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Baby, teach the doll a lesson.
? It was late at night, but Li Lingyun couldn't sleep. She opened her eyes wide, looked at the ceiling and sighed. Xu Dali can't sleep either. He tossed and turned, his eyes empty and boundless. His wife's sigh touched his heart again and again. Xu Dali took a long breath and said to his wife, "It's getting late. Go to sleep. Tomorrow, I will get up early to cook for my children. " Li Lingyun skidded to his feet and said angrily, "What do you mean, let's get up early and crack down?"? This Xiong Haizi only got 20 points in math! Where did you eat this rice? Don't cook tomorrow. " Xu Dali gave a wry smile. "What are you talking about? You still have to eat rice. Take your time. "
? The next day, their son Xu Xiaobao flushed as usual. Lingyun quickly packed his bag and urged him, "Bao, don't eat, you will be late soon. I told you to get up early, but you just didn't listen, watch, eat, refuel, refuel ... "Bao Xiao nodded frequently, stuffed a large piece of beef into his mouth, and his big black eyes rolled around: the little toys he played last night had to be taken to school, and the class was boring. I wish I had that thing. When mother returned to the kitchen, Bao Xiao quickly stuffed a toy hidden under the pillow into her schoolbag.
? There was a whistle from Xu Dali downstairs, and Li Lingyun dragged Bao Xiao downstairs. "Hurry up, hurry up, we will be late again. Remember, have a good class ... concentrate in class, or you won't listen well in class ... You won't do your homework, you won't do your homework ... "Lingyun ran breathlessly reading her daily classics, clutching her schoolbag, thinking about her baby, and coping with her mother.
? At the end of work, Xu Dali finally finished the work at hand. As soon as he sat down for tea, he was attracted by the discussion in the office.
? "Hey, you know what? Lao Zhang has a gourmet cat which is said to be very expensive. "
? "Lao zhang likes cats, that is to the point of infatuation. Although he usually scrimps and saves, let's just say that his old QQ car should have been replaced a long time ago. Who is still driving that car now? But for cats, it's a lot of money. "
? "Daughter? Too few. Do you know what cat Lao Zhang bought? "
"What cat? How much can it be worth? "
? "Little knowledge? Muppets, nobles in cats, tens of thousands! "
? "Darling, a cat? Really willing! "
? Everyone was slurping when Lao Zhang came in with a bag in his hand. "Xiao Li, get me some hot water quickly." Xiao Li answered, and Lao Zhang gently opened the bag, from which came the purring of the kitten. Everyone rushed over.
? "What's the matter?"
? "Where did you get the cat?"
? "Is this a puppet cat? It's so ... "Xiao Xie looked at the dirty, ugly and smelly cat in the bag, clutching his nose and muttering to himself.
? Lao Zhang forgot to talk, took Xiao Li's hot water, reached in, tried the temperature and gently carried the kitten out. The kitten curled up with blood dripping from one leg. Lao Zhang slowly cleaned the wound for it, found a clean handkerchief to bandage the wound for the kitten, and then sat back in the chair.
? "On the way back from the company, I saw the little guy lying on the side of the road, and his leg was bitten by something. The poor guy kept barking. I picked it up. "
? Xiao Yang looked at the dirty and ugly cat and said to Lao Zhang, "Lao Zhang, you are good enough. I heard that you just spent a lot of money on a puppet cat. It's beautiful, gentle and fun. Why are you still picking up this thing? " What are you going to do after dressing the wound? "
"How to deal with? At first glance, this is a stray cat. Feed it something to eat and put it on the side of the road. " People in the office are chattering about ideas.
? Xu Dali said nothing. He knows Lao Zhang and knows that Lao Zhang has a soft spot for cats. However, today's things are uncertain. After all, this is an injured stray cat. Besides, he already has a valuable cat.
? Lao Zhang hesitated for a moment and gently put the cat back in the bag. "This cat, I have to take it home. It is injured, and no one cares about it, only death. "
"I don't know, what do you figure? It's nothing to feed it, an ugly stray cat! "
? After work, Xu Dali saw Lao Zhang holding a kitten and walked out silently. He followed him out of the office. Lao Zhang put the kitten in his shabby QQ and drove away.
? Xu Dali also walked home. Along the way, Lao Zhang and kitten have been lingering in my mind.
