Is there a hilarious conversation?

The three ghosts came to God and said with one voice, "I died unjustly and should go to heaven!" " "God:" I only let the most unjust people go to heaven. Tell me how you died first. "

A: "I am a cleaner. One day, I was sweeping the floor on the top of an old building without an anti-theft net and accidentally fell down. I grabbed a sewer pipe, but the sewer pipe was knocked down by some bastard. Because the building is short, I didn't fall to death. As a result, a refrigerator fell on it and crushed me. "

B: "I steal from other people's homes. When someone comes home, I hide in the refrigerator." As a result, it seems that the refrigerator fell from the window without a security net. I didn't die because of the protection of the refrigerator. As soon as I came out, someone fell from it and killed me. "

C: "When I came home, I saw someone stealing from my window, so I rushed into the house, but I didn't find anyone, so I tried my best to find them. I was about to open the refrigerator when it moved and fell out of the window. I felt very strange, so I looked out of the window. As a result, I accidentally fell from the window and hit my head on someone else's head and died. "

God: "You all died unjustly. Go to heaven."

two

One day in Chinese class, the teacher said, "Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. I said, you say the antonym out loud. Start now. "

Teacher: "The weather is fine today."

Student: "The weather is terrible today."

Teacher: "There is sunshine everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "The road is crowded with people."

Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is an old man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I stole a teacher and lost a dollar."

Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " "

Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " "

Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " "

Teacher: "I was wrong."

Student: "We are right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " "

Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "

Teacher: "You are so stupid."

Student: "We are very smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Go on!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! "

Student: "Go on now! Say it! "

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "

Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "

Teacher: "all students have to listen to the teacher!" " "

Student: "The teacher should listen to the students!" " "

Teacher: "now you stop practicing!" " "

Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "

Teacher: "Are you endless?"

Student: "We finish what we started!" "

Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! "

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! "

..... Then the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily with a book in his arms.

three

A prostate doctor met an airplane pilot and had to make gestures because of different languages.

The doctor made a gesture of "1".

The driver made a gesture of "5".

The doctor made a "small" gesture.

The driver made a big gesture.

The doctor made a gesture of "putting down".

The driver made a gesture of "going up".

The doctor came home and said, "There's something wrong with that man! I said that men's prostate is small and drooping. He said that men have five big upward prostates! ! ! "

The driver came home and said, "There is something wrong with that man! I said there are five planes in our airport. The airport is very big, and the plane flies upwards. He said there was only one plane at their airport. The airport is small, the plane flies down! ! ! "