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A collection of sentences about the mood of eating durian with my girlfriend

I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating so sweet and delicious again.

2. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

You can't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone still wants it.

Every time I eat something with durian flavor, I feel sorry for the people next to me.

Durian is like a hedgehog, solid and spherical, with many hard thorns on its surface.

6.6.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?

7. The most wonderful thing in life is to wake up naturally, enjoy the tropical scenery and eat durian on the balcony rattan chair.

8. Anyone who dares to eat durian on the bus can only be thick-skinned.

9. Hiding in the corner to eat durian was found by a dead dog.

10. I heard that durian kernel is ripe and can be eaten. It tastes like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen turned into a toilet in an instant!

1 1. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. Open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Every pulp has a burgundy core, and the pulp is delicious.

12. It is said that people who buy durian for you love you the most, because ... "Durian" is your whole, and "Lotus" is your whole.

13. Durian doesn't want to stop either.

14. I just silently tried to eat durian and durian came.

15. Today's happiness is the happiness of changing new wallpaper, eating pizza, shopping with parents, and opening the durian blind box to eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.

16. I hated it at first, but it was sweet later. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink!

17. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian jiaozi, which are all durian products anyway.

18. If I had been sitting under the durian tree, my work would not be so easy now.

19. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.

20. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.

I like seafood, durian and beef now, many of which I didn't eat before.

22. I thought I would eat snail powder if I liked durian very much, until I found out I was wrong just now.

23. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.

24. You can refrain from eating, but you can't stop eating durian.

25. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?

26. It's true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.

At the age of 27.90, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.

28. Eating durian is a bit addictive recently, and strawberries don't want to stop.

29. I like durian, but I don't like granny durian cake.

30. It is not necessarily bad to live as a durian. The appearance is prickly, the heart is sweet, the smell is smelly, and it tastes sweet. I find it difficult to get along with, but in fact, my heart is crazy, and those who know the goods are rare.

3 1. I haven't eaten durian for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.

32. How pitiful it is not to eat durian. You can only stand in front of a pile of durians and smell them when you go to the supermarket. Similarly, mango and pineapple hide in the corner to eat durian or are found by dead dogs.

Everything looks delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.

The apple hit Newton on the head, so. The conclusion is that everything is attractive. What should I do if durian falls?

35. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

36. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator for freezing. You can eat durian ice cream after work every day.

I really can't accept eating durian directly. I feel that the taste of durian goes straight to my head as soon as I enter my mouth.

38. When you hear durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.

39. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.

40. This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

Eating supper with girlfriends (40 articles)

Have supper with your girlfriends (1) 1. As the saying goes, you have to pay back sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

2. I want to go to bed early, but I don't want to sleep on weekends. I want to eat supper and barbecue crayfish.

3. The lobster season is finally here! ! I don't think I can stop eating dinner.

The lobster is full of red oil, and the white and tender shrimp meat is very elastic. It's spicy and fragrant in my mouth, which makes me sweat. How enjoyable!

I was happy when I ate, but I regretted it after eating.

6. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.

7. Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat midnight snack.

8. The new feeling of online take-out and the enjoyment of offline services.

9. Regret eating while eating.

10. The correct way to open in summer. Crayfish maniac

1 1. Every time I eat snacks, I will say, "I decided to lose weight from tomorrow.

12. A ball game and a snack barbecue ~

13. Your tattoo is too philosophical to be understood. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.

14. It's too difficult to make money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.

15. Never eat midnight snack. If you really want to eat, eat it before you go out to play. In short, don't sleep after dinner.

16. Love and affection are all in spicy crayfish.

17. At the thought of the college entrance examination, the whole person is full of blood.

18. My brother and sister-in-law are taking me to eat lobster! Happy to jump three feet high, there is nothing a lobster can't solve.

19. People who lose weight really want to eat crayfish. Never mind, let's eat first.

20. It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you have to eat midnight snack.

Eating supper with girlfriends (2)1. Sundries, lobsters, beer, ice cream, watermelons, hot pot, concerts, the sea, travel, skills you have to learn in summer, this is the meaning of summer!

