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I want to go to the sun.
During the Spring Festival, a large group of people in our village drink and eat together. Many people are drunk. An uncle was drunk and stood on the table and shouted, "I'm going to bask in the sun." I asked him, "The sun is too hot." Grandpa said, "I'll go after dark."
A buddy, who has never had a girlfriend after work, has always had some connection with his first love in high school. Once, the woman suggested that she was well treated there and asked him to work together, which made him so excited that he quit his job the next day and went to find his first love. Finally, he joined the MLM organization as he wished. . .
My friend has been engaged in insurance for ten years. Once he was invited to play by a classmate from a foreign university, but he was cheated by his classmates and fell into pyramid schemes. . . . All kinds of brainwashing! A month later, more than 30 people in the MLM organization were successfully rebelled by him. Since then, more than 30 insurance backbone salesmen and friends have gone straight to the insurance company manager level! ! !
Today, my girlfriend said to me, "I am alone at home, lying in bed, so lonely." I said, you should watch horror movies, so you will feel that you are not the only one in your family.
A few words. . . . Ex-boyfriends, sisters and cousins are all princesses. They have been working for several years, and they can get tens of thousands or more a month. I'm still doing it when I get married and have children. I asked him if her husband would mind. He said it wouldn't hurt to touch it. As soon as we call it out, we'll find someone to make trouble, and we won't suffer. I am a cashier in a game hall, and my salary is a little over two thousand. I don't mean to complain about the low salary. I don't care if he really said that he would let me go to be a princess with his sister. MD, do you mind if I mind? We split up decisively. . . . . .
On Valentine's Day, my wife and I went to the supermarket. There is a flower shop next to the supermarket. My wife said she wanted roses, so we went to the flower shop to buy flowers and went into the flower shop. I said the beauty wanted a bunch of roses, and the clerk said it was for her girlfriend. I said yes, and the clerk said you were so kind to your girlfriend. I smiled and said nothing. The clerk saw my wife and told me that your sister came with you to buy flowers! ……
When I came home from work, I listened to the crying of the children in the corridor, and I listened to my neighbor aunt who lived next door. I give you two choices, or I'll shut up now. Otherwise, come in after crying outside the door! Then I listened to the child crying and shouting. After crying, I chose to go home, so I listened to her cry for 35 minutes in the corridor. . . . . . Thirty-five minutes, there was an echo in the corridor.
I saw a little boy of three or four years old in the ladies' room at the airport. He cried at his mother with milk. How many times have I told you, I don't want to go to the ladies' room!
The power went out, so the landlord wore a skirt with suspenders and took a small bench to enjoy the cool in the yard. But there is no wind at all ... the landlord smiled and said to the nephew who followed: Go and get a fan for my aunt, and I will give you a red envelope when it gets cold! The nephew asked the landlord to close his eyes and wait patiently ... After a while, the nephew's footsteps came from behind ... The landlord was preparing to enjoy it with his eyes closed, and a pot of cold water was poured from head to toe ... The nephew smiled and said: Aunt, is it cold? ! Send a red envelope!
For the first time, I invited my crush to a hot pot restaurant to eat hot pot. The goddess pointed to the menu and said, "kelp, cabbage, chrysanthemum." . "I said with admiration in my heart," Beauty, you eat so little! " The goddess went on to say, "I want a plate of everything except these three vegetarian dishes!" " "
I want to go against the wind.
1. But Jianghu knows that there is a cliff under this window and a stream under it. If the sky is bright, you can see the magnificent scenery of cedar on the cliff outside from this window. The Jianghu gently touches the window lattice. The window is the right size. Japanese design has always been people-oriented. That width and height are enough for the guests who live here to have a beautiful view overlooking Tiancheng Mountain.
This size is enough to make her jump.
Jianghu believes that she will enter the secular life after all, and she is a little reluctant to give up her short-lived happiness, but more is her nostalgia for the secular life. She secretly looked at Xu Si around her, which was her lingering about the worldly life now.
Her eyes are shining. She is watching him closely and telling him that she needs his help.
The door of his ward was wide open, and a ray of sunshine poured out from there, shining his shadow on the ground for a long time. The rivers and lakes only think of Tiancheng Mountain, the sunrise in the headwind. In fact, it is so warm.
Is the sun shining on me or on me?
Is the sun shining on me or on me? A funny sentence (1) 1. The heating in Shenyang is not as high as the human body temperature, so I wear a cotton-padded jacket to bask in the sun indoors.