? When he entered the community, Xu stopped the car hard, but he didn't get off in a hurry because he saw his son squatting beside the doorman, Uncle Zhao. He silently smoked a cigarette and lit it.
? After about half an hour, Xu Dali saw Li Lingyun rush out. When she saw her son and the doorman, she shouted and dragged Xu Xiaobao. Bao Xiao lingered, and the two men were tearing at each other. Xu Dali got off and rushed over. "What's the matter?" When Li Lingyun saw Xu Dali, he was almost angry. When he saw Uncle Zhao again, he said sullenly, "Isn't that your precious son? Go, go home and say! " When Bao Xiao saw his father come back, he let go and went home with the adults.
? As soon as he entered the house, Li Lingyun's anger broke out: "Xu Xiaobao, boy, what good things did you do at school today?" Before Bao Xiao could speak, Li Lingyun yelled again, "You said you went downstairs to buy a pen, and you left for half an hour! It's that old Zhao again. You are surrounded by the doorman all day. What are you whispering about? When I grow up, I want to be a porter? "
Xu pulled him to his side and said to his wife, "I'll talk to the children." Spirit rhyme stared his one eye, "talk about a fart! Eat! "
? When the hot jiaozi was served, Bao Xiao couldn't wait to put one in his mouth. "Look, haven't eaten in my life? I am not afraid of scalding my mouth. " Lingyun cried. Bao Xiao smiled and said, "Mom, it smells good!" "Eat more incense and write a check when you are full!" Lingyun didn't good the spirit said, "the teacher in charge, Mr. Du, called again. Did you go to bed again? I either eat or sleep all day. Why do you think I gave birth to such a clown? " Bao Xiao hung his head, and a jiaozi didn't finish eating for a long time. Touched his wife vigorously with his arm. "Let's talk after dinner." With that, he gave his son a jiaozi. "Bao Er, eat quickly." Bao Xiao wiped the tears from her cheeks and got up and went back to her room.
"Bao Er, Bao Er, eat first, ..." Lingyun saw Bao Xiao leave angrily and regretted it. Look at his wife vigorously and say with a sigh, "Stop talking." Lingyun opened his mouth and swallowed what had been said to his mouth.
? The light in Bao Xiao's study came on, and Lingyun pushed the door and locked it inside. She shook her head and walked helplessly to Dali and sat down. She frowned and said, "What do you think? The child's grades are so poor that he always sleeps in class. I'm really anxious. The teacher calls me from time to time, and I really see the teacher's phone ringing. You said, don't let me teach him a lesson. Do you have any good ideas? " After a long silence, he said, "Don't worry, children. We must take our time. " "urgent? Our neighbor's daughter got 985, and Lao Zhang's son got 2 1 1. This baby, except biology, failed all the courses, so it is difficult to get into a good high school. Where do I put my face? " Lingyun flushed said.
? Xu scratched his head vigorously. After a long time, he popped up another sentence: "Don't always 985,211!"
? "Hey, what did you say along while? How can we motivate him if we don't talk about it? Just this, I am still sleeping in class! "
? "Then let's think about it, why does he always sleep in class?"
? The husband and wife pondered for a long time and found no answer.
? When I went out in the morning, Uncle Zhao, the doorman, saw Lingyun and greeted him with a smile: "Lingyun, your little Bao Ling, the fertilizer for the flowers he found for me works. Look at my flowers ... "Lingyun took a look at the old man and turned away before he finished. Zhao Botao paused and walked into the room passively.
(2)
? In a flash, half a year passed. Lao Zhang's cat has become a topic of discussion in the office again. On that day, everyone finished their work and were chatting and having a rest. Lao Zhang hid in a chair and looked at his mobile phone, hehe silly. After a while, his laughter attracted everyone. "Lao zhang, what are you looking at? So fascinated? " Lao Zhang showed a video to everyone with his mobile phone. I saw a big cat chasing another beautiful cat in the house, running up and down, flexible and playful, and actually gained the upper hand and ran after the beautiful cat in a panic.
? "Look, look, this is the cat I found!" Everyone was surprised. "That one? Is that just a puppet cat? It's so beautiful, but it can't run ... So, Lao Zhang, what do you call it? The cat that was picked up. " "Oh, this is my little smart card. I call it Xiao Pi. Xiao Pi has a special talent for sports, which adds a lot of fun to us. " I saw Dali and boasted, "Yes, who knew it was such a cat." Lao Zhang smiled and stared at the screen, full of heartache. Looking at the happy Lao Zhang, I am thoughtful.