22. In this day when I have to doze off at work, only a plate of crayfish can save me, or more.

23. In this season, drinking beer, eating mutton skewers and eating crayfish have become delicious on the tongue of neighbors. Especially crayfish, people can't stop, and the more they eat, the more enjoyable they are.

24. Crayfish, delicious-Amy's father.

25. I am so hungry that I want to eat noodles with noodles, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

26. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

27. Natural spicy, natural taste, taste spicy crayfish and enjoy the gift of nature.

28. I have gained weight, gained weight! ! ! Hey, I gained a kilo, but I obviously didn't eat anything. Oh, I'm hungry. I want to eat snacks. This is probably the reason for being fat. I don't feel well, but I can still lose weight when I gain weight, huh?

29. They are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small beige eyes.

30. Facts have proved that eating midnight snack will not gain weight, but will only increase your stomach!

3 1. Now I'm fat when I go back, so I can't eat midnight snack any more.

32. I went home after a midnight snack. After a while, several street lamps broke down.

33. The owner is hungry to eat!

34. Crayfish tastes classic, and Amy's father is the first choice.

35. Lobster's body is segmented, and it looks like it is dragging several boxes when crawling.

36. I ate two crayfish and drank six bottles of beer, waiting for my friend to save me.

37. Eat crayfish at two in the morning. I think I should slap myself after sleeping.

38. Lobster looks mighty, and its long beard and huge pliers make the enemy frightened.

39. I don't know about kung pao chicken Indonesian fried rice. You can ask me about crayfish.

40. One person gets up to wash and eat, goes to school for self-study at night, and one person goes to eat snack and drink sago. I've been doing these things alone for years, but suddenly I don't want to be alone after meeting you.

Talk with friends about eating barbecue.

Talk with friends about eating barbecue.

(1) set out against the rising sun. Such good air and weather are not wasted when going out. Get your luggage ready and come to the river for fishing and barbecue with your friends and family. There's only one kid here, Ethan. Look at him having fun. Adults have fun and enjoy nature. I am also looking forward to catching a fish, and there will be fresh fish to eat tomorrow.

(2) At that time, I was still very naive and didn't know anything. The second photo was taken when I was having a barbecue with my friends during my freshman summer vacation. In September, 20xx, I came to Wuhan and Wuhan University of Technology with longing for the university. In two years, I found my position in the university and learned a lot. I hope I won't live up to the rest of my life.

(3) Today, my parents drove for more than two hours,100km, and took me to Lufeng to play with my friends. Four children went with them. Adults barbecue and we play by. Later, we went to a hot spring and four children played in a small pool. I'm so happy.

(4) I went to a barbecue with my friends today and waited for an hour before I got a box of Flammulina velutipes. Three people faced a small box of Flammulina velutipes and met a boy in our class. I will never forget his expression. Wow, each of you has a needle mushroom. My punch line is hahahahahahaha.

I hate this sultry weather, and I feel sleepy again today. Last night, I accompanied someone to drink, eat and barbecue with friends, sent him home late at night and went to bed at one o'clock in the morning. These days, I want to eat, but I have no appetite, a little upset and a little tired. I can feel that I have become better these days with you, which is probably the best state in love.

(6) Play billiards, watch movies, and go to an amusement park to eat barbecue, hot pot, rice noodles and sushi. Well, I thought I could write more about sports and entertainment. Finally, I wrote that I couldn't control my diet, so I finished it with my friends before I left.

(7) Barbecue with friends at night. There is a small shop on the roadside, with a storefront below and residents above. The boss is a middle-aged young man. After ordering, we sat outside, feeling the summer night and chatting about our past life. He made a hissing gesture to us and said softly, please forgive me and keep your voice down. These two days are the days of college entrance examination. It was a beautiful night, with barbecue beer, sad and happy stories and lovely people. Great, great.

(8) How much I like to play outside, travel to various places and meet different people at different scenic spots. People who thought they would never miss home are now lying in bed silently flipping through their previous photos and friends. I miss my family in my hometown and want to listen to their nagging. I miss my friends in my hometown. I want to go to Internet cafes, play ball games, barbecue and drink, and talk to them about my life and my dreams. Although boring, there are still hot and delicious meals, caring care and warm beds when I get home.

