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Talking about the boring and interesting personality of qq space

First of all, don't use titles for many people before addressing me. I can't afford it.

Second, I want to be a little rich woman with 10 thousand yuan.

Third, no matter how high the sky is, standing on tiptoe is closer to the sun.

Fourth, don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily.

When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

6. But all the delicious food is winking at me, and I can't help feeling lucky.

7. You don't need to know the name of the employee, because you don't deserve it.

Eight, don't tell me what tenderness, a glass of turbid wine and a cigarette, indifference is my inertia.

Nine, either dry this bowl of chicken soup, and then feel at ease; Either dry this bowl of poisoned wine and everything will be a dog from now on.

I haven't been to your city, but I have brushed your questions.

Eleven, I have no face, no body and no ability, but girl, I am domineering and strong. I have this style that you don't have.

Twelve, I am not without temper, but you don't deserve my anger!

Thirteen, I like you, it's none of your business. If you dare, you also like me.

Fourteen, if you take me as a spare tire, I'll let you have a flat tire.

Fifteen years old, I am a very beautiful girl.

You need not be curious. I have no story, and I don't want to know you.

Seventeen, all day long, the smell of inferior perfume is still floating around the man. Who gave you another look?

If you can't read my mind, you will say that my composition is beside the point.

Nineteen, you are charming far and near, beautiful up and down, and do not belong to me.

Twenty, you should pay less attention to my precious things and refuse to enjoy them.

Twenty-one, don't talk to me about tenderness, a glass of turbid wine and a cigarette, indifference is my inertia.

You are my favorite in this world.

23. If you can't be your wife, it will be your wife's nightmare.

A hedge between keeps friendship green.

Twenty-five, but all the delicious foods are flirting with me. I can't help but be glad.

I don't know what concession is. Anyway, you must put what I want there.

Twenty-seven, although I haven't traveled in a hurry, I have a fat figure!

I have my own style, and others don't need to take care of me.

Twenty-nine Last year, even monks traded in stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.

Thirty, young people don't worry, old people raise them, and from now on, it's no longer for rivers and lakes, but for beautiful women! If you come back, be a brother!

I wasn't born to please you. Appreciating boredom is none of my business.

I don't like reading people's minds for a long time. I prefer to see people and dogs at a glance.

33. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

Thirty-four, useless women will go to their boyfriends' numbers and delete women who threaten her.

Thirty-five, the crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still shrugged off me.

Thirty-six, I know that twisting melons is not sweet, but it quenches thirst.

Thirty-seven, don't be devastated by a little injury. After all, there are still many big waves waiting for you to ride the wind and waves in the future.

Don't wait until everyone says you're ugly to find out that you're really ugly.

There is a wolf in the far east. His name is Wu Dalang.

Talking about qq space personality when bored

1. A friend is someone who can still like you after seeing through you.

2. I like the love of Xia Xuanxue. I am looking forward to the love that exists in that cloth.

Panic can make people more and more powerful, so don't be afraid.

If one day I suddenly contact you with strange content, remember to save me.

People who used to think the space was clean or deleted were cool, but now people who think the space is piled up in mountains are really cool, useless links, outdated jokes, new love and old love. They don't care what happened in the past, live in reality and look to the future. To really let go is not to say nothing, but to tell others with a smile when memories come to mind one day.

6. The road we met that day hasn't changed. What has changed is having two familiar hearts.

7. Thank you for your memories and past. Let me have a unique feeling now.

8.- The blue sky is beginning to become gloomy. How can tears be clear?

9. [I gave up practicing for thousands of years for you, but I laughed at your red makeup]

10. You should be good people! I am all the bad guys! You guys are good at this.

1 1. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall.

12. Women should never talk about uncertain love, because only you are hurt.

13. I should admit that I am willful and unwilling to perfunctory me.

14. I know there are many opponents around you, but I am still by your side.

15. We will never be lonely, because the shadow will never leave us.

16. Is it that no matter how much I love you and spoil you, I still can't get your approval?

17. Every daughter is her father's last lover. . .

18. The first reaction of the noodle team to see Shixun coquetry now is to run!

19. If there is a flower.

20. When nothing happens, who cares? ..

2 1. You are obviously old, but you live like an elderly aunt.

Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

23. I can be endlessly kind to anyone as long as it is worth it.

24. You don't understand. When I saw that you were not online on the Internet, I was very disappointed.

25. go away If you don't reply within a few minutes, don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

26. I have been trying to adapt to the world, whether it is temperature or people's heart.

27. If you spend too much time with me, you may find that I am incomplete. If you are not afraid, we will become friends.

28. It doesn't matter, you walk alone, with a sharp wind and cold eyes. You see, why are you afraid of loneliness when you act with the wind?

29. If it's good, don't take it seriously. If it's not good, don't take it seriously. If you hate it, please explode.

30. If someone calls me when he is drunk, even if he says a lot of unimportant things, even if he wakes up my good dream, I will still listen to him quietly, because I know that I am a very important existence to him.

3 1. You think I'm difficult to get along with, maybe it's just because I hate you.

32. Falling in love is like driving a car. When the car breaks down halfway, the novice will find someone to cry, and the old driver will put on the spare tire and go on the road.

33. The world is neither so good nor so bad as you think. Come here, come to me, the moon won't hug you, time will destroy you, but I love you.

We have missed the age of listening to love.

