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Tell me about your simple and soft healing mood.

First, if you ignore me online, I will send you to euthanasia.

Second, before I realized it, fish had to fly and birds had to dive. After enlightenment, there are clouds in the sky and water in the bottle.

Third, if you are glib, be careful that I treat you with detergent.

Fourth, the sunshine is warm and being distressed is also a kind of happiness.

I will come alone with this lovely thing, so I won't bother you.

6. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

Seven, it is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda!

Eight, forget the past, grasp the present, live a wonderful life, live a confident life!

Nine, pretending to be weak and cute can't get a trace of pity. So there is no need to install.

Life is terrible, but fortunately I am cute.

Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

12. I'm emphasizing that you should keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

Thirteen, don't be hot and cold to me, after all, my resistance is not good and I easily catch a cold.

Fourteen, all beings are bitter, and you are sweet for sweetness.

Fifteen, evening. It's beautiful. That corner belongs to me.

Soft and lovely love story

1. Boil the stars into syrup, dip them in the goodnight you said, and then take a big bite.

2. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

Don't play with other girls when you come back.

I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight.

It is sunny today, but I miss you a little.

Go to bed early tonight, and I will wait for you in your dream.

7. Cute is not a long-term solution, but cute me is a long-term solution.

8. Whenever you say a soft word, a smile or a hug, I can forgive you with a smile, whether it is cold war or injustice.

9. Being in love is magical, just like breathing for the first time.

10. I only miss you once a day.

1 1. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

12. Then I'll give you a hug. Don't mess up my hair.

13. You don't hate it, you are so cute.

14. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

15. Who are you? Why do I want to eat honey when I see you?

16. How did you manage not to like me? Can you teach me? I don't want to like you anymore.

17. When you laugh, the thunder is gentle and the rainstorm is silent.

18. If you don't come, it will snow.

19. You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

In fact, give me a hug and I will forgive you everything.

2 1. People will always like you from the beginning to like you more later.

22. If you feel hard, come and hide in my arms.

If you decide to get along with me, you must, don't let me go.

24. If you say you like me best, I will respond to you with the most love.

25. If I can have super powers, I will light up the dark corner of your heart, drive away monsters and sneak some candy in.

26. Speaking of it, my criteria for choosing a spouse is one word: you.

27. I'm not afraid to part with you, because the next time we meet, I'll still be that invincible cutie, and you must still be a pig.

28. When we are together, I am responsible for being cute and you are responsible for pampering me. Does it taste good?

29. I want to be a child who can sprinkle sugar all the way, so that you can be sweet with me.

I have two loveliness, you know? One is that I love you, the other is that I love you.

3 1. I'm a little sweet and cute, and I like you very much.

If I love you less, I can talk more.

This city makes me feel ashamed every day, but you have the ability to make roses bloom in the desert.

Soft and cute, a sweet talk.

1. Don't peek at me. Don't think I didn't peek at you.

2. Why can I only hug you?

It is sunny today, but I miss you a little.

Go to bed early tonight, and I will wait for you in your dream.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

6. Travel all over the world just to find you.

I'll give you a hug then. Don't mess up my hair.

8. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

9. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.

10. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me.

1 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you?

12. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

13. You don't cherish me now. I tell you, after you pass this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

14. Female: Will you still fall in love with other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.

15. If someone chases you, I will trip him.

16. I will give you all the most precious things. Please baby me.

17. I gave you my favorite doll. Can you give me a hug?

18. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

19. I am easily fooled, but you never try.

20. I'm dying, and drowning is gentle in your eyes.

2 1. There are ten thousand possibilities between us. I mean, I seem to be in love with you.

22. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

You have never been in my eyes, because you are always in my heart.

I don't want to take my sword anywhere at all. I just want to cook for you at home.