(9) Go to the barbecue with many friends of friends in the evening. A boy on the table pulled me and asked me what perfume I smelled, saying that I felt that the barbecue shop was full of jasmine, and spring was coming. I told him with a smile that this is the highest evaluation I have ever heard of my laundry detergent ~

(10) Riding my dad's old electric donkey, blowing warm air with my friends in town, drinking coconut water and eating barbecue, I understood something I didn't understand before.

(1 1) At midnight, my friend and I were in a barbecue shop. A girl who was having a barbecue with a group of boys suddenly came over and asked my friend to call her. That girl came to us from other places to find a boyfriend. She wants my friend to help her lie to her mother. She came here to find a girlfriend to reassure her mother. Looking at that sweet and shy girl at that time, I felt dangerous, worried and sweet. That's great.

I remember this is the first time I invited my parents to have a barbecue. There are many things and many ideas. Suddenly, I feel that it is better to spend a lot of time with my friends than to leave time to my family and relatives. There are too many mistakes.

I went to a barbecue with my friends today. I have been full this afternoon. When I didn't eat at night, my head ached a little. Seeing friends I haven't seen for half a year, I feel a little alienated. In fact, I really want to go back to my old relationship and feel a little sad.

(14) After coming out, I had a barbecue and a pot-stewed meal with my friends. I didn't eat much of these before, but now I'm not afraid of spicy food, and then I ask my friends to eat them together. It's a sour feeling to see a friend spicy.

(15) I had a barbecue with my friends at home the other day and sent a video to my circle of friends. You asked me who I happened to have a sip of white wine with, and I told my friend that the best friend I have made in recent years is you.

(16) I went shopping with my friends after work, spent five yuan to trim my eyebrows and went to eat a barbecue. While eating barbecue, I saw someone singing across the street, so I went in out of curiosity. As soon as I heard it was a bar, I took photos, and I was too scared to leave. Haha, it's already this point when I come back. The point is that a beautiful woman tried all kinds of clothes without buying them. Have a nice day and good night.

17. Sure enough, everything went well back to Luoyang. I can go to the snack street, have a drink with my friends, have a barbecue, buy something I like, and feel surprised and moved. I hope my memory will be here forever, and I hope everything will be fine.

(18) Porphyra floss bought at school? I haven't eaten online celebrity Master Bao, but I think this is also delicious. I had dinner with my friends and had a barbecue. I finally got the barbecue I've been longing for. We chatted, drank milk and beer, and laughed together all night. Long time no see. Cherish it.

(19) Because I ate my stomach badly last time, I thought of barbecue my stomach and protested consciously. Then it suddenly occurred to me that I could no longer sit on a pony in the middle of the night, drinking beer and having a barbecue with my friends with a slight breeze. I feel a little sorry.

I dreamed of having a barbecue with my friends. When I met a beautiful woman with a red skirt and short hair, my friends immediately fell in love with her, but I was embarrassed to strike up a conversation. Later, I met this beautiful woman on a business trip, and my friend finally added the beautiful woman's WeChat, because my friend swims very well and won the favor of beautiful women. Later, we parted ways in Xi 'an, and I continued my personal trip in a building with more than ten floors. There was a fierce conflict with a group of people. There are four or five people on our side, and there are more than a dozen people. The leader is a very handsome horse.

(2 1) Remember the werewolf killing and Super Mary with my roommate? Do you miss the days when a group of friends got together for barbecue and beer? Maybe you are so busy that you sleep every day except work, but don't forget to get together with friends often. After all, friendship is the best positive energy.

(22) Reading writing papers during the day, grabbing roommates' games when tired, playing table tennis with friends at night, and going out for a barbecue with roommates at night. Well, this kind of life is also quite good.

(23) Harbin beer, the taste is ok, especially Harbin beer with barbecue and drinking Hipanda wine with friends. That smell, you also Harbin beer.

In the evening, I had a barbecue with my friends and talked a lot about the past. As I grow older, I may miss myself more and more, and miss my school days in places where I was worried about exams and wanted to graduate early and leave my life. When you graduate from college, your work and life follow the established track, and every day is the same.