2. A few cats downstairs, their daily life is basking in the sun, selling cute, and having fun! ?
Mi Chong is fine, but we should bask in the sun in time to avoid being squeezed dry.
I want to bask in the sun in this weather, but I'm afraid of tanning, so I'm really smart to take sun protection measures.
I am always busy at work every day, even when I have time to bask in the sun. Get up early, the sun hides in the East China Sea, and the sunset returns to the West Mountain. When nothing found the sun, the sky was full of stars.
6. The sun shines on the face, and the washed hair has a faint fragrance. Imagine a cat lying on the balcony basking in the sun.
7. It's sunny today (if you don't go out), and it's also a pleasure to bask in the sun in the studio.
8. On a day suitable for sunbathing, you can wear one to blow outside. People in the street are warm and happy. At noon, three people cooked a delicious meal. In the afternoon, while drinking milk tea with their roommates, they looked at where their father had gone and laughed wildly. Although this month's exam seems too late, I still feel that everything is fine and safe.
9. The hotels in France are really good this time. There is a small garden outside. Sitting in a daze, basking in the sun and having a cup of coffee, I feel very quiet. I really want to stay here for a few days.
10. When the sun shone on the sea, I thought of you. I will think of you when there is a hazy moonlight in spring.
1 1. Yellow ginkgo leaves are floating in every corner. Retire and do nothing, be a butterfly.
12. I was still envious of the opposite community two days ago. I bought a sun room on the top floor, planted flowers and grass, and basked in the sun in winter. Very pleasant. As a result, it was all demolished today.
13. Ginkgo biloba leaves are hung on yellow branches, which looks like a painting from a distance. Take a rest and exercise, and sit in the sun if you lack calcium.
14. Half of the face of the sunset has sunk into the horizon, and it is breezy in the evening.
15. I want to take you to bask in the sun and bask in the years.
16. The only advantage of the big balcony is that it is really comfortable to bask in the sun in winter. The cake is baked enough to cut out a red beauty in the sun.
17. Sunflowers bask in the sun during the day and eat melon seeds at night.
18. Bright sunshine and heavy fatigue evaporated my thoughts.
19. When it's hot, I'm too hot to do anything. It's cold, so you can come out to bask in the sun. Familiar and unfamiliar, always passers-by, should I leave? After the New Year, work hard and fight bravely! Otherwise ... dust returns to dust.
20. It should be a very happy thing to hide in the car and bask in the sun in winter. I just had a chance today, but I couldn't stand it after sitting for a few minutes. It's too hot to stand.
Is the sun shining on me or on me? Funny sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. The green tea in your hand is still hot, which makes your palms warm. I leaned my head against the glass of the window, so I leaned my head back and faced the sun. Don't think that my eyelids block my close contact with the sun. The sun shines on my hair and face. Through my eyelids, I can feel the warm yellow and dazzling red in the dark.
No one warmed me, so I went to bask in the sun.
23. Get more sunshine. The sun represents warmth, and warmth conveys warmth. Leave the dark corner immediately if you want to laugh!
24. A moldy heart is like a moldy spot on the wall in a room. You want to bask in the sun, you can't move, you want to wash white, it's only temporary. So always take your heart out to bask in the sun, if you don't want to get moldy.
25. Today's sunshine is so good that I dare not watch it, for fear that it can penetrate my inner loneliness.
26. Sunbathing on the roof, with the density of this city, once it breaks out, the consequences are unimaginable.
27. Light breeds life, and sunshine abides by its duties and rises from familiar places. Good morning, rising sun!
28. I played with him for two hours, and I got a tan. My skin, I hope to restore its original color as soon as possible.
29. When I have nothing to do, I like to move a bench, bask in the sun on the balcony, put on headphones and listen to music quietly ... The sun shines on my body, which is warm and comfortable ... I close my eyes and enjoy the relaxed life brought by the warm sunshine ...
30. The sun shines into the room in winter, and the coffee gets cold in the afternoon. Because of you, this winter is very warm.
3 1. revisit the old place, and the weekend is suitable for me to take you, and you take fruit to bask in the sun.
32. The afterglow of the sunset attracts me most. The sunset glows orange before sunset, a bit like a faint candlelight in the dark. But it doesn't have the flame of candlelight, and it doesn't have the hazy color of candlelight. It is clear and firm.
