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Vibrating audio and video prose with cold weather but warm heart under epidemic situation.

1. Unknown, silently dedicated to the truth.

The bell of the New Year has rung, and the colorful spring is not far away. I believe that with the joint efforts of the people of the whole country, we will definitely win this "war epidemic".

3. Do not forget your initiative mind keeps the mission in mind, defends the land and has the responsibility to charge ahead, and has firm confidence to help each other in the same boat. Through our joint efforts, this epidemic can be prevented. One day, we will take off our masks, go where we want to go and sing about my dear motherland.

4. The Spring Festival is coming. Have you come home one after another? Pay attention to safety during the epidemic and be sure to do a good job of protection. No matter where you celebrate the New Year, you should put safety first, and so should you.

5. Warm words about safety during the epidemic and short words about safety during the epidemic; If you survive this epidemic safely again, you should make an appointment to travel with the most important people, see the scenery in the most beautiful places in the world and meet the people you want to see.

6. Doubt is not a pleasure, but conviction is also absurd.

7. The strong help themselves, while the saints help others.

An epidemic makes us understand that living in this world is nothing more than life and death.

9. Heroes have worked hard, pay tribute! Touched! What is the background music? That's awesome.

10. As long as all the people of the motherland unite as one, there is no insurmountable difficulty. I believe we will win the battle.

1 1. There is light in your heart, not afraid of darkness, warmth in your heart, not afraid of cold, Hebei, come on!

12. Hail to the retrograde soldiers, angels in white, we will definitely win this battle! Come on!

13. I really don't want to give up, but you have your own family waiting for you to go back. A thousand words, can only say thank you, really thank you!

14. Xue Rui indicates a good year. May everything be well and the epidemic be eliminated as soon as possible.

15. No matter how terrible the epidemic is, all we have to do is hold hands with each other to the end. As long as I have you, I'm not afraid of anything. I'll leave the rest to fate.

16. If you have a kind heart, you will always survive the cold winter and return to the world in spring! Protect the country and benefit the people, and the epidemic will disappear early! Good morning, friends!

17. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly and everything will be fine. Can we meet and sing together?

18. Pay tribute to angels in white and thank you for protecting your life.

19. May the epidemic pass quickly and you return to your warm homes as soon as possible.

20. Life safety is more important than Mount Tai, and at the critical moment * * * undertakes the mission.

The official release of love, vibrato audio and video, essay collection

A brief comment on the official announcement of audio and video of love and trembling (I) 1. I like this thing of yours. It's too direct to turn around.

2. With you, life is meaningful.

3. "I have a dog" and "I am adopted"

Let's keep company with the world of mortals and get fat for nothing.

Life is short and sweet since I met you.

6. The prudent decision of two adults.

7. Just laugh all your life.

8. I will accompany you exclusively all your life.

9. I heard that you will come at four o'clock, and you will feel happy at three o'clock.

10. Share my baby boy.

1 1. The world is sinking and we are in love.

12. Life is to return, and death is to be Sauvignon Blanc.

13. Enjoy each other and see you after dusk.

14. Hold your hand and walk all the way.

15. This summer, Rain Girl has melons to eat.

16. I'll screw your bottle cap in the future.

17. Always compare with wings, always curse.

18. Be nice to yourself. If you can blame this product, don't blame yourself.

19. Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is big pig's trotters.

20. Congratulations, I like to mention two idiots.

Essay on the official announcement of love shaking audio and video (part 2) 2 1. I don't regret not falling in love with you earlier. Now we are just right.

22. If you are a rainbow, you will know it when you touch it.

23. It's hard for me to get used to it. When I meet the right taste, I want to keep it for myself.

24. Sudden meeting, unexpected joy.

25. There are always some amazing opportunities, such as when I met you.

26. The Milky Way is rolling. You are the ideal on earth.

27. Be nice to me!

28. Although I have procrastination, I open it as soon as the courier arrives, eat snacks as soon as they are opened, and laugh as soon as you appear.