? When I got home, Lingyun's crying made my strong heart pull up. Only after asking did I know that the child's first mid-term exam was almost wiped out. He grabbed the test paper hard, looked at it one by one, looked at it again and again. He actually smiled. "Son, come on, dad will analyze it for you." Bao Xiao hid in the study, heard his father's cheerful voice, and dawdled out. "Look, Bao Er, I found that you have made great progress in this test paper." "hmm? Progress? " Bao Xiao stared at his father doubtfully, and Lingyun stopped crying. "Yes, you see," he said, pointing to the Chinese paper, "your handwriting is more beautiful than before. The whole paper is clean and comfortable to look at. Ancient poems are actually written by heart, which is amazing! " Lingyun eyes tilted and turned away. Vigorously continue to point to the math paper, "Bao Er, your fill-in-the-blank questions are all right, and the calculation is also, well, half right, better than last time." "Politics, incredibly complete! You are a genius, son! The teacher said that you often sleep in class, but it is not easy to fill in the test paper! " Bao Xiao stared at Dali, and the sincerity in his father's eyes made him re-examine his paper. Those crumpled papers are dripping with mom's tears, but full of dad's smile.
? Lingyun listen, listen, turned his head and stared at vigorously. It seems to be: Is this stupid?
? On this day, the light in Bao Xiao's study was on until 1 1 for the first time at night.
? Seeing my son sleeping, I tried to iron the children's papers one by one. Lingyun accompanied him silently, wondering what her husband was going to do. I vigorously found a beautiful wrapping paper and made it the cover of the test paper. Then I said to my wife, "Our child, from today on, we must love him wholeheartedly and unconditionally." Lingyun blinks: Don't I love with all my heart? She looked at Dali and the neat and beautiful test paper and seemed to understand something.
When the summer vacation came, Bao Xiaotong passed three subjects! However, Bao Xiao went home dejectedly.
? At the dinner table, Bao Xiao has no appetite at all. Looking at the children's vigorous appearance, he asked lovingly, "Bao Er, you should be very happy in these three courses. I only passed one course before. This is a bumper harvest. " "Yes, yes, you have made great progress." Mom's charm is also refueling. "But, ouyang teacher still not happy. He said I was the dumbest student he had ever taught! " Lingyun's face suddenly sank. She just wanted to open her mouth and gave a strong wink. Then she shut up again. "Bao er, you don't know, Ouyang teacher is goading you? There is a special way for teachers to treat students. He will stab you in the heart with cruel words, make you miserable and wake you up. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? This is a very powerful move. Your teacher Ouyang, dad admires you very much! Look, aren't you sad today and don't want to eat? Otherwise, how can mathematics catch up with 30 points? " Bao Xiao said unconvinced, "He obviously looks down on me. Where is the provocation? He said it in front of the whole class. " "Silly boy, if a teacher doesn't love his students and is extremely disappointed with his students, the easiest way for him is to give up on you and ignore them. Think about it, how many phone calls did Teacher Du and Teacher Ouyang give us this semester? " Bao Xiao raised his head. "Teachers, your original intention is good, children." Incarnate son nodded, "yes, Bao Er, teacher du to call me every time, at least ten minutes, I'm embarrassed. Teacher Ouyang also looks forward to hello. " Bao Xiao looked into her mother's shining eyes, took a deep breath and began to work.
? When cleaning up in the kitchen, Lingyun still couldn't help complaining vigorously: "You said this Ouyang, which hurts people too much and hurts children's self-esteem! I must talk to him. " As he mopped the floor vigorously, he advised, "The handwriting is ugly, and the teacher must be worried about the children. Didn't you just say that the teacher worked hard? This is their job, but they are still so worried. Do you find it difficult? It's not someone else's child, so why bother? Besides, how can you educate your children if you don't stand with the teacher? " Lingyun listened, and his heart slowly calmed down.
? I got a call from Ouyang this afternoon, and I said a lot. I remember the clearest sentence: "the child's learning direction is not clear, I have to find him the motivation to learn!" " Just try to plant a seed in his heart! "
(3)
? This summer vacation, Bao Xiao took the initiative to make up lessons. Lingyun is a joy. I used to enroll my children in cram schools. Bao Xiao won't go anyway, but it doesn't make sense to do it in a big way. I always sleep in class, just make up a few lessons. But now the children take the initiative to ask, and the effect must be good. Who knows, Bao Xiao asked for an online class, saying that online resources are rich, teachers are of high level and famous teachers are famous. As soon as the couple discussed it, no problem, sign up for an online class.
