On 2022 brand-new humorous sentences (selected 5 1 sentence)

I can bear my young lady's love.

3, study time, or to squeeze out.

The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

5, change the notebook-before the battery only supported the clock!

6. Little girl, give your uncle a smile. If you don't laugh, my uncle will give you a smile.

7. Miss's beard is too euphemistic. She must be a good family.

8. Spring is the season of the year, and a beautiful face is makeup.

9. The bell sounds more beautiful than the national anthem, and the bell collapses more than anxiety.

10, unless there is a man and a woman, there is no room for two men in one bed.

1 1. A dream of red mansions of modern people is: paying dividends, buying a house and dreaming.

12, the more a person cares, the place that makes him feel inferior most.

13, I accidentally saw your personality. I'm really sorry.

14, unhappy, unhappy, I am unhappy after eating it.

15, if I hadn't hit you, I would have turned against you. Prime number;

16, eyes into the sand, blinking all the time, will it be ground into pearls?

17, people like you can only live two episodes at most.

18, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.

19, go to find Buddha beads in the afternoon. The young monk told me that the abbot had gone to purchase goods.

20. Can a female paper like me suppress beauty without any weight?

2 1. The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but we must wear matching clothes.

22. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate to kick your bike and kick down a row.

23, there are three kinds of new unfilial, it is said that is to study literature, one's deceased father grind, no object.

Believe me, I am very low-key, Xixi, why am I so cute?

25, X years, if you don't want to be depressed, you can read more funny and humorous sentences!

26. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

27. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, and life is full of lights and smoke.

28. Summer is coming and the weather is very hot. Every time I take a shower, I feel like I'm washing vegetables for mosquitoes.

29, now half! I still can't sleep! A night without men! It's really lonely

After listening to English, the only thing I can understand is to start getting a few Chinese words.

The idea of 3 1 x is coming. I want to laugh in my dreams at the thought of still owing money to the bank.

32. School, although you can accept my people, you can never accept my heart.

33. People who believe in fate follow fate, and those who don't believe in fate are dragged away by fate.

34, the sunflower mother's class began, and the child's cough was not good, and most of it was wasted.

35, seven bangs, how many ignorant girls have been hurt, and they can't let go and can't get around.

36. I weaned early when I was a child. Which kind-hearted person helped me make up for this incomplete childhood.

37, the heart is cold, tears are hot; Heart, solidified world, tears, gentle world.

It is necessary to like drinking, toxic to like smoking, and hopeless to like you.

When I was a child, my mother often gave me a cup of foreign coffee. I didn't know it was Banlangen until I grew up.

40. Men confess to women. W: I don't want puppy love. Helliphellip, then let's get married early!

4 1, if you hadn't seen Tianer wearing a bra in front, I really couldn't tell you apart!

42. Like Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, The Journey to the West is a monk who can't eat sheep.

Russia would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

44. When you are in a bad mood, call others in the middle of the night, wake them up, and then go to bed.

45, the school broadcast, class is over, teacher: you have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you will suffer again.

46. When I was a child, I was afraid to raise my hand when I went to the toilet. I told my deskmate, but he raised his hand and shouted at the teacher. He said he was in a hurry.

47. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with background have been taken away, while monsters without background have been killed by sticks.

48. One day you won the lottery and traveled by plane for free. Sadness: plane crash. Happiness: having a parachute. Sadness: I can't open it. Happiness: There is a haystack on the ground.

49. How far a person can go depends on who he is with; How good a person is depends on who he has guidance; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

50. The donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay and cow feed every day? The old donkey sighed, we men can't compete. We eat by running errands, and others eat by breasts!

5 1, I can't sleep alone when I miss you. When I love you, I have thousands of ideas. I'm not as lonely as you. I'm going to be a lovesick bird, crossing the waters of Qian Shan, and flying to your head to pull a pile of shit.