I hope to have a gentle lover, so that I can indulge in gentleness until the end of my life. ℡

Sometimes strangers who have never met warm us up.

37. The saddest thing is not that you refuse me, but that I am ready to be full of emotion and enthusiasm and you just skip it.

38. You took me to another heaven and brought me dreams.

Every day, you spend% of your time despising yourself and% of your time forgiving yourself.

40. Try not to quarrel if you can start work, and try not to leave anyone alive if you can die.

4 1. Generally, a soft-hearted person is not a person when he is rude.

42. Why are you crying again? He treated you badly again. He's really not a man. He is so useless, tasteless and accomplished nothing. Why are you so dead set?

43. I have a holiday and want to go to school; School begins, I want to have a holiday; Is there wood?

Talking about the interesting personality trend in QQ space

First, flowers bloom and fall, thank you again. Only the lotus leaf is still holding up, remembering the face of the flower affectionately.

Second, I wish I could go back to our days under the stars.

There is nothing valuable at home except me.

I know I'm not the best, but remember, if you lose it, you'll never have it again.

5. You don't love me, but you love me in your imagination, so I really can't accompany you; What you hate is not me, but what you project on me, so I really can't help you.

Six, flashy life, forget a season. Empty memories disturb the lingering. The smile is gone, and Qian Qian is absolutely lonely. String, thinking about China. Those years were like a dream. Like running water, it's gone forever. Don't leave crying, don't complain about the last sadness.

I don't want to teach you how to cherish me by leaving.

Marriage certificate can only prove that it is illegal for two people to lie in bed, but it can't prove that two people are inappropriate.

Nine, lonely men and few women, then there are men and women, and soon there will be a group of children.

Youth is a beautiful sadness. I didn't cry, but my tears came down.

What I fear most about getting along with friends is that you don't believe what you see, but believe what others say about me.

Twelve, how much to start, send affection. How many endings end in ceremonies.

A friend is not the first person, nor the person who has known him for the longest time, but the person who has never left since he came.

14. People who really love you are dead, tired and persistent day after day, and in endless tug-of-war with you.

15. What is lost and found will never return to its original state.

I don't have a life that makes you sad, but I have a disease that makes you sad.

I'm sorry. What's wrong with you? This is the most chilling conversation.

Eighteen, in the trajectory of others, it is extremely sad to see that you were so serious and pious. I want to cry at the thought of coming all the way to Qian Shan.

Nineteen, one day, when we open the old diary again, it is full of your smell.

Twenty, how dare I not believe that you have the face to lie to me?

Twenty-one, sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.

Twenty-two, I always dare not say that I am homesick when I call my mother!

Twenty-three, the two luckiest things in my life, one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you, and the other is that I met you one day a long time ago.

24. Life is not a one-way street. If a road is blocked, you can turn.

Twenty-five, dear. It is unreasonable love and tolerance without preconditions.

26. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile, no matter how bitter you are, don't forget to persist, and no matter how tired you are, don't forget to cherish yourself.

The habit I want to get rid of most is to miss you every day.

The saddest thing in the world is that two people fall in love but miss each other because of silence.

Twenty-nine, when I paid the phone bill, I realized that my words were so valuable.

The most popular modal phrase: Happiness is that a fool meets a fool and attracts countless people? Envy, jealousy, hate.

What I envy is not the young couple, but the husband and wife who help the old and bring the young.

Boring and funny qq space personality talk daquan

1. Secretly tell you a secret, the class teacher is having her period again.

Time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

I hope I can't let you go. You can't leave it behind someone you can't forget.

5. My dream: the secretary has nothing to do with something. The reality is that a secretary can't be a secretary if he has something to do.

6. When I have a holiday, I will sleep from night to morning.

Nothing is more powerless than the contempt of the weak for the strong. -

8. Young and frivolous people have also been sexually harmed.

9. Man, how time flies! You see, we have known each other for a whole year, which is 365 days short!

10. Ask what the world is like, only ask people to take off their clothes and pants.

1 1. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

12. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

13. These days, no one believes that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone!

14. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. I will definitely film my dad on the beach.

15. Whether it's a man or a dog, just walk around.

16. Back to bed rate, good word.

17. The sun is like a fireball of the boss. The light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepping down.

18. The three cruelest words in the world are not not not loving you, nor breaking up, but getting up quickly.

19. The wife said: Don't add one, two, one to all actions just because you were a soldier.

20. Women's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make women cry, which means you are even more useless.

2 1. Teacher, will you please keep your voice down and let me have a good sleep?

If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.

23. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be bullied.

24. If a person wants to be rich, he is destined to be owned by everyone.

25. No wonder your stomach can't get smaller.

26. When robbing a bank, the robber said a wise saying: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

27. Blame me me for being too young to see if I am a human or a dog.

28. They all pretend. I have to pretend to be experienced.

29. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

30. As a beautiful woman, men are most afraid of getting angry.

3 1. I don't want to fight or rob. I'm just used to letting nature take its course. I firmly believe that I won't leave, not that I can't force it.

Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why do you always come to me?

33. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

34. The black monkey who doesn't know the night during the day doesn't know the fat of the pig.

35. I skipped classes too much. I want to go to class one day. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

36. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

37. Think of a thousand roads at night and take one road in the morning.

38. Many people can't lose weight because they don't really want to lose weight.

39. Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? All I peed in was a royal salute.

40. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.

4 1. Smiling at you is purely polite.

42. The traffic in Beijing almost starved to death!