? In the first few days, Bao Xiao did well in the online class and often told them what he had gained. Lingyun was so happy that he praised the children at the dinner table and strongly encouraged them. Thankfully, Bao Xiao finally knows how to study.
? Unfortunately, the good times did not last long. Within a month, Lingyun was never happy again.
? One day, Lingyun was in class and suddenly found that his card was missing 10 thousand yuan. After thinking for a long time, she couldn't find the account for spending money, and she was not practical, so she began to look for someone to check. Later, when I heard the news, Lingyun's tears came "swish". She picked up the phone and called Xu Dali. As soon as Dali was connected, all the grievances and grievances poured out, and the whole office seemed to explode with her voice. I rushed to the door and listened patiently, but there was no gap in the interruption. Listen carefully, your eyebrows are all condensed into a knot. Finally, charming and boring, take a long breath. He returned to his chair blankly. Lao Zhang saw his dull appearance and walked up to him and said, "What's the matter? Has the family leader lectured? " Smile and say nothing. Lao Zhang said slowly, "children, it's all like this." Who doesn't relax during the holidays? " We still sleep in on weekends. Don't worry, it will be all right in a few days. "Hard shook his head, as if didn't say it. When Lao Zhang saw that Dali didn't respond, he continued: "When my son was at school, he was crazy on holidays, and he didn't play in white or black. "I don't care, let him play, sometimes play with him. As soon as school started, the teacher controlled him, and so did his grades. He is too proud. This boy, with clear thinking, passed the exam, although it was 2 1 1. It doesn't matter if you have a holiday for a while! " Looking at Lao Zhang, who is usually low-key, is not pleasing to the eye today. It's like standing and talking!
? Lan Yu is watering the flowers on the windowsill. Hearing Lao Zhang's teasing, he simply said, "You can't say that a child is like this flower. How can we generalize? " Flowers must be cultivated according to their habits. Asparagus like this is thin, weak and delicate. It can't stand direct sunlight, but it also needs water. You are like this cactus, drought-resistant and sunny; And Chinese rose ... "Lao Zhang said with a smile:" I agree with this statement. No pains, no gains. What seeds to sow, what flowers to bloom! "Listen carefully, my eyebrows are loose, but they are screwed together soon." Seeds? ! "He stared at a few potted flowers on the windowsill, but he was delirious.
? When Xu Dali returned home, a war had just ended and the room was filled with smoke. Lingyun sat on the sofa sobbing, Bao Xiao lying in bed staring at the ceiling, books scattered on the ground. With a sigh, also stuffy sitting on the sofa don't talk. The room was silent.
? After a while, the room was filled with pungent smoke. Xu Dali never smokes at home. Bao Xiao got out of bed with a nervous mood. Looking out from the door, boy, on the coffee table in the living room, soot and cigarette butts were scattered all over the floor, and dad was deeply depressed in the sofa. Bao Xiao is not afraid of his mother yelling. He is afraid that his father will not talk. He just stood at the door, feeling that this time, Dad was really angry.
? Xu smoked hard for a while, and Lingyun sobbed and said angrily, "What do you think this can do? How dare you steal my card? Ten thousand dollars! How bold do you think this Xiong Haizi is? "
? "Xu Xiaobao. You come out! " Xu Dali yelled at his son with his first name and surname for the first time. Bao Xiao knew that a storm was coming as soon as he shivered. He rubbed against his father and bowed his head. "Come here, you say, what did the money do? If you don't make it clear today, see how I can clean you up! " Xu Dali has also become Li Lingyun, and this kind of reprimand is catching Xu Xiaobao like a barrage. Xu Xiaobao listen, didn't say anything. Xu Dali changed his usual gentleness and was so angry that he wandered around the room, smoking one cigarette after another. Speaking of shortness of breath, I cough because of the smoke.
