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Tell me about the wonderful Chinese aunt you met?

Tell me about the wonderful Chinese aunt you met?

Speaking of Chinese aunts, it is really interesting. I feel like I have a lot to say. Maybe one day I will become a Chinese aunt, so I am full of the potential of a Chinese aunt. Accidentally missed hahaha, saying that wonderful Chinese aunts abound. Just two days ago, in order to prepare students for the college entrance examination, the whole community was forbidden to dance square dance. I don't know anything about the nature of unknown so, but we have to be idle when we pay attention to TV stations. Those aunts made a scene because they were banned, and they couldn't stop, saying that fitness was more important. They can't forbid them to exercise, even for a few days, whether others want to take the exam or not. It was a bit unreasonable, so they went on TV.

When I used to live in an old house, it was far from the kindergarten. There is a supermarket in the kindergarten. I go to the supermarket to send my children to kindergarten every day. Almost all are aunts. They make all kinds of actions to grab the food they want, which is particularly powerful. In the past, I just picked up the food and paid for it. No matter what it is, whether it is expensive or cheap, I will buy it when I feel I need it. I went to the vegetable market and supermarket every day for a while and learned to pick and choose and bargain. I learned it all from my aunt. Usually, when things are cheap, they will flock to me and just push me aside and stand until they have picked enough. Then some aunts are still enthusiastic. She will tell me how to choose fresh vegetables and fruits, what is good and what is not good, which will benefit me a lot! In the past, I could take things like peanuts, but now I am learning to choose one by one. When I buy food, I know I will put them down. I used to be honest, upright and frank. I thought that's how people bought it. Leaving them is not worth it to me, so I can't stand it. But those aunts said that I paid for a good one. I learned. With my aunt here, I won't lose money when I buy things. Of course, you should exclude your aunt from shopping, but she is very smart.

? We have an aunt dancing square dance downstairs every night. There are so many buildings, one building is seven buildings, each with 46 floors. There are more than 300 households in each building, and the population doesn't know what it is. There are many aunts dancing in the square dance below, and there is a man downstairs every day. He is the only one who makes trouble among so many residents, but those aunts don't allow dancing, saying that the music is too noisy. He also threatened to smash the speaker if he jumped again. At first, the aunts couldn't help it. They turned down the music and started doing it every day. That man will still come down and stop the aunts from dancing. That night, I participated in the school square dance for the first time. It was only eight o'clock in the evening when the man came down to make trouble again. Then a group of aunts rushed up and surrounded him and said, you have the ability to try. The man confidently began to make trouble, and ran to the speaker and almost smashed it. The lead dancer is a very happy young man. He turned off the speaker and slowly coordinated with the noisy man, but the aunts didn't have that good temper. They hurried around him and asked him what he wanted to do. Gossip and gossip stars are drowning that guy.

? What I remember most about that night was an aunt with a child on her back. She said that although I don't dance, everyone should exercise. I live here, too. I have a little grandson studying and sleeping at home. But what time is it? Do you want your children to be different? If it's too noisy, then why did you buy a villa and live here? Besides, you are an uneducated young man. You haven't learned the disciple rules, have you? Do you know what the disciple rule says? Go back and learn the rules of the apprentice. Did you come out with a sense of existence? Did the disciples tell you to do this?

Listening to the aunt's mouthful, I wonder what's the secret of this disciple's rules, and what does it have to do with this square dance and this guy? When I get home, I'm going to dig out the Rules for Children and Disciples and study it from beginning to end. Unfortunately, I can't find it, but I think I still know what the apprentice's rules probably mean, and it really has nothing to do with that guy's behavior! Tell him he doesn't understand either! Better be direct. At best, he has poor psychological quality. Maybe something doesn't suit him, and his mood is affected. I really admire a big man arguing with a group of women every day, but those aunts are not easy to mess with. For that young man, the aunts dare to argue with you, but you may not dare to touch them. If they move you, you will suffer. If you move them, you will still suffer. That guy was yelled at by a group of aunts.