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1. Time tells me that the era of irrationality is over and it's time to pretend.

Don't keep retouching, we all know that you are ugly in reality.

Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor and useless, because at least your judgment is right.

4. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner!

Mistress Xiaosan is actually the greatest woman in the world. She bears a bad reputation, but she helps you recognize a man's true colors.

6. A man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

7. Why do good-looking girls have money to spend? The great god replied: because the beautiful girl's day is about retouching time, and time is money!

8. Men who always say that their wives are worthless are showing off: first, showing off their wives, second, showing off their money, and third, showing off their wives and money.

9. Xiao Wang bought a car with a loan. Later, because he couldn't repay the loan in time, the bank took his car away. Xiao Wang patted his thigh angrily and said, "I knew this would happen." I should have got married with a loan! " "

10. The farmer visited the orchard and found a little boy climbing the apple tree. "problem children, you wait and see, I'm going to tell your father!" The boy looked up and shouted, "Dad, someone wants to talk to you!" " "

1 1. On the Dragon Boat Festival, a company distributed zongzi to employees. When the foreign employees came to work the next day, they said to the company's administrative manager as soon as they met, "The Chinese dim sum sent by the company yesterday was delicious, but the lettuce outside was a little hard."

12. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

13. Why do you remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, but I don't expect it to do everything.

14. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine's Day? Sitting and eating without talking is super cute, especially when going to a fancy restaurant. I can also take pictures, and I am good at taking pictures.

15. Why don't I have a handsome and shocking deskmate, but my deskmate does?

16. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

17. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, heartless and cute.

18. In the past, the mail was very slow, and I only loved one person in my life. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

19. If you like someone, you have to confess. Don't worry too much. Although there is a great possibility of failure, what should I do if I become a spare tire!

20. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone caught fire. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

2 1. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

22. The parking lot in this community is so poorly designed that it is like a maze. It takes a long time to find out that you don't have a car every time you go out!

23. Some people say that life is daily necessities, others say that life is a mess, and I am special. I'm struggling to survive, and I haven't lived yet.

24. It took you fifty dollars to think carefully, and now it takes you half a day to spend five dollars.