Friends circle satirizes other people's classic sentences

Classic sentences that satirize others in the circle of friends (I) 1. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.

3. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

4. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.

The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

6. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

7. I see you are a professional weaver, specializing in catching penguins.

8. Mothers born without fathers are born to spoil our outlook on life and world!

9. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then stick to a safe distance.

10. I can't play the piano, play chess, draw pictures or write calligraphy, so washing and cooking are very tiring.

1 1. It's a manhole plug and a manhole socket!

12. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!

13. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

14. All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

15. I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language.

Classic sentences that satirize others in the circle of friends (part two) 16. As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

17. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

18. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.

19. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

20. There are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life today!

2 1. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

22. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

23. It is not necessarily an angel who has wings, but a birdman.

24. You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they are not as good as the original ones. Besides, your accessories are just inferior.

25. A person's death is a tragedy.

26. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?

27. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;

28. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.

29. Is there another person in the world who will admit that he is afraid of himself? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "not daring".

30. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

Friends circle satirizes other people's particularly embarrassing sentences (generally 30 sentences)

Friends circle satirizes other people's particularly embarrassing sentences (the first one) 1. The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

2. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

3. Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

I don't want to break your heart, I know you are a mule, you bastard.

6. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should pay tribute to you!

7. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be bullied.

8. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

9. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and when I turned around, I counted myself a hooligan!

10. You said you were just fooling around all day, or just fooling around.

1 1. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

12. You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

13. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig waist face!

14. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother and aliens have been dependent on you for too long.

15. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

Friends circle satirizes other people's particularly embarrassing sentences (below) 16. Let your mother push you back and start a new life. Your forehead is squeezed into shit by the door. Your mother caught you when you were born.

17. Camels give birth to donkeys, a strange species. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.

18. Why do you cover your face with your ass?

19. No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!

20. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

2 1. I've never seen you like this. I said no, and that's how you confessed.

22. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.

24. You evil knife-wielder, forty miles of land is unpaid, you wolf.

25. After all, this is not a loved society, so you'd better restrain yourself.

26. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.

27. It is not necessarily an angel who has wings, but a birdman.

28. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

29. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.

30. Third party, you dropped your skirt.

The circle of friends is more classic and ironic.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

2. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.

You shameless woman, you have to pay back when you come out to hang out. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

4. Besides teeth, there is love.

It is shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman.

I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

7. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

8. Children treat toys as partners, while adults treat partners as toys.

9. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.

10. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

1 1. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!

12. What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

13. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.

14. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half mark on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

15. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

The circle of friends is more classic and ironic. The second sentence is 16. After the housing reform, the house can't afford to live. After the medical reform, I have no money to go to school.

17. In fact, you are responsible for everyone if you stay away from the crowd!

18. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

19. It is shameful to look coldly at the adulterer's bash elbows. Loose soil is a cow in a skirt.

20. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but Han Hong didn't die.

2 1. I'm really surprised at your shameless.

22. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!

23. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!

Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

25. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.

26. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others. People still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.

27. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

28. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

29. Your appearance is refreshing.

30. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.

Satire Sentence _ A Classic Sentence Satire Others

1 Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell scum.

I really want to put you in a cage and wander the streets, tasting delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

5 first-class people, capable, no temper; Second-class, capable and tempered; The last person is incompetent and has a big temper.

Trees have skins, people have faces, and trees without skins will surely die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

If god wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

Why cover your face with your ass?

You owe you a slap on the left and a kick on the right. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

10 people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

1 1 When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

12 Some people are like this. They think the whole world is a cesspit because they are maggots.

13 stealing one person's ideas is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

14 shame on the adulterer.

15 If you are a flower, cows will not dare to shit in the future!

16 How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

17 Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

18 women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

19 beggars are people who tax your conscience.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

2 1 shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

The more money you spend, the closer you get to the bed.

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest.

I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?

This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: this can be done, and I said: this really can't.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

3 1 Seeing you, I feel like I'm at the scene of a car accident.

You are a real rocking tree. What are you talking about?

If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you.

Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.

We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people; But people are as easy to satisfy as pigs, which we often see.

I don't remember my worries. I usually report my worries on the spot.

37 playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically ...

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. . . My weakness is: it is very low-key. . . -

Your teeth are really white (you are so black).

4 1 Grenade will explode when it sees you.

42 women please themselves, men pity to please themselves!

Get a haircut and change your hairstyle. This is the best way to look at your face.

It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast for a while.

46 when you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?

You are really a eunuch who doesn't understand the fatigue of the emperor.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

5 1 I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

I finally understand in tears that some people can't lose weight once they get fat.

The death of 530 million people is just a statistic.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

The difference between 55 people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

Frankly speaking, you can support a brothel.

Without the wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Stupid people wouldn't exist without you.

You think you are the sun, and everyone else has to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

How long will you gain weight? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can't wear them. You go to the clothing store, and they say there is no size like yours, only size S.

6 1 tucao is used to count money, not to make sense ~

I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again.

Get out of here. Keep getting out of here.

Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is very beautiful, and the other is you.

You are as light as the wind, as gentle as the water, as hazy as the moon, as romantic as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!

67 salted fish turns over, or salted fish.

You are illegal!

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants whose ancestors are ashamed.

70 is sci-fi and abstract!

7 1 Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love ratio is deeper, your love ratio is longer, your personality ratio is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

I won't go to hell. Whoever loves me will go to hell.

73 villains are shameless, and they value profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

Everyone is made in China. Don't be a bitch.

Don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.

Brother 76, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

When I get rich, I'll take you to the best nerve hospital.

Can you not lose face? I lost it. What will I lose in the future? Save some for later use.

Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

The best thing about being 80 is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

8 1 The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on the closest people. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.

You are worse than a bear when you stand, and worse than a caterpillar when you lie down. Don't play the hero in front of me.

You are so fucking postmodern.

During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

The oversized and shameless horn is a disgrace to Eskimos.

Who didn't take off their pants to show you?

It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

89 people must fall in love at first sight at least once in their lives, so it seems that I have made many people live well. . .

A person works in a bank, and the whole family is very busy. A person doing insurance, the whole family is shameless. Playing the stock market alone, the whole family jumps together. Playing computer alone makes the whole family brainless.

9 1 Are you human?

People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

Some people say that if you have a baby, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

98 was born a cucumber, which is not enough! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

99 is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

100 You got the exam 180, and your brother got 249.

10 1 was born wrong and can't afford to die.

102 Your voice, just like Shakespeare and Zorro, is Sandy and Zuo.

103 You look very fauvism! !

104 Your parents should spend those ten minutes walking!

105 has been your friend for so long. You always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.

106 MMD, I have never seen anything with such archaeological value!

107 I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

108 You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like an elephant.