Classic talk about resources: your so-called joke is to tease me, and blame me for not laughing.

1, don't say I'm pretending to be b, just say you think too low of yourself.

Last night, I dreamed that my lover was holding another girl.

3, girls should not feel that their legs are thick, do not feel that they are not beautiful, there is always a man who will not think so because he loves you.

It is not terrible to miss someone when you are quiet, but it is terrible to miss someone when you are busy.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

6. People often refuse to do things instead of not having the strength to do them.

7. If you are fearless, you can do anything!

8. Humor is a kind mockery of intention by wisdom, while comity is the absurdity of intention itself.

9. Ten years later, I decided to put down my schoolbag, take off my school uniform and watch your concert with tears and smiles.

10, your so-called joke is playing with me, blaming me for not laughing.

1 1. When others stare at us intently, we will feel embarrassed and uneasy, because we are afraid that our inner self will be seen through.

12, we can be disappointed, but not blindly.

13, don't let careless words hurt you.

14, although I am weak, I can pick up the globe when my little universe breaks out.

15, don't take all the care for granted, or the person who loves you the most will leave.

Joking graduation message

1. Are you happy today? Be happy with perfection and satisfied with imperfection.

2. Let's call it a day. Thank you for giving me reasons to keep laughing. Looking forward to seeing me put on airs in ten years.

3. Frost and rain, looking back, no longer looking out, no longer far away, there is your figure in my memory, no matter where I am, my heart will always be with you.

From this moment on, a sky and a road, everyone is looking forward to meeting you again.

Thanks to my parents' support, I have the opportunity to study here; Thanks to the training of the school, we have today; Thank you for giving me such colorful memories.

6. Say goodbye to this student era full of laughter. I want to use more words to describe it, but maybe it will be more beautiful in my heart.

7. Remember those poor people who failed forever? Freshman literary youth, freshman English corner, remember the years when we came back to push the cart?

8. Inventors hurt others in the form of greetings, and the injured person is willing to give him a face to hurt him. However, it depends on the object.

9. With a little acetic acid and a little sweetness, some greetings sometimes make people laugh and cry.

10. I have been proud of you for four years; Four years later, I will be proud of you! Look up at the stars, explore dreams, and do everything in a down-to-earth manner.

1 1. I usually only play jokes on my good friends. Xiao Li, who graduated from higher vocational colleges, relished that writing like this in someone else's guest book is actually overjoyed. Generally, the consequence of writing like this is that you can't get any good comments in your guest book. But when you open the guest book every three or five years, you will think: How did I make such a group of bad friends?

12. It's hard to be together in the future! ! ~ Come on, let's sing a song-Nanwu Anituo Buddha as a souvenir.

13. Get married and have beautiful children as soon as possible! Remember not to apply too much powder. Is their representative.

14. With you, the road is always there! Every section of the road has beautiful scenery, remember: there is no end to struggle, but there is always touch.

A joking sentence

1. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

2, there is a kind of love called no chance, not no love but no fate, and there is also a kind of love called perfection! To help others, to help yourself.

What you lost never really belongs to you, so you don't have to regret it.

There is no humble love in this world. It seems humble just because I love you so much. In the end, there is no perfection, no resentment, no blessing, only a bleak look that floats with the wind.

* * is a process of surviving from death. Have you all seen it? This is not a joke, it will really kill people!

6. Don't make sarcastic jokes. Even if you think it's just a joke, you're not the other side, and you won't know how sour your words are.

7. In the past fifteen years, I have confessed to you half jokingly and half seriously, fearing that if I confess to you seriously but you refuse, it will be difficult to face you again.

8. A joke is called a joke only when the person who is being joked also feels funny. If the person being teased doesn't find it funny, it's intimidation.

9. Some long-awaited lives are always spent in your self-righteous dreams and then give you a very disappointing blow.

10, if I joke that I like someone, then in the end, it may become true. Therefore, love is not allowed to joke.

1 1. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

12, not all jokes can be made, not everyone can joke with me, and not everyone can stand it, so don't joke about things we care about, and the consequences are unpredictable.

13, I remember. I was joking about what I said about hating you, but this joke went too far and you left.

14, just kidding! Do I look like a joke? Joke, in fact, I am teasing you. Multiple turning points

15, smoking is harmful to the lungs, and drinking is anesthetized. Why is the moment of memory always you?

