On Personality Humor

Personalized humorous talk collection 1 1. When I cherish you, please cherish me too. If I can get used to you, I can change you.

Whether I tease or not depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me.

If one day you are tired and have no support, please step back. I will always support you. -To a friend

4. Sleepiness in spring is not a disease. Sleeping is really terrible.

Every time I meet you, I think about what expression and action I should use. As a result, as soon as I saw you, I became at a loss. All I can think about is liking you, liking you, liking you so much.

6. Please forgive everyone who is nearsighted and doesn't say hello, because in their eyes, the world is purple ~ ~

Humor tells the highlights 2 1. Don't think you can look up to you just because you are tall. I still stand tall.

If you lose it, you can't get it again, so please cherish what you have.

My boyfriend, he just hasn't appeared yet. If he does, it's definitely better than yours.

Don't despise each other so much, you won't knock yourself down by accident.

5, like a man, and bear the fate that you don't slap.

6, it is mine, I will cherish it; It's not mine. I don't want it for nothing.

7. How many people came to study, and how many red lines were torn by the school?

8. Just the same simple love. Why do you cling to it and pretend to remember it all the time?

9. I am not your Garfield. I can't keep you happy.

10, I looked up and saw that love was gone and the whole universe was crying.

1 1, you are not me. How can you understand my thoughts? Are you happy?

12, I don't understand why the world is sad and why everyone I see is crying.

13, I think it over, I will live well without you.

14, it is polite to give you face, and it is reasonable not to give you face.

15, I really don't know, what qualifications do you have to make me flatter myself?

16, Life is too short, why can it easily affect my mood?

17, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism, loving myself without rival.

18, sometimes I really want to cry, because it is really difficult.

19, choose your own path and let the latter go on regardless.

20, how much you disdain, how much I will flatter myself.

2 1, the world is still irregular, and no one will be destroyed without it.

22. Do you think my heart is made of stone? It's hard to resist everything.

23. English is a bubble. If you can't understand, what's so sad?

24, you are awesome, you will never fly. How many skills do you think you have?

Please leave my world, don't worry! I won't keep it.

26. Even in the awesome Van Gogh, I can't draw my sadness.

27. Watch that conversation every day. The corners of the mouth unconsciously rise.

28. Neodymium people can't really care about men, so he will be like a mad dog.

29. White's latest indicators: I've done it all, stupid, losing money and smelly beauty.

If you are still so proud, don't show off.

3 1. If you have a problem with me, just say it directly, and don't vent your feelings on others, okay?

32. haplessness don't be idle to hook up with men, because men know men too well.

33. Take me to my parents if you can, and don't fall in love with me if you can't.

I am not a good person, because I can't pretend to be such a bad person.

Remember that I can be dead set on you, or I can hate you without hesitation.

36. I love you now, more than the cabbage that has fallen in price in the market.

As long as you are still my friend, I will always support you.

38. Girl, even if I'm alone on Valentine's Day, I'm still looking for you.

39. Don't think that this girl is unwanted, but that this girl's love is not worthy of that man.

40. I may be a bad person, but you will never meet the second me in your life.

Humor about the highlight 3 1, I want to watch it lighter and lighter until I don't want to watch it.

2, the bright moon shines on Qin, you and I are paired, there is a cloud on the first day, and we will not rest until we die.

You always take angry words seriously. When I said I wanted to be alone, I was really alone.

4. Writers should not only have a hard time with the world, but also with themselves.

There are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

6. There are no two unsuitable people, only one heart that doesn't want to be together.

7. Forgetting becomes another beginning, and the past is scattered, and the pain is the most real.

8. I don't obey anyone, but the people who call in the elevator, whether it's wood or wood.

9. The charm of flying cars is hundreds of thousands. You might as well buy yourself some decent clothes.

10, I really hope that every school starts for one month, once every four years.

1 1, the most considerate thing for you is shoes, don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

12, I will envy those who speak simply and comment a lot.

13, we have no right or ability to let people around us live according to their own ideas.

14. There was a message yesterday asking me to remit money to him. I replied: "Wait a minute, I burned it for you! '

15, that's me. Even if no one likes me and I have no friends, I can live happily.

16, you are my eyes, taking me through the changes of the four seasons. What would I do without you?

17, I'm not a crayon Shinchan. I dare not look girls in the eyes or shake my pp in front of them.

