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Humorous sentences that say good night.

1. Blinking your eyes tonight means that I am thinking of you; Blink twice, which means I miss you; Blink three times to show that you miss you very much; No stop, hey, it means you use your eyes too much. Go to bed early! Good Night! What humorous sentences are there to say good night?

2. Candlelight lit your smile, and the smile bloomed in my heart, soaking my deep thoughts. The cool breeze at night blows my face and sends you full blessings. May you always be happy and have a good night.

3. Friendly. When I was playing chess with Duke Zhou last night, I saw Duke Zhou's wife wearing a rusty insole. How beautiful! You should go to bed early tonight and learn from others. Good night, baby, sweet dreams!

The weather is hot and cold, and my heart is hard to calm down. I always miss you in the distance. I really want to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is shit on your head!

5. If my greeting bothers you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; Please make it clear whether everything is going well.

6. Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up! Say good night and hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

7. Dear users, you have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time every night until you get up. Please reply: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee.

8. Is the sky falling? The ground is sinking? The river is going backwards? None of this has anything to do with you Don't worry. Your task now is to remove dark circles. Look at you tired. Have a good sleep.

9. I just got off the phone with the moon and let it shine with you to sleep; I sent an email to the star, asking it to decorate the night sky with your dreams. They agreed. Good night and sweet dreams!

10. One day, my sister and I were sleeping when suddenly a cockroach crawled out of bed. My sister and I both cried. He said he was your relative and came from your house to say good night to me.

1 1. See the clouds in the night sky? I don't think you can see. I'm spying on you behind the clouds! See if you think of me at night, see your lovely sleeping position at night, and I will have a good dream, too.