202 1 a funny copy that makes people laugh.

1. You can lie to me. But don't let me find out. If a person doesn't even lie attentively, perfunctory is really annoying, hum!

I can always hear people say: I can't see my future! This is nonsense. You just can't see the future you like. If you look closely, it will be miserable!

At present, I am at an awkward age. I am not mature enough, not naive enough, and my ability is not strong, but I have great ambitions. You said I was embarrassed!

I think being single is a mixed blessing. It's good. Because nobody cares about anything. But it's not good either, because no one cares what you do!

5. Men are so hard! For example, if you don't pick up girls, your sister says you are straight; Will pick up girls and become love rat; Handsome, call you playboy; Ugly, he said, look at you. Oh, I'm really annoyed!

6. Straight men are not warm enough when they are in love. They look stupid! But wouldn't it be more stupid if a girl regards the means of warming up and picking up girls as love?

7. If a man likes himself, it is useless to be nice to him, because he is not as good as his mother. Seduction is the most useful, as long as it is not too ugly!

8. From the bottom of a woman's heart: You men always say that women love spending money. Then you men don't want to think, why don't you earn enough money for us to spend?

9. It is said that love complements each other. I don't think this is right. Why should a good-tempered person be ravaged by your bad temper? In my opinion, a good temper should be in love with a good temper, so that bad temper and bad temper can hurt each other! 10. Bad guys have bad habits of liking the new and hating the old. You know your new love may be someone else's old love, but it's still the old love. Why bother? How good it is to cherish what is in front of you! 1 1. Money is not everything! I think this sentence is simply nonsense. It is true that money is not everything, but there are fewer and fewer things that money can't buy.

12. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can't help but walk into a street full of barbecue desserts, which will grow several pounds.

13. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

14. Recently, I discovered a very terrible reality: everything is going up in price. But I'm getting cheaper! Looks like it's time to raise the price!

15. There is a popular saying recently: Cute is nothing in front of sexy! This is indeed a reality. As compared with the weakness of poverty, ugliness is nothing at all!

16. I hate people saying "I'm sorry".

Three words. Because I heard this.

Three words prove that I was cheated and taken advantage of by others! It's scary to think about it.

17. I inhale oxygen and exhale.

Carbon dioxide; Plant absorption

Carbon dioxide, exhaled oxygen. Logically, yes! But why, why? ...

18. I asked my friend if he had any religious beliefs. He always replied, "Does narcissism count?" However, he doesn't know that his face of "please come and scold me" is really hateful!

19 .. "I can bear hardships"

Five words. At present, I have reached the percentage that I can bear hardships.

80, that's what I did before.

Four words!

20. The most honest words: A man who makes money desperately but doesn't pay attention to his health is equivalent to working for another man! A woman who saves money desperately and doesn't pay attention to self-cultivation is making room for another woman. Ah, what a painful understanding!

2 1. Never underestimate the curiosity of girls! She can turn over a person's Weibo comments and replies from last year to the year before last! As long as she wants to know!

Ask yourself. If you were someone else, would you like to date yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

23. The man who always says that his wife is a slut is showing off: First, showing off his wife.

The second is to show off wealth,

Third, a virtuous man has a wife and money.

24. When I was a child, I never understood. Wine is so spicy, why do adults like it? When I grow up, I finally found that wine is really sweet compared with life!