29. Keep asking questions. I handed in my paper.

30. No matter how noisy the city is, it is empty without you; No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home.

3 1. I saw you that day, mountains and rivers, all under my nose!

32. Without you, let alone all my life, I can't live for a minute.

33. I like your little waywardness, your little temper and your little kindness. Everything is so beautiful.

34. True love is not love at first sight, but long-term love; The real fate is not the arrangement of heaven, but your initiative.

35. How can I solve my troubles? How can I get rich only if I get rich? Only love me!

There is only one fish in my fish pond.

37. You woke up with a pillow in your dream.

38. Since you appeared, I know that being loved is so beautiful.

39. Your circle of friends is called donuts.

40. I believe I will meet you, just like the rain that will come.

The audio and video short essay of officially released love (3) 4 1. It's a good thing I have you. It's a good thing you have me.

42. I am fortunate to meet you in my lifetime.

43. Goodbye to the big forest, I was entangled in a crooked-neck tree.

44. You are the Wan Li of the Milky Way, and hundreds of millions of stars are not as good as you. Even if the sun and the moon alternate, I like you very much.

45. In the days to come, we should wash more clothes and cook more. ...

46. I accidentally want to be sweet with you.

47. When I look at you, I can see all the mountains and rivers.

48. You came to the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your forehead, and I came a little late.

49. My name will be used by him to refuse others in the future.

Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

5 1. Lemon becomes sweet from now on!

52. May all the fogs in Shan Ye have street lamps, and all the drifters can return to their boats. May love rise slowly, I don't know why.

53. In your lifetime, meet joy.

54. The moon was chewed into stars, and you hid in the starry sky.

55. Since then, there has been no socialist brotherhood.

56. I will always be loyal to myself and fly to my ideal and you with Dai Yue.

57. You are the one who can't meet at any time.

58. Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

59. I see that all living things are vegetation, and you are green hills.

60. I love you forever, and death is the limit. I don't want to give up on you in my life.

Vibration, audio and video funny sketches of a pot of dry rice for college students

1. There is no object, but you have been screwing others.

I don't have a partner, but I want to do better than others.

If you don't care about your food, you will have no spirit if you don't cook for a day.

It doesn't matter if I drag it, it will be a big problem if it affects my work.

I am also a qualified cook today.

6. Today's meal is not hard enough, and tomorrow's status is not stable enough.

7. Through the Norwegian forest, let me enter your dream. The sunset falls on my armor, and the prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea their home. It's nine o'clock at night. I'm not Ma Siwei, but I got fat after eating too much dry food.

8. Upland rice runs ahead and work runs behind.

9. Dry people eat more every day, and the more they sleep, the more sleepy they get. I really want to go out to play in this damn fine weather.

10. I'm just a dry man without feelings. Don't take the initiative to eat, there is something wrong with your brain!

1 1. I was born useful, and I always show my magic when I do it!

12. The sleeping king in the classroom, the rice king in the canteen, the lonely king in the school and the ham Wang Zhongwang are getting stronger and stronger. I want Mujiro to make jelly.

13. I'm sorry, if you mean a date, I'm not free, but if you mean a dry meal, I'll come right away.

14. Migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow well.

15. king of rice in the canteen, lightning wolf after school.

16. I ran for the king of rice in the canteen today. I suddenly forgot the words at the back of my manuscript. After a while, I said, don't forget Ling when I was young. I once promised the rice king in the canteen.

17. I want to cook a good meal in this smelly and decadent day.

18. Don't plant seedlings upside down with youth. Love doesn't smell good, it's over.

19. People who have nothing to do can't enter the door when they are full.

Using Tik Tok's Audio and Video Prose to Monitor Self-discipline and Overcome Procrastination.

Monitoring self-discipline to overcome procrastination (I) 1. My procrastination is getting worse and worse. I said I would let you go for a long time.

