (I saw the inscription on a painting in Ma Kui's home: "Snow Mountain is cold all through the ages, taking a single photo of Emei Peak", which is a cold word from Wu Jingzhong) Wu: Emei Peak, taking a single photo of TM! Quite romantic, huh? (Yu Zecheng can't send the information out, and Cuiping is anxious) Cui: I am just a piece of wood, still rotten! It's no use! Yu: After a bullet pulled the trigger, the gun had to send the bullet out, killing an enemy and the shell fell to the ground. After a long time, this shell casing is missing. Can you say that this shell casing is useless? (Cui Ping shakes his head) Yu: No way! It has its mission! Without shell casings, bullets cannot kill the enemy. We are now shell casings. Without us, bullets can't kill the enemy! (The Eighth Route Army visited the Enlightenment Society through mediation, and Deng Ming expressed emotion over the love legend of Zhou Enlai and Deng Yingchao) Deng: Revolutionary love is particularly romantic! (Yu Zecheng and Zuo Lan in the same trade look at each other and feel something) (Cui Ping doesn't think much of the consequences that Yu Zecheng's criticism of his behavior will easily lead to) Cui: I have also been a leader, leading dozens of people. I always pay attention to the way of criticizing comrades who make mistakes! Yu: What's your repayment method? It's just shooting a sniper in the mountains, burying a mine, hiding a chicken hair letter or something! Cui: Shut up! I've been here with bullets, too. Look down on me, right? I also told you that I still look down on you, the person who eats and drinks like this, collects gold and cashier, and muddies by asking for gossip! (Wu Jingzhong satirizes the United States for intervening in the mediation of relations between countries) Wu: Americans are willing to pretend to be angels! (Yu Zecheng shakes the bed as usual before going to bed to cope with the surveillance downstairs. Cui Ping doesn't care) Cui: Why do you still have to shake it every day? The accountant over there is a bachelor. Can you stand it? Shake it every day to make people think you have great skills, huh? Yu: (a little surprised) It seems that you understand it very well! Cui: (dismissively) I have never seen a companion, and I have never seen a companion animal! (Yu Zecheng tells Cuiping about the seriousness of work) Yu: Our enemy is air. There are a pair of eyes behind every window and an ear behind every leaf. (At the dinner party, Wu Jingzhong asked people why they chose to eat western food, and Lu Qiaoshan speculated) Lu: Does the stationmaster mean that, as Mrs. Jiang said, a person can only enter a new life after being thoroughly remoulded? Wu: That's what it means! Eight years of bloody fighting have passed, and now we should seize the time to enjoy life and appreciate the grace given by the party and state! Fighting bloody battles in the future, we will know who to fight for! (Cui Ping takes a car for the first time, which is very novel and exciting. He can't help complimenting Ma Kui.) Cui: Captain Ma is a capable person at first sight and can drive a rickshaw. It's the first time I've sat on this guy. These four wheels are not bad. Captain Ma, will you let me drive? (Yu Zecheng is ironic) (Yu Zecheng leaves Nanking, voiceover on the train returning to Chongqing) Voice: Four months ago, he left Chongqing to punish traitors; When he returned to Chongqing, he became a traitor. Although he is not the same as a traitor like Li Haifeng, he is the same capital crime in the military statutes. The idea of regret popped into his mind, but it was replaced by Zuo Lan's smile. Wu: Politics without human feelings is short-lived. Xie: If you can't kill me with a gun, I will come back to life, and we can still do business, as long as the price is reasonable. X: Now there are two gold bars here. Can you tell me which one is noble and which one is nasty? Xie: Look at those officials now. They all talk about socialism, but their hearts are full of business. (Li Ya asks Xie Ruolin what else is on your mind besides money? ) Xie: A sense of accomplishment.