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How do foreigners bathe?

"There is a bath hall in that distant place ~ ~ ~"

Foreigners also dust?

Imagine a strong man like Schwarzenegger, wearing a bath towel, gently closing his eyes and reveling in rubbing ash. Wow, that photo is so beautiful that I dare not look at it. ω? )?

A secret embarrassment comes to my face ~

As the saying goes, "Eat, drink, sleep and jump off a building", China people and foreigners are all earthlings except for their different skin colors and countries.

Although there are differences in customs, they are basically the same.

Foreigners should also eat and sleep, and foreigners should also take a bath and rub mud.

Then I will release my memories and follow them to understand the problem of foreigners rubbing ash.

Anyway, when I was studying in Dalian, I had a Canadian friend named Liam, who was very clean and even a little neat.

I take a bath twice a day, because we usually have a good relationship and my brother loves foreign friends very much, so I basically take him with me when I eat, drink and have fun.

On one occasion, our brothers organized the whole army to go to a sauna, and we couldn't bear to let Liam poke a small computer in the dormitory alone.

So adhering to the great spirit of caring for international friends, we walked with Liam's little white hand and steamed in the sauna room for one night.

To put it bluntly, the sauna club we went to is a large comprehensive bathhouse with shower, hot spring pool and steaming room. Everyone got together and talked and laughed.

Foreigners are still relatively open. Liam wasn't embarrassed to face a large group of China people, including us. While taking a bath, he chatted with us in his broken Chinese.

After soaking in the hot spring, our two brothers each found a bath master.

It's so cool to stretch your legs on the leather bed.

We suddenly found Liam missing, and then asked why we knew that Canadians used "bath brushes" instead of towels.

In Liam's eyes, "Chinese massage" is sm.

As the old saying goes, "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" has come to China. What about the Canadian rules?

My brothers picked up Liam and put him on the leather bed.

Liam howled like a pig. "No! Don't! ? I'd love to, but I can't! ? ! "

The bath owner was shocked, but I really have to praise our bath owner.

When he bathed Liam, he was very attentive, as if every force was flowing through Liam's skin thoughtfully.

Liam no longer refused, no longer swayed, closed his eyes and responded to the bath owner's concern with a very polite expression.

Really proud of us in China,

China is a country of etiquette. I only heard that China people were treated unfairly abroad.

But when did you hear that China people were wronged by foreign friends? ! Love China!

It may be because the rubbingmaster's skills are so good that Liam fell madly in love with rubbings.

He kept pestering us to take him to the sauna,

We also nicknamed Liam Ichiro Rubbing Ash.

Time flies, our days of training in Dalian passed quickly.

Liam will go back to Canada, I will go to Chengdu, and the other brothers will go their separate ways.

Some people say goodbye once in their lives,

On the day of seeing Liam off, each of us gave him a towel made in China.

Tell him what's the matter, just drop the phone, and you will take Banka to Canada. ...

Therefore, foreigners should also rub ash in the shower, but the ways and means are somewhat different.

For example, the way of rubbing ash in Turkey is wonderful. Turks will lie on hot marble after a hot bath.

Wipe the ointment with a small brush while wiping the ash, just like teppanyaki. Is it really unfamiliar? ...

Moreover, according to my experience of getting along with Liam for one and a half years, there are more "gray children" from foreigners.

Until now, my brother has made several online videos, and Liam will take out a bath towel made in China and give it to him.

And insisted on talking with us in his poor Chinese. We experienced the sadness after parting from each other in the noise of hip-hop.

China people and foreigners are both human beings. We live in the same beautiful world, laughing and crying.

The blood in our bodies is red, and the tears in our eyes are transparent.

So many international disputes and conflicts of interest in the world are due to the imprisonment of racial concepts in every country.

What is race? What is a country? Everyone is human! !

Abandon a little interest and pick up a little civilization. People, countries, more understanding, less barriers, a little "friction dust" will also become a huge fetter.

Every time I take a shower, I will hum our song of rubbing ash, adapted from beijing beijing.

Every time I hum this song, I think of Liam.

"I can feel that I am here.

There are too many things I am attached to here.

I take a bath here, and I wipe the dust here.

I'm laughing here and losing control here.

Bathhouse ... Bathhouse ... "