? Bao Xiao looked at his father's angry look and finally murmured, "I bought something." "What did you buy? Want 10 thousand? " "Bought equipment ..." "Equipment? What equipment? " "Just ... yes, just ... games ..." "Games? The glory of the king? " "Well ..." Lingyun jumped up from the sofa, rushed to the front of Bao Xiao and slapped him in the face. "You ... you ... really piss me off!" Say that finish, lingyun cried loudly, ready to hit the child while crying. Xu stood up hard and dragged her away. "Speak slowly!" "You were whipped, slowly, slowly, look, now incredibly dare to steal money to buy equipment. Ok, you are responsible! " Lingyun sat down, tears pattering down.
? Xu Xiaobao also silently hid his face from tears. He knew he was in trouble, and he didn't dare to go out. Xu Dali pulled out a cigarette again and stared at Bao Xiao intensely. "Look at your mother's anger. Ten thousand yuan is your mother's and my three-month salary, but if necessary, for example, we will give you an online class. We won't hesitate. Why do you have to sneak around buying game equipment? ! "Bao Xiao hesitated for a long time before muttering to himself," Dad, I want to have a good online class. If you are tired of studying, you just want to relax. If you want to, just play for a while. I didn't expect ... to play, just ... "Bao Xiao gasped, but Xu Dali didn't bite. "Students in our class play, and everyone plays in teams during the holidays. If we want to win, we must have good equipment. I have been looked down upon by my classmates, so I don't have many friends, I won't play anymore, and no one cares about me. But I dare not tell you, you certainly don't agree, so I ... "Hearing this, Xu Dali's heart jumped with a jerk. Lingyun has more tears.
? The room fell into terrible silence again. Still Lingyun couldn't help it: "Do students look down on it? Playing games makes me respect you? Huh? We scrimp and save, and for you, we are reluctant to buy anything for ourselves. If you are good, you will know how to play. Now you play tricks and dare to steal money! " As she spoke, she rushed into Bao Xiao's room and dug out Bao Xiao's final exam paper, which was tightly rolled. "Chengcheng" was torn three times and two times. "Hit, hit, useless things, I see what you can do!"
? Bao Xiao cherishes the test paper his father gave him. Seeing his mother's crazy behavior, he couldn't help shouting: "I am a garbage, and you all look down on me!" " I play? Aren't you going to play? Isn't dad going to play mahjong every time someone calls? Sometimes, I don't go home. Mom, how can you play autopilot and Tik Tok with your mobile phone all day? Which one of you was with me? Ask me? What do you care about me except my grades? You might as well talk to me for a long time like Grandpa Zhao ... "
? Xu Dali's eyes staring at his son suddenly widened and his charm froze. Xu Xiaobao dropped this sentence, turned back to his room and slammed the door.
? For a long time, neither husband nor wife spoke. Bao Xiao's words, like a heavy hammer, fell heavily on them, and their hearts were hurt, which was greater than losing the ten thousand dollars. Did they pay less for this son? However, what are their images in the eyes of children? What do you know about children? Uncle Zhao, the doorman?
? Another sleepless night.
? At dawn, Xu Dali came to the concierge, and Uncle Zhao was already cleaning.
? "Good morning, Uncle Zhao!"
? Zhao looked at uncle vigorously, "hey, you are so rare. What's the matter so early? "
? "To be honest, I want to talk to you about my little treasure."
? "Bao Xiao," Uncle Zhao said, "what a good boy. Look at my room. Bao Xiao often cleans it. Cute and clean. In addition, the little guy has a special study on green plants. I like growing flowers and plants. He often helps me find some fertilizer. Don't say particularly good. Look, how much water it costs. This is all his credit! " When he talked about Bao Xiao, Uncle Zhao smiled all over his face. "This child, aura, and I chatted for a long time, what fungi, vines, cats, birds, many, many, I can't remember, but I just love to listen to him. My eyes are dim, and I can judge people accurately! " The old man gushed, listened attentively, and felt warm in his heart. This boy really has two skills.
Lingyun doesn't know when she came to the concierge. She also listened to some of Uncle Zhao's words. She smiled shyly at Uncle Zhao, and Uncle Zhao smiled back at her. "Well taught, Bao Xiao is a piece of material."
? Vigorously and lingyun turned and walked home. The road seems to be very long, and they walk very hard. "What can we give him besides food and drink?" Vigorously like talking to himself, Lingyun nodded, "My temper is too smelly, and my mobile phone ... I have to ..." "Lingyun, let's ask for leave to go to Yunnan, where plants are particularly rich. Shall we take the children to have a look? " It is strongly suggested that "I think there should be the real glory he wants!" "Firm eyes, into the distance!
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