Talking about satirical narcissists

I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned. What can a satirical narcissist say? The following are some satirical things I have collected about narcissists. Let's look at specific examples.

Regarding satirizing narcissists, it is suggested that 1) villains have no virtue and abandon their roots to the end. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

2) You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

3) Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

4) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue!

5) If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan.

6) It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, and it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

7) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

8) I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! But I just can't stand that money is fake!

9) What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

10) Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

The latest talk about satirical narcissists 1) I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is you.

2) There is no rehearsal in life, but live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

3) The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

4) There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

5) You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you.

6) It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

7) You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

8) A hippo crushed to death by Noah's Ark, a new volcano erupts.

9) personals: Requirements are as follows: Party A is alive and Party B is female.

10) I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets, tasting delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.

2) If you are cool and handsome, human beings will reproduce asexually.

3) Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

4) When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

5) It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.

6) MMD, I have never seen anything with such archaeological value.

7) Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

8) clap your head to make a decision and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

10) You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

1 1) Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

12) Little people are shameless, and value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

13) I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and silly!

14) The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

15) All projects built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

16) Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

17) You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I was a rogue!

18) What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

19) A stinking garbage man. Tucao? The origin of nouns.

20) Some people like to shoot themselves in the foot.

2 1) When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart.

22) After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

23) Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

24) Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.

25) It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?

26) There was no specific medicine to sell in the world, but when there were more wishful thinking people, some people began to sell it.

27) The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

28) Hypocrisy can't create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing.

29) The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

30) I am also a spoony seed, and I drowned in the rain.