Tell me a sentence about salary payment

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Salary is like an aunt: when you reach the retirement age, it will be gone immediately! Salary is like an aunt: it hurts when the money goes up and outflows. Our company is a good company! Although we get off work late, but We go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are on duty a lot.

Although we are cold in winter, we are hot in summer! Although we have a late holiday, our salary is the same as that of eyelashes. Once the shape is finalized, it is difficult to increase it! Prices are the same as beards, and they are often taken care of. It rose very quickly. My salary is really going to go up. I love the Party even more. I can give rewards to my children, I can be praised by my parents, I dare to shout when I see my wife, I dare to speak up when I meet my classmates, I want to try seafood and goose feet, and I pay the bill after the meal. If you dare to grab it, you can go shopping in your free time. La la la~ My salary has been paid~ I need to plan carefully how to spend it ^O^ 2. I feel really upset when I look at Moments. I haven’t been paid for three months! Damn it, three friends got married in a row, and thousands of dollars were lost in one go.