Humorous sentences describing one's poor health.

1, my body is a bit like an old-fashioned computer, which needs constant upgrading and optimization to keep up with the times.

2. I am in poor health, just like the mobile phone screen in the eyes of the elderly, I always need to enlarge the font to see clearly.

My body feels like an old car with aging engine, which needs constant maintenance to run normally.

Making jokes or teasing each other through humor can make people relax, communicate better, improve the quality of communication, and make chatting more relaxed, interesting and comfortable. If you have a certain sense of humor, it may be easier to win the support and goodwill of friends by using some humorous language in conversation.