33. They called them and I basked in the sun. "A motorcycle" clicked from far and near, went through the wall, and all three birds flew over the roof and disappeared. The motorcycle clicked back from the end of the dead lane and drove out. I continue to bask in the sun. Today is Sunday. I have nothing to go out and no one has come to see me. I raised my unshaven chin and let the sun bake; The closed eyelids turned into a "flush" with sparks jumping below.
Don't put yourself in a small body. Take yourself out in the sun. It may be safe.
35. I just want to relax, bask in the sun, listen to music and drink tea on weekends.
36. Today is a good day to bask in the sun. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.
It's so windy today that my ears are red when I go out. If you want sunny days, you can get off work before sunset, and you want to lie on the big lawn and bask in the sun.
38. The sun is shining. Shall we go to bask in the sun?
39. Always dress up beautifully, because you never know when and where you will meet someone today. No matter what age or education she (he) has, she (he) should live happily, just for herself. Don't always sit in front of the computer, surfing the Internet when you are lonely will make you more lonely. Go out to bask in the sun, blow the wind, get in touch with the outside world and people, and all your troubles will disappear. A responsible person should not only make himself happy, but also make friends around him happy.
40. Wash your hair, bask in the sun, wear your own hand to grind beeswax and read a book. Better stay for a while. It's better to live so simply!
Try to forget, I will try to forget your sentence.
Chapter 1: The sad sentence you tried to forget.
Honey, when I get used to not having you. I once foolishly thought that I could forget you.
Inadvertently, the rain drops on the glass, making gentle ripples, afraid to touch it, for fear of eroding my scarred body.
★, the agreement to grow up together, so sincere, and you have endless words. And I can't tell whether you are friendship or missed love.
In fact, there is nothing if, and everyone's life cannot be redesigned.
Butterflies will eventually fly and leaves will eventually fall. This is the life of Ye, and this is the thread of Butterfly.
★ After breaking up, although I said I would let you go, I didn't promise to forget you in my heart. Every time I think of you, I feel sad.
With you, I can forget the whole world You know who I'm talking about.
★ In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only one does not know how to cherish anyone.
Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we were already swept away silently by the torrent.
★ What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
Maturity is not that a person is old, but that tears can still laugh.
I will learn to walk alone in the future, as if I have never seen you in my life.
No heart ached, no longer reluctant to part, only, silently separated.
★, sadness over the mountains, youth, prosperity will fade sooner or later, gorgeous will eventually gather in plain.
There have been so many beautiful things in my life that I try my best to cherish them. However, I ended up living alone, sad and happy after crying all my life.
It doesn't matter if you forget me. The body maintained by witchcraft is too fragile. If you touch real human skin, I will dissipate. It is such a fictional person. When will you do it?
★, love from pure white to pale, from pale to dust, all dreams are involved in chaos, dare not think about anything.
If you can choose, don't end a love with hate.
Chapter 2: I want to forget a word from a person.
Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.
People can live happily, but we choose complexity, sigh and hatred, which can provoke disputes, love and cover up all mistakes.
★, the affair is gone, and the face is ruined! The past is like smoke, rolling in the world of mortals and swaying in the quicksand. Flowers bloom and fall, spring comes and winter goes, but I won't take my thoughts away.
There is so much warmth in my life that I gave it all to you, but you left me. How to smile at others in the future?
Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily.
I will try to forget whether you are my disaster or fate. The original ones are safe and do not interfere with each other.
★ Every experience will leave a trace more or less. You and I don't need to forget what happy and sad things will be smoothed away by time until they disappear completely.
It turns out that none of us have grown up. It turns out that we are still children. It turns out that I just had a dream during my nap, experienced growth, and experienced many irreparable mistakes and sadness.
I suddenly miss rolling in the deep. Keep silent and forget who you are.
From the moment you had the heart to hurt me, I knew you must have never considered my feelings.
If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.
There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.
Suddenly I thought of someone and giggled. Then, a burst of disappointment.
★ I have an unforgettable past, and I am trying to endure the tears of one thing. Love is not the most reluctant.
★, the tortuous route, the starting point full of thorns, where do we go? How many gentle starlight you can see when you look up, and how many silent lines of sight you can see in the dark. Remember not to forget, read the weeping poems, the warm courtyard of your dream sun,
★, trying to forget, only to find that the tears in my eyes have become the window of missing.
Maybe one day, they will forget how I learned to walk, eat and talk in the first place. But so what, they have always been in my heart, as they once taught me, and once again experienced familiar growth with them. I, clear my name for love.
I forgot which year, which month and which day I carved a face on which wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly.
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