Classic funny adapted poem 106

1, ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians want to break their souls.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

3. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and white in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

5. Never regret taking off your clothes.

6, Qian Shan Wanshui always give more hobbies?

7. If you are poor, you will be immune to it. Money makes wives.

Eight, three cobblers, one cobbler.

9. Shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

10, when books are used, they are reluctant to spend less by the end of the month.

1 1, if there is love in the sky, the old man will die early if there is love.

12, since God has given talents, let them find jobs! The mouse son can make holes.

13, an examination egret flies in front of mount cisse, _ _ _ _? My classmate is quite neat: the tortoise is crawling by the river in Dongcun.

14, a classmate, topic: I hope people will last for a long time, A: An everlasting one. I laughed wildly at that time, but now I think it's quite classic.

15, a classmate filled in: I was born to show my magic at a critical moment.

16, there was an exam: the old man is old, the old man is old, and the classmates filled in: wife, my wife, someone else's wife. - !

17, this paper was written by a classmate. Such a bright line is at the foot of my bed _ _ _ _ _ _ _? Answer: Li Bai slept soundly.

18, Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blank: the door where people go in and out is locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, and a voice shouted:

19, Chinese final exam answer: good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, a: it is a fool not to eat it. No one has died since ancient times. A: There are only deaths one after another. End: After the parent-teacher meeting, colleagues were left by the teacher to train birds. ......

20, the monthly exam, a topic is to write a sentence "Since God has given talents, let them find jobs!" . A gifted student answered "the mouse son can make a hole", and the Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without any image.

2 1, female: You used to have a girlfriend?

22 years old, male: ... never thinking, never forgetting.

23. Woman: Dead? How did you die?

24. Male: The mountains and rivers are exhausted, and the winter thunder bursts with summer rain and snow.

25. W: Oh, this is a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?

26. Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.

27. Female; Alas, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?

28.m: Suddenly, the spring breeze came and blew open the petals of 10,000 pear trees.

29. Woman: (blushes) Is it that good?

30. m: dross is not the essence of beauty, but the spirit that Dan Qing can't write.

3 1, female: sycophant-do you have an ideal?

32. M: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao's husband.

33. W: What do you think of love?

34. M: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? .

35. W: Do you like reading?

36. M: Twelve volumes of the art of war, with a grandfather's name on it!

37. W: Is this cow blowing? You are so talented, why are you still single?

38. Male: My sister-in-law is unmarried. If you send it, Lotus seeds know how difficult it is.

39.w: (Laughter) What would you do to me if, I mean, if I promised to marry you?

40.m: An ice heart is in the jade pot!

4 1, female: Do you promise not to be tempted by other women?

42. M: Anything happens that will cause trouble, my little wife, Gu Shuijing.

W: I trust you for the time being, but I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？

44.m: Long time no see. Today should be a beautiful day.

45. W: But ...

46. Male: Hanging the fence alone, the mountains and rivers are infinite, and it is easier to see when it is difficult!

47. W: But ...

48, male: Wangfu River is long, turned into a stone, and never looked back!

49. After so long marriage, are you still thinking about your ex-girlfriend?

50. m: once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber.

5 1, female: Then why did you marry me then?

52. M: I didn't know I was a guest in my dream, so I was greedy.

53. W: Too many. We are at least husband and wife.

54. Man: Husband and wife are birds in the same forest, so they have to fly separately in the face of disaster.

55. What do you think of our marriage?

56.m: I woke up and looked at the towel, but I was still chilling in my dream!

57. W: Is it that bad? Didn't you say your first impression of me ...

58. M: A beautiful woman is like a full spring palace, with only partridges flying around her.

59. W: That's not true. isn't it? ...

60, M: It used to be not enough to boast, but now there is no limit to debauchery.

6 1, female: My friend kept writing to tell me that I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true!

62, M: On paper, I don't know if it should be done.

63.w: where did all your original ideals go?

64.m: And change the floating name into a low voice.

