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Alcoholics say interesting sentences.
There is no small matter in the wine field, and it costs money and delays things. I also hope that all drinkers will understand, support and supervise.
In order not to offend my friends after drinking, but also to maintain my feelings, in view of the above bear-like drunkenness, I decided not to drink any more. I'm here to write a vow of abstinence, and I'll never drink again from today! ! Except in the following cases:
First, it's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar!
Second, when friends travel far away, they have to drink if they want to say goodbye!
Third, friends seldom get together and have to drink!
Fourth, if there are happy events of relatives and friends, you have to drink!
Fifth, when you encounter unhappy things, you should borrow wine to drown your sorrows!
Six, someone please, give face, have to drink!
Seven, please drink, to accompany, must drink!
Eight, I was drunk yesterday and felt terrible. I must drink some rejuvenation wine, I must drink it!
I promise: I will never drink again except the above eight items!
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