16. My old classmates asked me if I was married? I joked that such a lofty ideal, how so easy to achieve?

17, crossroads, we go our separate ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

18, what is a male god? That is, joke with him when you are serious, and be serious with him when you are joking!

19. If one day Feng and Brother Sharp meet on a dating show and come together calmly, what's your reaction?

20. Auntie, if a party thinks it's funny, it's a joke, but if it doesn't, it's a joke. This is a threat, a threat!

2 1. My life, fragments, firmness, pride, and things that I have never forgotten and dare not forget, came much faster than your turn, covering your eyes with cinnabar and covering an ancient city. What time are you coming back?

22. I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I miss you all the time. Have you received it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. Perhaps, fallen leaves are my reincarnation!

23. You know, from then on, I didn't dare to joke with you. I was afraid that you would be unhappy. I was afraid that my little joke would inadvertently make you unhappy. Finally, I broke my heart.

24. I can play jokes all over the world, but love can't. But my love is just a joke.

25. Life is like summer flowers. Who will agree with my sadness? The future you are talking about is a landscape that I can't touch. Whose vision has been broadened by my departure?

26. In your past life, the people you hurt have long forgotten, but the people you hurt will never forget you. He will never remember your merits, only your injuries.

27. Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still so bright at the foot of my bed; Married a white rose, the white is the rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

28. Who listened to the cicada singing all summer, and who played up the fall? Who will give me a warm spring mood the next morning?

29, a person thought unforgettable memories, others have long forgotten.

30. It's not that I don't work hard. It's that negative emotions give me too much depression. I am really helpless. It seems that everything I told you thought I was joking. What I said to you was really no joke.

3 1. Without love, you say loneliness, while with love, you say loneliness.

32. I once had a broken dream. I picked it up, tried to piece it together, then it was broken, picked it up again, and put it together again until one day I couldn't piece it together again.

33. It is naturally a good tactic to deal with the enemy with jokes, but the place you touch must be the fatal wound of your opponent, otherwise, the joke is just a simple joke.

34. The more familiar friends are, the easier it is to make fun of each other unscrupulously. Because of this, many times, our unintentional jokes hurt our friends' self-esteem.

35. Love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.

36. A man has a one-dollar coin on one side and a * * on the other; Women are ancient copper coins with holes in the front and holes in the back.

37. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

38. Although it's just a joke, I don't want all this to come true. Fate sometimes just likes to joke.

39. Heart, wait for the faint beauty. Snow freezes the beating of the heart, and love dies because of the freezing of the heart.

40, crooning, shallow singing, that unknown injury, whose voice echoed in the bustling past.

4 1, give yourself an excuse, give love a reason to give up, but why say you are not satisfied with yourself? The reason reminds me of you.

If you love someone else, please don't tell me. I'm not as brave as you think.

43. Ma Yong, you played. How can you make fun of your daughter-in-law Ex-wife is also a wife. Can you say she is a sister-in-law?

44. I can only express my love for you in a joke every time, so the seemingly frivolous words repeated in every joke are actually words in my heart, and there is a serious meaning behind every joke.

45. There is a fate called love, a feeling called once owned, an ending called destiny takes a hand, and a heartache called endless.

46. When I am joking with others, I will never add that I am joking. Because people who know I'm joking won't care, but will continue this beautiful joke with me; On the contrary, I must have a shallow friendship with him, otherwise he is not the one who understands me.

47. Some things are always beautiful when you think of them, so you take it for granted and ruin a reality that could have been very happy.

48. I like you every day, but you always say stop joking. Actually, it's never fake, but even if you still say I'm joking, I'll continue to say it, because one day, you will believe that I really like you.

49. Life is alive. What's the point if you don't let others make fun of you and then make fun of others?

Don't joke with me too much when I don't want to joke. You can call me stingy, but I can also say that you don't consider others!

5 1, I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

52. Just kidding, don't make fun of me. When the joke was over, I turned my back on people.

53. My Humor You don't understand your jokes, and neither do I. This is probably the farthest distance between hearts. What's more sad is that I have to pretend to be cheerful and explain to you. Hey, I was just kidding. Don't be angry.

54. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

55. Meeting is wrong, knowing is wrong, being together is wrong, being seduced by you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, and falling in love with you is wrong.

56. Cherish the person who often jokes with you, which means that you must have a certain weight in this person's heart.

57. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

58. When I was a child, I always regarded countless jokes as dreams, thinking that jokes would not cost anything. Only now do we realize that we have lost one person after another who trusted us from these jokes.

59. You said you didn't like my jokes, but did you take my jokes seriously? Do you know how true my joke is?

60, guarding so many people, you joked with me about kissing me, and I refused. It's not that I don't want to, but that I'm afraid you won't kiss me after I promise. In my mind, what you said is really just a joke.

6 1, want to give up Don't be ridiculous, you must be responsible for all this. Stick to it, even if it is impossible to win!

62. I don't know how many people say that they are tired and don't love, but they are worried that they will be knocked out.

Don't joke with me, I'm not good at this.

1, love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.

2. Life is like summer flowers. Who will agree with my sadness? The future you are talking about is a landscape that I can't touch. Whose vision has been broadened by my departure?

3. Loneliness is said without love, and loneliness is said with love.

4. Once the dream is broken, I will pick it up and try to piece it together, then it will break, and then I will pick it up and piece it together again until one day I can't piece it together again.

There is a fate called love, a feeling called once owned, an ending called destiny takes a hand, and a heartache called endless.

6. At the crossroads, we parted ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

7, crooning, shallow singing, that unknown injury, whose voice echoed in the bustling past.

8. Smoking hurts the lungs and alcohol anesthesia. Why do you always remember this moment?

9, depravity is actually innocent, but it is too decadent.

10, there is always a heart in the world looking forward to calling another heart.

1 1. There is no humble love in this world. It seems humble just because I love you so much. In the last silence, there was no satisfaction, no resentment, no blessing, only a bleak look floating in the wind.

12, we feel unhappy because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

13. There is no legend that the grass grows and the orioles fly in this city. It always lives in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

14, love yourself, but don't feel sorry for yourself.

15, some things are always beautiful when you think of them, so you take it for granted and ruin a reality that could have been very happy.

16, you live in my heart, tell me what is missing.

17, my ears are full of loneliness, I can't hear happiness.

18, there is a kind of love called no chance, not no love but no fate, and there is also a kind of love called fulfillment! To help others, to help yourself.

19. The city after the rain is lonely and embarrassing. Who is the roadside seat waiting for?

20. Feelings will never be parallel, but a kind of scattering and expectation.

2 1. In your past life, you have forgotten who you hurt, but the person you hurt will never forget you. He will never remember your merits, only your injuries.

22. Open your chat window, but don't know what to say.

23, very simple, want to be with you.

24. Some people meet like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry.

25. When I want to say something most, it is often the time when I am most silent.

26. Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "the bright line at the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, the white is the rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

27. Who listened to the cicada singing all summer, and who played up the fall? Who will give me a warm spring mood the next morning?

28, give yourself an excuse, give love a reason to give up, but why do you say you are not satisfied with yourself, the reason reminds me of you.

29, my life, fragmented, those firm, those proud, and those things that I have never forgotten and dare not forget, they come much faster than your turn, and cast a layer of cinnabar in your eyes, an ancient city. What time are you coming back?

30. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

3 1, I like you, I have been waiting for you there, I bless you every day, I miss you all the time, have you received it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. Perhaps, fallen leaves are my reincarnation!

When you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running.

33. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.

34. I thought I had forgotten. A phone call awakened all my memories.

35. If he loves you, no one can stop him from approaching. If he forgets ...

36. Meeting is wrong, knowing is wrong, being together is wrong, being seduced by you is wrong, falling in love with you is wrong, and falling in love with you is wrong.

Love is right. The mistake is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love.

38. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

Don't joke with me, I'm not good at …

40, the heart, waiting for the faint beauty, snow freezes the beating of the heart, and love dies because of the freezing of the heart.

4 1, the memories that one person thinks are unforgettable have long been forgotten by others.

42, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

If you love someone else, please don't tell me. I'm not as brave as you think.

44. There are no constant promises, only endless lies.

45. Some long-awaited lives are always spent in your self-righteous dreams and then give you a very disappointing blow.

46. I was lovelorn once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.