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Those real and short birthday speeches are suitable for low-key friends' birthday speeches.

# Birthday card for myself # I only caught a glimpse of you, but I caught a glimpse of a dull and far-reaching attitude towards life. Relax, relax, I will never be dominated by everything. I am alone in the turbid waves, and I only want to die holding the bright moon. There is a withered tobacco and a white mustard on the river. Happy birthday to me.

1. Tomorrow is my birthday. What I want to hear most is your blessing.

2, I don't want others to see my pain, just want them to see my happiness and let them envy and pursue it. But in the end, I understood: I am not as good as others, I am not as good as others. Simplicity is happiness. Happy birthday to yourself.

You said you would love me with your life, and then I realized that you are a cat with nine lives.

4. I wish you another year of wrinkles, one step closer to wrinkles! May the sunshine bring you light and happiness every day. -

5. Four great pleasures in life: youthful vigor, successful entrepreneurship, family harmony and neighborhood harmony. There are four tragedies in life: suffering from loss, repeating the same mistakes and achieving nothing. Happy birthday to me.

Dear yourself, no matter how terrible the reality is, you must stubbornly believe that this is only a short darkness before dawn.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death. Happy birthday to me.

It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday!

9. Decadence is a deep red burn mark. Yellow fingers and a silent heart are compared to love in a winter. Happy birthday to me.

10, the meaning of a birthday is to spend time with someone you care about.

1 1. A wild animal was injured. It can hide in a cave by itself, and then lick the wound by itself, but once asked, it can't stand it. Happy birthday to me.

12, to leave a footprint of life, one step at a time; If you want to take fewer detours in life, you must think twice before you leap. Happy birthday to me.

13, if we are all children, we can stay in the same place in time, sit together and slowly lower our heads while listening to the story of never getting old. Happy birthday to me.

14, life can't be a dance academy, otherwise you will accomplish nothing; Life can't be without games, otherwise it will be boring. Happy birthday to me.

15, prepared a gift for one month. Confessed on my birthday. As expected, it was politely rejected. Just a little unwilling.

16, I always feel that you are enough in this world. Happy birthday to myself.

17, when you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can occupy a good tomb after your death, which can make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death. Happy birthday to me.

18. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu. Happy birthday to me.

19, may the wonderful fragrance surround me all the time, make my life full of happiness and joy, and bathe in endless happy years forever! Happy birthday to me!

20. Walking on a familiar road, I felt your appearance. In retrospect, I realized that it was only once. Happy birthday to me.

2 1, what is happiness? I often ask myself this question. When I was a child, I played games with my friends. The yard was full of happy laughter, and everyone's face was smiling. It turns out that happiness means being immersed in the game. Happy birthday to me.

22. I will spend my first and last birthday with you. After that day. I will leave you consciously. I won't pester you anymore.

23. If I don't work hard, today will still be my birthday next year.

24. To the world, you are one person; But for someone, you are the world. Happy birthday to me.

25, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years. Happy birthday to me.

26. Time is a trip that never comes back. Good and bad are landscapes. Happy birthday.

27. The meaning of a birthday is that someone you care about will spend it with you.

28. If I get a flower every time I think of you, I will wander among the flowers forever. Happy birthday to me.

29. Today is your birthday. A friend ordered a stool cake for you.

30. I wish myself a happy birthday in the solar calendar, and don't feel sorry for people who don't care.

3 1, a woman complained to her bosom friend: My husband's birthday is coming, and I really don't know what to buy him. He has everything I need!

32. What is happiness? I often ask myself this question. When I was a child, I played games with my friends. The yard was full of happy laughter, and everyone's face was smiling. It turns out that happiness means being immersed in the game. Happy birthday to me.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. From today on, live proudly for yourself and love yourself. No one will feel sorry for you.

Today is my birthday. I don't expect how good I will be, but I hope you are all well.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Never make a promise to others easily. Commitment is debt!

36, illusory, once met, you will never forget it. What's wrong with leaving a smile when you don't know your host? Happy birthday to me.

Regret is an emotion that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss and making a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it. Happy birthday to me.

38. A good athlete is healthy, a good thinker is wise, a good helper is happy, a good reader is knowledgeable, a good tourist is happy, and a good pursuer is successful. Happy birthday to me.

I collected all the beauty of nature for you and put it on your birthday candlestick. Hide everything you can say in the bud and make it a secret that can be released. Sunshine puts on a mature coat for you, and moonlight adds to your sensibility. On the occasion of your birthday, may the blessings of your friends converge into the source of your happiness! May blessings linger in your dream of always approaching spring. I wish you all the wishes and happiness! Happy birthday!

40, the growth meets unexpectedly, and the birthday comes as scheduled. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age. Happy birthday, I said to myself.

4 1, the dream in the wind, can't stay. The wind in the dream does not need to be retained. I would like to go with the wind and keep that dream. Happy birthday to me.

42. I want you and me for the rest of my life and wish myself a happy birthday.

43. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness. Happy birthday to me.

Dear yourself, today is your birthday. Happy birthday. Never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism, depression. These are all things that fools do.

45. If there is no one to accompany me on my birthday tomorrow, I will spend it alone. I don't care. I said, celebrate your birthday.

46. Sunlight will clothe you with maturity, and moonlight will add to your charm. On the occasion of your birthday, may the blessings of your friends converge into the source of your happiness. I wish you a happy life.

47. This is the day of tulips, and it is also my day. May this day be auspicious and fragrant year after year!

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him. Happy birthday to me.

49. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart. Happy birthday to me.

50. Roots are underground branches and branches are roots in the sky. Happy birthday to me.