18 How much do I love you? I don't love you very much, but I really want it, just as I love my money.

19. When you think you like listening to a song, you will get tired of listening for a long time.

20. In the next life, be a hedgehog and spread your umbrella well. Protect yourself.

2 1, in humid weather, the fragrance of temptation is endless …

22. I changed my skin to red. Blood is red ~ because I'm afraid of the dark.

23. When he took me to breakfast, I didn't make it for two days.

24, envy others two good, then deserved not to cherish.

25. You don't know what society is until reality slaps you.

26. Bored heart, bored feeling, even he didn't talk to Ma De.

27. What if you can remember me and the whole world forgets me?

28. About love, it is scattered and sad.

29. Stories without results are the most beautiful and the most difficult to forget.

30. Life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

3 1, some people love it and some people watch it.

Highlights of personality humor 4 1, the coat of love is not gorgeous, it needs a true heart to feel.

2. I hate it when people see my bangs cracked by the strong wind.

Sometimes I admit that staying with you is actually a kind of sinking.

Add up the money I spent on holiday exercise books for more than ten years, and you can build a bird's nest.

When you are twice my age, I don't love you.

6. If one day you are tired, tired, sleepy or bored, please tell me.

7. Everyone loves in different ways, so I forgive you again and again.

8. It is said that when two men and one woman walk down the street, all three will feel like light bulbs.

9, roll, climb, I can't, you let me go, I'll just leave you with a back.

10, don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but they are hurting themselves.

1 1. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

12, don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, otherwise it will always be more troublesome to change it.

13, after a long time, my feelings faded and all the good things were forgotten. Who replaced the people around me?

14, some things, don't say, don't ask, don't mean you don't care.

15, suddenly looking back, someone around me also has a dog, and he has everything.

16, people who really care about you think about how to make you laugh when you want to cry.

17 or 10086 suits me. I sent him two short messages and he replied to me three times.

18 I found that every barber couldn't understand the sentence "trim it a little, not too short" ...

19 Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for someone, the deeper you get.

20, praise a person, it is best to use official documents; Criticize a person and try to use the phone.

2 1, we are not getting better or worse, but becoming more like myself.

The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

We had a lot of fun in those years. I have no idea where we are these days.

24. The last love is to let go of your hand, not a double bed separated by a sea.

25. If you don't want to marry your girlfriend, you are helping others raise their wives.

26, only blame us for being too young now, want to love well, but can't give each other the future they want.

27. When you left, everything around you suddenly became quiet. I smiled, smiling so stiffly, like a clown.

Scientists say that the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget that there are nerds, fools and scum.

29, all kinds of small flowers, all kinds of flowers. People from all walks of life are quite hi.

Highlights of humorous conversation 5 Even if someone breaks your heart, there will always be someone willing to repair it.

For a moment, I was out of place with the world.

I don't believe in fairy tales, but I always expect someone who really knows how to protect himself.

Live a happy life with a willing attitude.

Sometimes, we feel tired because we forget where to go on the road of life.

Love is a disease, and I caught up. You are my medicine, and I am addicted.

Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

Anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.

If you don't get it, but if you have a past, you will always be the best.

Unload your emotional baggage or believe in love.

Life should be constantly injured and restored.

Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.

I think, another time, another place, a new identity, forget everything and start over.

For a long time, there has been no contact. Yes, I miss you. I want to fall in love.

The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

I like it naturally, but I don't like it for long.

When we broke up, I lost you, but you lost someone who loved you.

Why can you have an affair with my man in the name of a friend?

Everything you do doesn't have to have a reason, but it must have a result.

The strongest thing I have ever done is to listen to him say that he loves her with a smile and never shed a tear.

I have had you for some time, maybe separation is the so-called fulfillment.

He who has never tasted bitterness does not know what sweetness is.

As soon as I saw you two, I thought you were a perfect match for lightning.

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

When you leave alone, you always don't know where to put you.

Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm print of a certain period of time, and gradually being sad alone.

Heaven and earth coexist with me and everything is unique to me.

I don't want to be a brilliant fireworks in an instant, just want to be your ordinary forever.

Nothing in the world is groundless, such as rumors.

No matter what life gives, accept it frankly, that is courage.

They say life is like a play. The play can be repeated, but life is difficult to continue.

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