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How can a toad eat swan meat? Brain teasers~

The toad wants to eat swan meat. Speaking of ancient India, it is also called Tianzhu. Everyone may know what India is rich in. That is a toad. What is a toad? It is what we people call a toad every day. There is a Chinese proverb that says a toad wants to eat swan meat - a dream. In fact, this story does not come from China, but from India. Let me tell you this story. Tianzhu is a country rich in monks. Monks have a high status there and often enjoy all the glory and wealth. It is said that there is a monk named Anma Xiang. This monk is very talented and serves as a monk in a temple in the Laomata area of ??India. I have always been meditating and cultivating my mind, focusing on the Buddha. The old monk planned to pass the position to him as abbot. It is said that one day, a peerless beauty came to this old Motha monastery to offer incense. How about this beautiful woman? Let me explain it below: She is wearing a white gauze skirt, a red fire-like belt around her waist, and her hair is floating around like a waterfall. , as graceful as a startled grand, as graceful as a swimming dragon. The autumn chrysanthemums are shining brightly, and the spring pines are blooming brightly. It seems like the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind. Looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as the sun rising as the morning glow; looking at it from a distance, it is as bright as a flower rising from Lubo. Get rid of the slenderness and shorten it to make it fit. If the shoulders are cut into shape, the waist will be as plain as expected. Fragrance is not added, and the lead is beautiful. The cloud bun is in E'e, and the eyebrows are trimmed in Lianjuan. Gorgeous and graceful, the appearance is quiet and the body is leisurely. Tender and charming, charming in words. The costume is unique and unique, and the bone statue corresponds to the picture. I have never seen any women since I entered the temple. The only ones who came were old women in their seventies or eighties. I was so stunned that I couldn't even think of asking questions. Look at the girls next to her, each one is more beautiful than the last one, and each one has a more fragrant fragrance than the last one. I felt hot all over my body, and even my neck became thick, where I kept swallowing saliva. Seeing him like this, the beautiful woman didn't say anything. She smiled and asked: Is the abbot of this temple here? Originally, the old monk was cultivating his mind in the backyard, but I don't know why he said so eccentrically: Master is going on a trip today, and the young monk is at home. When the beauty heard this: Please burn some incense for me, I want to make a wish. When I heard this, I jumped with joy. He immediately brought incense and candles, lit them, took out the futon, and asked the beautiful woman to sit on it. When the beautiful woman knelt down, she seemed to be a little unsteady. I quickly went up to help her, and for some reason I took the opportunity to touch her body. The beautiful woman didn't seem to care, she was just praying silently. After a while, the beautiful woman stood up and said to me: I have finished praying. When the host comes back, tell him that Princess Tianchi of Sinian is visiting and please let him know. After saying that, he handed a sealed secret letter to me: Give this to your master when he comes back. I didn't know what to think or do, so I just nodded my head. The beauty told him again: You must not open and read it privately, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous. I nodded my head vigorously, not forgetting to take the opportunity to take a look at the beautiful woman. After the beautiful woman handed the things to him. I walked out of the temple with a group of girls. I stood blankly at the door of the temple for a long time, and then came back feeling lost. Suddenly thinking of the letter again, he thought: Anyway, the master doesn't know, so I just read it myself, haha. He tore the envelope open and took it out. It turned out that it was a picture of the beautiful woman inside. It was really fragrant with orchid and musk, so refreshing. He looked at it and couldn't help but kiss it. It didn't matter at this moment, I suddenly felt that I was slowly getting smaller, and the clothes on my body gradually tightened around my body, becoming wrinkled. He was suddenly confused, and quickly looked at himself. He became smaller and smaller, and finally he turned into a toad. He wanted to say something, but when he opened his mouth, he just groaned, unable to speak at all. At this time, he saw that the painting gradually disappeared, and a few verses appeared: There is no dust in the dust, there is no destiny in the heart, why should you cultivate yourself if you have a devil's way? Afterwards, he entrusted the dream to the master, and the master sighed in the dream: Who is called You toad wants to eat swan meat. That woman is none other than the Swan Princess from the Purple Gold Tianchi of Sinian. I wonder if this Purple Gold is our Purple Gold Mountain in Nanjing