(twenty-five) eating barbecue with fat people outside with friends, and my eyes are inflamed. I don't understand.

(26) I ran into Panzhihua Miyi one night and had a barbecue with my friends.

(27) Although it is raining, although it is late at night, it is already early in the morning. In front of us, a couple is selling a barbecue with their son who looks less than 2 years old. The husband is having a barbecue and his wife is helping him. Although business is not very good tonight, there are only seven or eight friends, but I found my son is very sensible and good at teasing himself, otherwise people will feel a kind of love!

It's time for cold drinks and cold beer again. I will still wear that comfortable and clean white shirt, barbecue with my friends, sweat like rain, laugh loudly, and everything will be the same as last summer.

(29), sometimes it looks good without a filter. It becomes too busy on weekends. Watch the auto show with friends and have a barbecue together. It takes two bottles of beer to grow a catty that has lost weight.

Go to barbecue with friends, they are all spicy. Finally, the spicy nose kept running. After drinking a lot of water, my friend asked me why I can't eat spicy food with spicy food. I blew my nose and said it was so spicy that I felt alive.

Probably, chatting with friends, eating barbecue and drinking late, and walking on the playground together will be unforgettable.

(32) I had a barbecue with my friends that day and suddenly said: I also like barbecue for my homework. Then I looked at the attention and found nothing. It turns out that he has cancelled the number. Pity: I came to your city, but you left. Good luck with everything.

My recent experience with my friends has made me think too much. Last night, I had a barbecue with her and Long Xiong and talked about her and love rat. When I came back by car, Ling told me not to give me much, and I felt very sad at once. I treat Long Xiong as one of my own and talk too much, but those are Ling's pains after all. She is right in this relationship. She is a good partner, but she doesn't devote herself wholeheartedly to each other. The mistake is that she didn't see the essence of this person clearly.

Share 60 beautiful sentences of songs with friends.

Share beautiful sentences of songs with friends 1. There are countless tracks to follow on the road of life.

2. My decompression method: silence, no talking, no communication and listening to music. Only music is my lowest-cost happiness, better than any language.

You know my pain, and you know we all feel the same way. -Jason, "We Are All the Same"

There is always a moment when I feel particularly depressed and don't want to say anything. Outsiders seem indifferent to us, but who can understand that we have suffered too much? I just want to be alone.

5. After love burns, tears and smiles meet. -Tong Ange's "Flowers Bloom in Dreams"

The wind blows through the forest with secrets, so every tree knows that I only like you.

7. Haikou ebb tide old man, the boat can't reach the lover's wharf, and the words can't be accepted. At the end of the sea, after saying goodbye, he waved to the ocean current of tears. -Haikou, Hou Xian

8. No matter how many thorns and bumps, help each other and watch each other, and * * * cross the wind and waves, even if it is vicissitudes! -beyond "or to break"

9. Deng Yuqiang thought about it.

10. gossiping is a kind of gossip that wastes personality and delays dignity.

1 1. If you don't want to study, don't want to work hard, you can't stick to it; Can't be single-minded, have no execution, don't know how to be grateful, but always want to make money. Then buy a bowl

12. A boat with a leaf, a bamboo Artemisia, and thousands of waters in Qian Shan, separated by various obstacles, are hard to meet.

13. "What can music do for many people? It can relax you when you are nervous, make you strong when you are lost, and make you brave when you are depressed. "

14. This is a cup of tea called Fu Sheng. It tastes bitter, but after tasting it, it is deeply sweet. How can you be sweet if you don't taste bitter? Life is a journey of ups and downs.

15. It reappears in Yong's mind one by one.

16. The past is like the moon in the mirror.

17. The red one is cinnabar, and the red one is as mediocre as mosquito blood. -"Red Rose"

18. let's go to livehouse in summer.

19. When I look at the past mercilessly, there are still tears in my smile. -Miriam Yeung, "Laughing with Tears"

20. It's nice to listen to music with you late at night. Actually, I really want to hear tomorrow morning. Good night

You are music, the sky, a palace, a river, an angel, a deep rose displayed by God before my blind eyes, a secret, and not lacking.

