Super funny sentences, the shorter the better?

It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money! I thought I was decadent, but it turned out that I was scrapped! Asking what love in the world is?

What is love? The sage replied: "Trash!" You can't let it happen. All people are satisfied, because not all people

are human beings. There are two ways to pollute a place: with garbage, or with money. I am ugly

But I am very Lasting! I am an atheist but I am afraid to admit it at night! Actually

I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dung

from soil into gold, but I wanted her to treat gold as dung! Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly! The sentence "Japanese are human beings" belongs to: A. metaphor; B. exaggeration; C. metonymy; D. personification. If you don't fall asleep in class, you'll get drunk at the wine table ~ I'm dead, I stood up again in the fire. Do you think it was Nirvana or corpse transformation? I would rather be the gatekeeper of hell than the gatekeeper of heaven

The Dog God pointed at all the countries in the world and said to me: "Submit to me, all of this will be yours!" I refused

God, because I'm married... If you love me, please raise your hands. If you don't love me, please stand on your head. If you do nothing, it means you love me a little bit! God, did you let summer and winter sleep together? I'm so angry!

Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally making others smile. I heard that women are like clothes, and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years!

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn’t happiness permanent? I think, as long as I have some modest qualities

I will be a perfect person. Even if I am a leper Toad

Toad, I will never marry my mother. Toad roars when there is injustice on the road, and continues to move forward after roaring.

Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right! I drank a pound of liquor

I definitely didn’t feel it, because I was already dead after drinking half a pound. The difference between a lie and an oath is:

One means that the listener takes it seriously; The person who said it took it seriously. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men. Your future depends on your dreams. So, go to sleep