What are the April Fool's jokes (78 sentences)?

1. April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make peace?

2. This sentence is good for thieves, and there is no trouble in receiving it, less pain in reading it, high salary in forwarding it, and picking up bills in groups. The content is: it is very important to grasp the scale when joking on April Fool's Day. Just be sincere and happy!

3. Happiness needs simple sowing, life needs enthusiasm to irrigate, and feelings need short messages to communicate. For the sake of spending a dime, I wish you a "fool" every year!

4. If you dare to confess to others on April Fool's Day, I dare Tomb-Sweeping Day to bury you.

5. When you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me and be happy.

6. If no one confesses to you even on April Fool's Day, you really don't like it.

7. To be a man, you should leave a place for being a fool, do things with your strength, and live like a fool. Today, I mixed water and touched the fool, and finally found you, a fool who escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. On April Fool's Day, I can finally say something that I can't say to those who want to.

9. Friend, why are you so beautiful? You have long hair and shawl head, big eyes, round and bright, intense and lovable, smart and beautiful, and you are the most beautiful in a jade skirt. Don't look down, my friend. He is a pet dog. Today is April Fool's Day, sorry!

1. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they are always saying false love words. April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will tell you the truth through this April Fool's Day.

11. Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing dramatically every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Only I know how much you have paid for today and how much sadness is hidden under your strong face. I know, I know your pain, the heartache you can't tell! How can they not inform you on April Fool's Day!

13. Even on April Fool's Day, I don't want to lie to you.

14. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be filled, your sleeping posture is sweet and naive, and your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy. It's actually good to be a pig!

15. April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April fool's day is not only cheating, but also greeting; April Fool's Day is not only fun, but also sincere; On April Fool's Day, I sincerely wish you progress when you are stupid.

16. On Monday April Fool's Day, the teacher actually asked us to go to class! The more you think about it, the worse it is. No! We can't be fooled!

17. I see vicissitudes in your brow, confidence in your eyes, years on your forehead and leeks between your lips and teeth. Go and brush your teeth!

18. I would like to dedicate this short message to all friends who are young and not young, urban and rural, being stupid and being stupid, and all immersed in the happiness of April Fool's Day. I wish my colleagues a happy April Fool's Day!

19. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you have infected April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now the bacteria are dressed in uniform, full of energy and lined up neatly, and are striding through your body with vigorous steps.

2. I want to tell you on April Fool's Day that I still love you, but unfortunately I am not qualified to lie to you.

21. I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.

22, April Fool's Day is coming soon, and you have to test your brains and be nervous, so that high IQ can occupy the highlands!

23. Water knows the depth of fish; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and giggling silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Today, there will be a large number of people who are worried about "stupidity", which is manifested in not believing the notice of the meeting, not listening to the call of the leaders, not being able to invite guests, not giving gifts, and not even daring to laugh when receiving a short message. Because fools are happy on April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is a day for joking and telling the truth.

26. On April Fool's Day, it is everyone's responsibility to play tricks!

27, everyone should learn a craft, such as smoking pig's head, such as beating a dog with a stick, such as flattery, such as laughing, such as ... such as I tease you, hahaha, happy April Fool's Day!

28. These days, there is no justice: students have to test their grades, workers have to test their performance, leaders have to test their political achievements, April Fool's Day is coming soon, and they have to test their brains and be nervous, so that high IQ can occupy the highlands!

29, my grandmother said, children now! April Fool's Day confession, Valentine's Day breakup and Tomb-Sweeping Day's proposal are going against the rhythm.

3. Whether the IQ is high or low, it is the same to be stupid.

31. On April Fool's Day, you were stupid all over the world, but not your heart.

32. Don't treat me as April Fool's Day, and live as lively as the Spring Festival, then I will make your Tomb-Sweeping Day life even more frightening than Halloween.

33. I have no advantages, but my greatest advantage is that I am a good person.

34. Do you know what is the most painful thing about fighting landlords? It is that someone suddenly drops the line while fighting.

35. The sweet words of Valentine's Day fooled you, but the sincere truth of April Fool's Day didn't impress you!

36. April Fool's Day is coming. I am afraid that you will be angry, I am afraid that you will care, and I am afraid that you will be bored. Therefore, I specially send you my simple blessing and have a good time after receiving the blessing!

37. April Fool's Day is coming, and a lot of truth will surface.

38. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

39. As long as you are with you in the end, the process will make me feel any pain.

4. My future son, tell me where to run to your father.

41. The house price fooled us into dwelling house slaves, the salary fooled us from nine to five, and the reality fooled us into a trance-every day is April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy holiday!