22. Never forget the regret of being late, and always beg for love and parting. -"Insider"

23. No matter how prosperous the process is, it can't change the ending of the song.

24. I like that small mouth.

25. Aunt Ruth and Uncle Salman are really different.

26. Damn memories, stretching thousands of miles, miss you. -Sodagreen "After Farewell"

27. In music, we can meet different worlds and different selves.

28. I haven't listened to music late at night for a long time. Miss the classic songs and go to bed.

29. The most comfortable thing is probably walking on the road at night after a tiring day, listening to songs with headphones on, watching the stars all over the sky, blowing the wind and feeling unhappy.

30. Staring at the dark night and criticizing the moonlight on the ground, I am still too flustered to sleep. The confusion in my mind blurred a figure.

3 1. The speed of decline is too fast to set foot on the future. -"Love Cliff"

32. When you are in love, you can be less realistic, but after be lovelorn, you must be realistic. It's all over, you have to let it go, no matter how much you hate it.

33. My decompression method: silence, no talking, no communication and listening to music. Only music is my lowest-cost happiness. I am wronged and like to listen to music alone.

34. You never left my heart. -G.E.M.'s "nonexistent existence"

35. Wandering is just to escape, and looking forward to it is just for aftertaste. Even if I were given a blooming rose, I would only crave the pleasant fragrance. -"A Flower"

36. You don't have to know music, just like it. Listening to music is a kind of mood. In an unexpected time, there are memories, memories, feelings and life.

37. Send you broken vinyl to make a weak song cheaply, and send you broken light bulbs to light up your sky cheaply. -Eason Chan's "Seven Hundred Years Later"

38. Although I breathe the breath of the same sky, I can't hug you. -Jinsha "The Myth of Stars and Moon"

39. It takes a long time to make a person a habit, but it takes longer to give up. Sometimes having good memories is not a good thing, not only painful, but also more sad to recall.

40. If he misses the loss, I will meet a better girl and hold hands like an ordinary companion.

The beautiful sentence of sharing songs with friends is 4 1. Is the invisible color called rainbow, the invisible hug called breeze, and whether a person, accustomed to a person, is called loneliness. -"Starry Sky"

42. I don't miss you very much, but the first thing I think of every time I wake up is you.

43. Occasionally, I think that people are bitter, their hearts are sour, and tears are real. Paying may not be exchanged for sincerity. Only by touching yourself can you know that others have gone far.

44. Headphones are like infusion tubes. When listening to music, they are like drops, a healing process.

45. I passed her quickly

46. People are people. You don't have to be a person. The world is the world, so there is no need to be careful. Don't have to enjoy wealth, leave some blessings; Don't do everything yourself, save some virtue.

47. You don't need to be loved at all. You will dream in bed forever, and you will never be sad for the rest of your life. -Red roses in Eason Chan.

48. Please sleep in your heart. The thorns on the road are dotted with memories. -Winter's The Story of Your Life

49. I believe that there is something in life called bottoming out. The worst is finally over, and I will bounce back soon. I will have good luck.

50. Listening to music and drawing in the middle of the night, there is nothing in my heart, and my heart is free.

5 1. Wear textured clothes and find a boyfriend with quality. He may not be beautiful, but he must make you feel safe and happy.

52. "The music pushed at will is very nice. When I was catching the bus, there happened to be a place where the sun fell on me warmly, but I didn't shake my eyes. The clothes I brought back at night smelled of sunshine and soap. Life is really bitter, but there is also a little tenderness. "

53. It's too late to listen to music in the parking lot and not go upstairs.

54. You don't have to know music, just like it. Listening to music is a kind of mood. In an unexpected time, there are memories, memories, feelings and life.

55. Maybe you have forgotten, and it's not that important. -Mayday "Later Us"

56. Late at night+alone+listening to music is bound to be emotional.

57. The symbol of the new century is that the red man is old under the moon, and the arrangement of red lines is distressing, even love can't represent You Hongming.

58. When you are frustrated and feel resentful and depressed, a seat where you can talk can persuade you.

59. People who have passed away can no longer have them. -Chau Pak Ho's "Irretrievable"

When I met you again, I looked like a stranger. -Joker Xue's puppet man.