2. What we can get from this type of soldiers is only slow, protracted and fragile conquest, but the failure is in an instant, and the loss is shocking.

3. It is easy to procrastinate when people are free. If they delay, they will delay. I really want to stay at home with my children. By the way, I like the recent favorite TV series "Mr. Love", and I like the newcomer Dong Ge. Is it funny that the big-tailed wolf secretly loves the warm man?

The great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal. Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

5. Too cold? _? Procrastination is starting again. You can't wake up at eight and get up at eight. . . At least half past eight.

6. Tomorrow morning, get up early and get up early! Listen to the statistics! Because it was too difficult, it was delayed for several days! Procrastination should be changed! This is a big problem! Refuse to delay!

7. Listening to the time when a flower blooms ~ ~ ~ At night, I knocked on the computer and suddenly a burst of flowers seemed to float over and turned to look at my flowers blooming quietly. The fatigue of these two days has quietly dissipated in this quiet night. Although quiet and happy, but sleepy ~ ~ late procrastination. .

8. I feel that I hate my daughter's procrastination and procrastination.

I really can't stand my colleagues. They procrastinate and always have to put things off until the last day, which makes me very angry.

10. This war has become a protracted, terrible and internecine struggle.

1 1. Yes, it will end the day after tomorrow, the preview has not been written, and the final exam questions have not been read. Procrastination is getting worse. I have to get up and write now. Draft. Son. ?

12. I'm depressed, probably because I haven't slept well these days, and I'm not feeling well. The other day was too late, and I suddenly found that I had a lot of deadly things to do yesterday ... I was too worried about losing it, and my stress resistance became lower ... I want to know how I lived abroad for two years ... I feel that putting a table for me at this time can't save me (lying flat).

13. Stop procrastination and laziness

14. Many people like to procrastinate. They don't do what they are doing well, but they don't do it. This is the biggest vice. Bill gates

15. The electric toothbrush keeps shaking. The canned pineapple on the table suddenly opened. There is not much traffic jam on Chang 'an Avenue today. Stubborn procrastination in taxis makes me top-heavy.

Monitoring self-discipline and overcoming procrastination (Ⅱ) 16. Yao Ming is sleepy but stays awake, Yao Ming is fat but speechless, Yao Ming is poor every day, Yao Ming is stupid and can't read, and Yao Ming is unreasonable and just likes left. ......................................................................................

17. I have procrastination, mental cleanliness, emotional cleanliness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, insect phobia, lightning phobia, night phobia and pen phobia. How sick am I? All right, leave me alone.

18. Procrastination means: living in yesterday, avoiding today and destroying tomorrow.

19. What needs to be done today is: talk with Guang Xiao about competing for posts, set up six sub-stations, improve the agreement of supervision room, strive for upgrading, overhaul and renovation, assess enterprise management, arrange transfer personnel ... as planned, and eradicate procrastination.

Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.

2 1. Don't wait, don't delay, just do what you want, some things will be too late when you find out how important it is.

22. Let's applaud this kind of procrastination that is not creative until the last minute. ?

23. Bradley's discovery supports the particle theory, or at least does not support the idea of ether drag.

24. Without a sense of time, procrastination must be done over time, giving people the feeling that they are not very smart.

25. I have a small job I love, lazy time in my spare time, family and husband. I just need one baby. Ha ha ha ha.

26. Procrastination and waiting are the easiest things in the world to break a person's morale.

27. What are the manifestations of lazy cancer? It's over. Now I have not only procrastination but also lazy cancer. Am I hopeless?

28. Every time I see my tutor, I feel uneasy and have nightmares. The fundamental reason is that I am not careful about my own translation and thesis, and I am seriously delayed.

Nothing is more valuable than time, so don't put off today until tomorrow. -Beethoven

30. It's not procrastination. Every time I realize that something is important, I will avoid doing it, or do something marginal, never cutting into the subject until I can't do it, and then commit suicide?