42. I know why some people choose to confess on April Fool's Day, because if they succeed, they can be lovers, if they fail, they can be jokes, and they won't lose you anyway.

43. On April Fool's Day, one person was killed. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming.

44. What is golden is sunshine; What is red is a lantern; Delicious, it is rice; Hot, hot pot; Burning, it is spirits; Crisp, it's you … you got an electric shock again. You didn't read the text messages long ago!

45. I want to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, the good cabbage will be arched by pigs!

46. Everyone is original when he is born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

47. April Fool's Day has become a day of confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day of parting.

48. It's April Fool's Day again, and how many people speak their minds with holiday wishes.

49, throw a brick to attract jade to become a rich man; Burning in the fire is a prostitute; Haste makes haste, change into a madman; Gold and jade are ruined, and they are useless; Finally, you wear a diving suit and practice diving on the beach, becoming a complete fool. April fool's day "fool" you have fun!

5. We don't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we don't have a confession on April Fool's Day. It's better for Tomb-Sweeping Day to have someone to worship.

51. You are beautiful, you are beautiful. The parrot has a round nose and legs, and its personality is a bit like Zhang Fei's. Its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid to see you open your mouth, and people born with buckteeth will be scared to fly. When they see you, they will back off, shouting that they have met a ghost.

52. If anyone cheats me on April 1st, I will bury him in Tomb-Sweeping Day on April 5th! Don't ask me what I did in those three days, digging a hole!

53. Actually, I worked so hard to gain weight in order to occupy more space in your heart.

54. If no one confesses to you even on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

55. The first kiss gave cigarettes, romance gave wine, confusion gave eyes, rhythm gave music, first night gave dreams, body gave lovers, derailment gave trains, madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!

56. April Fool's Day has arrived, and I will send you three fish to keep in your mobile phone. I hope you are "stupid" for your wallet. There is "stupidity" in working; The most important thing is that the mood is "stupid" fast! Take care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

57. On April Fool's Day, for the sake of "Fool" to have fun with you, I "Fool" sincerely send you this short message with endless foolish taste. I wish you to be a happy "Fool" person: be foolish every day, be foolish every month, and have a happy Fool's Day!

58, April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!

59. Happy April Fool's Day to you, no matter whether you are going to be fooled or being fooled today! Only once a year, whether the whole or the whole is a happy moment of ordinary days!

6. I have been looking forward to it for a long time, and my salary has gone up; After studying for a long time, the property price fell; I bought it for a long time, and I won it. After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has it; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift from April Fool's Day.

61. It's a pleasure to miss you. It's a great pleasure to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened. Fool, have fun with you!

62, firm, but not stubborn; Trust, but not frivolous; Brave, but not reckless; Lively, but not frivolous; Humor, but not vulgar; Alert, but not suspicious; A fool, but not a fool. I wish my colleagues a happy April Fool's Day!

63. There is a festival called April Fool's Day. There is a blessing called a fool's blessing, a promise called a fool's lie, a happiness called being fooled, and a happiness called being cheated. April Fool's Day, Happy Holidays!

64. You are the sun in my heart, but it's raining. You are the moon in my dream, but it is covered by clouds; You are the most beautiful flower in my heart, but it has bloomed; You are the Chang 'e in the sky, but your face landed first.

65. On Monday, April Fool's Day, the company actually asked us to go to work, or at 8: 3! The more you think about it, the worse it is. No! We can't be fooled!

66. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the sea is formed. You said: You fart every time you miss me. That's how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

67, Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Tomb-Sweeping Day confession, the somebody else should not.

68. On April Fool's Day, I can boldly confess to you, because I can leave with a smile.

69. There is a saying that I must tell you at 12 noon today. If you overslept, change it to 5 pm; If you can't sleep, make it 1 am. In short, I must tell you today: Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Do you know? I think about you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep, and work. I really want to say to you: pay back the money quickly! Happy April Fool's Day!

71. If you cheat me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

72. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, but they are treated as jokes.

73. April Fool's Day is coming. In order to make you happy, I "fool" sincerely send you this short message with endless foolish taste. I wish you to be a happy "pleasure" person: you are capable and foolish, and you are innocent and foolish; Life is like water for fools.

74. Since I crossed friends, I have been celebrating April Fool's Day every day.

75. Happy April Fool's Day, which makes you and I both stupid today, but only I will become a smart person tomorrow.

76. Everyone wants to be different from others, and the result is that everyone is the same.

77. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

78. Son, don't confess on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows that you are not lying.