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Describe swearing and talk about your mood.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

7. The villain has no knot and abandons it. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

8. When the lights are flashing, Bai is holding the apple 5 he received and snuggling up to the naked chest in the hotel. Sad diaosi are still holding the Red Fuji in the cold wind, imagining the joy when the goddess receives them.

9. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

10, women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

1 1, all hearts are gentlemen and all hearts are villains; Everyone knows how to guard against him, but the most difficult thing to measure is those who say Yao and Shun, share the same aspirations, swear mountains and seas and have traps in their hearts. This hypocritical hypocrite is bound to do something.

12. Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

13, I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and stupid and naive!

14, and so on. On the day when the tide recedes, when you see the mainland exposed to the whole sea, you will find how many broken bones are exposed in broad daylight.

15, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

Please respect yourself.

17, a diploma, seems to have the function of Adam and Eve's lower body leaves, which can cover up shame and ugliness; A small piece of paper can cover up a person's emptiness, ignorance and stupidity.

18, the so-called university: prison management, rogue quality, open kiss, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, truancy universality, dormitory internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, thesis Baidu, all-round myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dream, graduation unemployment, employment of migrant workers.

19, can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

20. After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

2 1, do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

22. Where do I need to carry weapons when I go out? Your appearance is an excellent weapon, so deadly.

You are not as good as a bear when standing, but as good as a caterpillar when lying down. Don't play the hero in front of me.

Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye. Don't yell at me.

23. Now it's 10, female 9 exposed, 9 exposed 8 silk, 8 silk 7 black, 7 black 6 transparent, 6 transparent 5 thick, 5 thick 4 coquettish, 4 coquettish 3 ugly, 3 ugly 2 fishing nets, 2 fishing nets 1 with holes.

24, the villain is shameless, and the benefits are light. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

25. Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.

26. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning and scare ghosts at night.

27. Your IQ is as weak as oxygen in the Himalayas.