25. I am so cute, how can you leave me?

26. I like you for so long, can I steal a lazy now?

27. Shorty, you don't have to grow taller, I'll bend over.

28. I will never see you again in this life, and I will never forget you in this life.

29. Since I fell in love with you, I have been out of focus, because my focus has become you.

Soft, cute, sweet and fried short love words

I don't want you to float and sink in the sea of people alone. This lyric is really super touching. This is the most beautiful love story. What could be more touching than what you said? It seems to be the most sincere oath, the most tender confession.

Soft, cute, sweet and fried short love words

First, if I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messed up, I will help you with a smile, and then my hand will stay in your hair for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only gently tell you that your hair is messed up.

Second, I am willing to give up everything and miss you for the rest of my life.

I work hard for your happiness.

Fourth, you are the most beautiful woman in my life.

V. Commemoration, remaining memories. Looking back, savor the only feeling in your heart.

I will love you forever if you like. If you don't want to, I will miss you forever.

I only like to eat your cooking all my life.

Eight, go, or go, what remains is just an empty shell, stay, or stay, my heart takes root here.

I understand your commonness day by day, but at the same time I love you more and more.

Maybe after a hundred years, I still can't figure out why I was so excited when I met you, but at that time we had been together for a hundred years.

Come with me, a love letter for you, a sleepless night for you, an arm for you, a key for you, a home for a lifetime, and the rest of 60 years.

Don't be too tired, dear. Come and have a rest.

Thirteen, without you, life is unparalleled to me.

I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.

Anyway, I want to be with you until the end.

Sixteen years old, now, you are my girl, my little princess. When you grow up, you are my bride. When you are old, you are my wife.

Seventeen, one day, we will get married!

Eighteen, I love you, I really want to give you life-long assistance, Summoner Canyon is too big, can you not stay too far away from me, the head is yours, the buff is yours, the tower is yours, the crystal is yours, all the economy is yours, I don't want anything, as long as you are alive.

19. You are in the corner of your eye, you are in all directions, you are in heaven and earth, you are succeeding, and you are failing.

Twenty, I dare not look at you, because I am afraid that every look is a confession. Pretending not to look at you, but looking at you from the corner of my eye thousands of times.

Twenty-one, if there are only two of us in the world, I will bully you to tears.

Twenty-two, I think, the best feeling is that two people work together, experience all kinds of interests in life together, tolerate and encourage each other. When someone opens a new world for you, you won't reject the whole world because you like someone. When I realize my dream, I will marry you.

Twenty-three, I copy love words. What I want to tell you is true.

Twenty-four, anyway, the mountains are high and the waters are long, and I still have a lifetime to be arrogant. Anyway, my life is so long that I can spend this century with you.

I am willing to grow old with you.

26. We should be together, otherwise it's unnatural.

Twenty-seven, my courage and your courage add up, enough to deal with the world?

Twenty-eight, I just want to be with you, even if the front is full of thorns, even if ten thousand people block it, even if it is white-haired, because no one else is you, I don't want to make do.

Twenty-nine, even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you.

Thirty years old, forever too far away, we should love in the present.

3 1. I've been thinking all day, and today is almost over. The faster the days go by, the sooner Li Yinhe will come back. Don't think my words are disgusting. The truth is not disgusting.

I don't know how much I love you. All I know is that if a bullet comes now, I will stand in front of you.

Thirty-three, calm down and think of you, and feel that everything is incredibly beautiful.

Whether you are crying or lazy, I like you.

I would rather tuck you in than say good night. I would rather wake up with you than say good morning to you.

36. It is your freedom to answer or not, and it is my freedom to pursue or not. All my efforts and struggles are to have a bright future and meet an excellent you.

If you like it, I will love you forever. If you don't like it, I will miss you forever.

Thirty-eight, maybe that's what love should be like. The person you like at first sight, whether it is the face value or the feeling, will always be remembered in your heart. Anyway, the right person can be seen at a glance. Anyway, the person you love is black and blue.

39. I don't have a mask of gorgeous words. I hope to meet an equally simple and beautiful you.

Forty, do you love me or not? No, loving you is like loving life.