Tell a few cold jokes of Xiaoming series!

1. Teacher: If you pursue a girl from China, what will you invite her to eat?

Xiao Li: Mala Tang.

Teacher: What about Korean girls?

Xiao Wang: Pickles.

Teacher: What about Japanese girls?

Xiaoming: Mosaic.

Teacher: Get out!

2. Teacher: Please tell us your wish.

Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators.

Teacher: Give me a reason.

Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave.

Teacher: Get out. ...

Xiaoming: I like you, teacher.

Teacher: I don't like children.

Xiaoming: I don't like children either. We cannot have children.

Teacher: Get out!

4. Teacher: Xiao Ming, do you have any ideal for study?

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: What ideal?

Xiaoming: Driving a BMW ... getting a minimum living allowance.

Teacher: Get out. ...

5. Teacher: Please make sentences with your heart.

Xiaoming: Falling in love with you today is free all day. Grab the machine!

Teacher: Get out …

6. Teacher: 108 The hero went to Liangshan, why did he rank second?

Xiaoming: Don't rank first. Do you want to go together? Liangshan can't stand it! !

Teacher: Get out! !

7. English teacher: Students, what do you think is the best English word to remember?

Xiaoming: wifi.

English teacher: Get out!

8. Teacher: Please use a poem to express the meaning of not working hard when you are young and regretting when you are old?

Xiaoming: If young women don't work hard, the second child will be sad.

Teacher: Yes. . . Get out. . .

9. It was a little hot in the classroom, so the teacher took off his coat during the lecture. Just as the teacher got off the bus halfway, Xiaoming in the back row suddenly shouted "Take off! Grandpa has plenty of money! "

The teacher was furious and shouted, get out.

10. The teacher asked: Why do mice fly? Xiaoming: Because it is a bat! Teacher: Wrong, because the mouse ate the elixir! Why do snakes fly? ! Xiaoming: Because the snake ate the elixir! Teacher: Wrong, because the snake ate the mouse! Why do eagles fly? ! Xiaoming: The eagle ate the snake! Teacher: Wrong, because eagles can fly, and your IQ is too stupid! Xiaoming: Come on, if you can't have a good class, don't think hard ... The class was applauded by Lei Ming Gang, and Xiaoming came out!