Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic-the complete works of classic emotions

If sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose a lie; If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.

I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I have chosen a distant place, I only care about bitterness and difficulty. I don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, all I can leave to the world is the back.

Regret is an emotion that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss and making a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

There will always be such a person, maybe he is excellent, he is very good-looking; Or maybe he has nothing and looks ugly, but we just love him; We will only pay for him and wait for him, because he doesn't even know himself. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years. Finally, I suddenly woke up and looked back: this person is nothing more than that, but our "stubbornness" loves him.

An umbrella lasted for a long time, but it didn't let go when the rain stopped. There is a bunch of flowers that have been smelling for a long time, but they are withered and refuse to throw away. A friend wants to make it permanent, even if her hair turns white.

The beginning and end of some stories are doomed, and no matter how many times the process can be changed by the moonlight box.

In fact, we can boil all the problems down to two kinds: one is that we are hungry and have no food; One is full.

What can be cultivated slowly is not love, but habit. What you can get with time is not emotion, but emotion. So love is a gift in an instant. There is something, and there is nothing. On the other hand, love and marriage are not the same thing. Not all love needs marriage, and not all marriages have love.

Meeting the person you love can be said to be lucky, and no matter how it ends, it can be said to be happiness. It's good to grow old together, but if we break up or feel sad for love, we will be very happy, because after all, we loved each other. ...

Look at a person's mind and look at his eyes; See a person's value, depends on his opponent; Look at a man's cards and his friends.

Men should thank the women in their twenties who are with them. Because 20 years old is the lowest point in a man's life, he has no money and no career; But 20 years old is the most brilliant season in a woman's life.

As long as the hoe jumps well, where can't you dig the corner?

It is better to give the fish a pair of wings than a pond.

It doesn't matter if you don't play well in the first half of your life, there will be more in the second half, as long as you work hard.

Love is empty, love is empty, I wander in the street; People are empty of money, and a single evil cause is troublesome; Things are different, business is empty, and it is crazy to think about it; Life is not easy with an empty bowl and pot. Anyway, all four are empty!

The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it was established, it was a needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it. . . .

What you haven't picked is just a flower in spring, and the whole spring is still yours.

Leaves leave, is the pursuit of the wind, or the tree did not retain.

You can love and hate, but you can't be careless.

The first time I laughed because I met you, the first time I cried because you weren't there, and the first time I cried because I couldn't have you.

Shake hands with handsome men, talk to profound men, communicate with successful men and live with ordinary men.

It takes courage to get married in this day and age. You can bear the financial pressure yourself, but you need children to bear the toxic milk powder, toxic toys, waste oil and abnormal education.

Everyone has three eight hours a day. The first two eight hours are spent sleeping and working. The difference between people is actually caused by the third eight hours.

Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible, but crazy people with normal mental health are terrible!

Don't waste new tears for old sadness!

For girls 1. Beauty, believing that you are beautiful, beauty is a woman's right all her life; 2. Reading, not for temperament, just to make you not lonely; 3. Working independently and getting food is dignity; 4. Love only follows intuition and has nothing to do with money and morality; 5. Sex, the body is smaller than love, but bigger than other vanity; 6. Marriage is a universal way of life; 7. Be confident and believe in yourself. 8. Optimism, unhappy sleep, let it go.

People in China are doomed to die, either from gutter oil, lime powder, stone milk powder, poisonous vaccines, dangerous houses, demolition, diaries, debauchery, or from BMW wheels ... It's not terrible to die. The terrible thing is that you don't know how you died!

Seven cards that men must keep: 1, forbearance-forbearance is the biggest, and ninjas are invincible; 2, Tibet-Tibetan front is clever, the winner always laughs last; 3, prevention-the strong is the person with the least "loopholes"; 4, steady-steady and steady, not taking detours is a shortcut; 5, change-change makes sense, and the general rule is long.

You should have experience in everything except your wife now.

There is no other half 100, only two people get 50 points.

Some words are suitable for rotting in my heart.

Some pain, suitable for silent forgetting.

To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

The more I want to know if I have forgotten, the clearer I remember. I heard that when you can't have something anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

Letting people die by mistake is the highest level of murder, and even the forensic doctor can't identify the cause of death. . . . . .

Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

Don't feel that life owes you, in fact, it's not time or you haven't worked hard enough.

Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the wind and rain.

If rational analysis can't support your decision, leave it to your heart.

The feeling of secretly loving someone is like a seed waiting to sprout in a bottle. You can never be sure whether the future is beautiful or not, but you are waiting sincerely and stubbornly.

Higher vocational education is inferior to high salary, high salary is inferior to longevity, and longevity is inferior to happiness.

These days, girls are trying to be small "waist" sperm. Who needs a little pregnant woman?

Humor means that when a person wants to cry, he still has the interest to laugh.

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1, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world doesn't belong to you.

Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive in the Jianghu for a long time.

3. Everyone is familiar with Go. The horse walks on the field, like walking in the sun, coming and going, commanding, sighing and making up.

Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.

If you can't be Edison Chen, you should learn from Nicholas Tse!

6. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

7. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. I think I can save it!

When I saw you smile, I was sad for several days. I am very happy to see you cry for several years!

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!

10, a blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar plays early and meets a soldier.

1 1, it is said that a woman without talent is virtue, and I think I should be respected.

12, honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

13, people are alive, that is, watching others die constantly, and then letting others watch themselves die.

14, I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

15, making money like a needle digging the ground, spending money like water seeping into the soil.

16, girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

17, as a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

18, it's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

19. Love is art, marriage is technology, and divorce is arithmetic.

20, you think you are redundant, in fact, you are really redundant!

2 1, dry wood meets fire, that's called Ming Sao, wet wood meets fire, that's called man show.

22. You are my Youlemei. I can throw you away after drinking.

23. Funny personality signature: Once upon a time, her eyes were as lifeless as Dong Cunrui's.

24. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

When I have money, I will send the person I hate the most to the most famous mental hospital.

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be another earthquake?

As long as you work hard with your own hands, you really belong to yourself.

28. Those secrets are not secrets, but they are tacit understanding.

29. A list of men's lies. The first sentence: I don't care about your appearance

Put you closest to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heart rhythm.

3 1, I especially sympathize with those who pretend to laugh when they want to cry.

32. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love often hides an impossible person in his heart.

33. I know there is a person in my heart who will always be there no matter how the years change.

Life is like a dance, and the person who teaches you the steps may not be able to accompany you to the end.

35. Not all pains need to be shouted, nor all regrets need to be filled.

When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

37. There is an impulse not to manage this relationship, because the mind is shaking and the brain is in control.

38. You can cry wronged, but don't let everyone see your vulnerability.

39. I began to doubt that there is anything in this world that will not expire.

40. I never doubt that you are a beauty, I just doubt my aesthetics.

4 1, girl, there are no shop assistants after this village.

42. If nothing happens, we won't contact again.

43, don't take a person's past, to doubt a person's essence.

44. Who says iphone is good? It doesn't even have a radio function!

45, grass! After taking the exam for 2 hours, I finally forgot to write my name.

46. Is there anyone who, like me, misses someone who has returned from afar?

47. The fish lives in the tears of water, but dies in the arms of the chopping board.

48, buddy psychological quality is very good, just like no psychological quality.

49. You walk in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

50, you see how lovely the castle peak is. When I see you, I expect that the castle peak will collapse!

5 1, the moon is sunny and round, and people are late and leave early. This matter is old and difficult.

52. Don't be self-righteous. You are not Jackson. There is no such silly girl who has a crush on you.

53. It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that I haven't menstruated for 34 days.

54. The man who can't find the lantern, I want to say, is your lantern too dark?

55. There are only two things I can't do in my life! 1. This can't be 2. That won't happen either.

56. When you are sad, find a dark room to hide and cry, because no one will care about you.

57. I will fly away and never let you hear from me.

58. People are born to wait for the moment of death. Why do you make yourself so tired?

59. There is a person who once made me crazy, but now he desperately wants to forget.

In this world, many people see me, but few people accompany me.

6 1, contradictory mentality, just like catching a rape, you will be sad if you can't catch it.

62. Some people say they broke up, but they still love each other. Some people, in fact, still love, just say to let go.

I haven't been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn't expect to be so open now.

64. Confucius said: Those who touch women. Those who are light lose their youth, and those who are heavy: lose their lives! !

65. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

66. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

I heard that money is the greatest pain of mankind, so let me bear the pain!

68. God can't take care of everyone, so he created life insurance!

69. I am not lonely at all, because my world is full of wonderful things only by myself.

70. We are endlessly preparing for life, but life has not yet begun.

7 1, life is like a dance, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not be able to accompany you to the end.

72. Don't be my enemy. I can tell you responsibly that I will kill you.

73. You won't feel lonely when you leave. I am as free and easy as ever, laughing as always.

74. Sad character signature: Am I too naive or too stupid? How can a fairy tale script come true?

75. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

76. The price of wisdom is contradiction, which is a joke of life on the outlook on life.

77. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

78. Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future.

79. I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

80, don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; Don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.

8 1. One day Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He kept crying and crying, and he got cute.

Love is the foreplay of marriage, and marriage is the climax of love

1, don't judge yourself and others, what you see and hear may be only one side.

2. Anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, provided it is worthwhile.

Yue Lao has only one word "Guo" for our love.

4. Qian Qian's bright future is not worth a warm present; Every real present is the future we once imagined.

5. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall beautifully.

6. Love is the foreplay of marriage, and marriage is the climax of love.

7. I dare not speak when I am wronged, because I am afraid that I can't help crying when I open my mouth.

8. Life is like a gamble, there are winners and losers, but some things need to be won, not by luck.

9. Man's instinct is to chase things that fly away from him and avoid things that chase him.

10 in fact, you are so promising that you will hurt the people who love you and the people you love.

1 1. pearls are the distress of shells all their lives, and you are my concern all my life.

12, I hope only hard work can add wings to tigers.

13, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent!

14, girl, dry your tears quickly. This liquid is too cheap.

15, we are just a pair of puppets, without explanation. .

No matter how hard it is, stick to it, because only giving up will fail.

17, throw your so-called love into the river, I don't want it.

18, when everyone believes that you are happy because they see the smile on your face; People who really love you can see your pain in your eyes.

19, it's hard to get up in the morning if you don't come back in your prime. It's time for people to encourage themselves when they reach middle age. Time goes by and waits for no one. -Tao Yuanming

20. Fairy tales are all lies, and Andersen is lying to himself.