65. Woman: (with misty eyes) You, didn't you promise a piece of Bing Xin?

66. M: I can't bear to see this thing. It's burnt to ashes.

67. W: Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by relatives and friends and reviled by future generations?

M: I would rather die with a fragrant branch than blow it into the north wind.

69. W: Should I agree to break up?

70. M: We are still brothers after breaking up. Why do we have to be close relatives?

7 1, female: OK, absolutely!

72. How much sadness can be like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

73. (Married men never go to bed), but spoiled wives never go to bed. The Chinese teacher is angry!

74. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body crawl out of a dog's hole ..., the deskmate's answer: the holes that dogs crawl out of are also locked, all of them are locked!

If the relationship is long-lasting, Classmate Right: It's time for two people to get married.

76. "Qian Shan is always in love." The classmate replied: Can you give me more? The marking teacher is right: love is love, points are points, and giving more is not enough.

77. "If there is love in the sky, it will be old." What's the next sentence? A: People do not waste their youth! Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round! (Li He's "Golden Tongxian Ci Han Song")

78. "If there is love in the sky, it will be old." What's the next sentence? A: If people are affectionate, they will die early. Positive solution: Without hate, the moon is long and round!

79. "I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times." Positive solution: all kinds of talents, Gong Zizhen.

80. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. A: Qian Lang died on the beach.

Qian Fan walked past the sinking ship. Classmate: There are many kinds of flowers that are complacent.

82. The right student of Grade One embraces the mountains in the white clouds of the city. The classmate was right: I went to the hotel to hug the young lady to bed. His Chinese teacher vomited blood on the spot and died.

83. A representative work of a junior high school classmate: ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night (fill in the blanks), and pedestrians on the road want to break their souls.

84. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west. A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

85. When I was a freshman, I took a monthly exam. The last sentence: Going out and laughing, (positive solution) Is my generation Artemisia? Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: clear water produces hibiscus, (positive solution) natural carving. Some people write that mud gives birth to lotus roots; Some are even more unique, saying: heroes come from troubled times.

86. I took a Chinese test when I was a freshman. Q: If Dongfeng disagrees with Zhou Lang, what's the next sentence? 80% of the class's answer is: lose your wife and lose your soldiers. Solution: Bronze finch locks Er Qiao.

87. Poetry often needs to be filled in high school Chinese papers. There is a topic in a dream of red mansions called "Zhongshan Wolf _ _ _ _ _ _". A boy filled in "I am a tiger from the northeast", and we all laughed silly.

88, high school exam, "although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, _ _ _ _ _". A classmate filled in "both husband and wife returned to China."

89. In high school, Mao's characters were red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. () Students answered: southeast, northwest and white.

90, peep at the leopard in the tube. Scared me ... hahaha (the original can be seen)

9 1, another time I tested Tao Yuanming's "Five measures of rice can't bend over", and my classmates filled in "Just give me six measures." ...

92. There is also Li Qingzhao's dream sequence "Do you know? Do you know that?/You know what? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "..." The original sentence was "It should be green and fat, red and thin", and the classmate replied "Sorry, I don't know. "

93. What is the next sentence of "I hate books less" in the exam? This classmate is right, "the money will not be enough by the end of the month."

94. Taking a Chinese test, Q: How much worry can there be? Just like a pot of Erguotou that your classmate poured in. The teacher flew into a rage and you drank too much again. ......

95. The second half of Mr. Lu's sentence is "I splashed Xuanyuan with my blood".

96. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, students fill in: Please don't tell him. The correct solution is: a piece of ice heart is in the jade pot.

97. Glowing glass of grapes, wine and wine, written by classmates: a lot of money and beautiful women.

98. In the final exam, the couplet on the couplet is the protagonist of the work ... The couplet on the couplet for the third grade students is ... The old lady's charm is particularly good.

99. Please fill in the following sentences in brackets: If there is love in the sky, people will get old (I'm only worried that I can't wait).

100, who has no dead classmates to fill in since ancient times, who has no paper stool.

10 1, the previous sentence: sunrise in the east and rain in the west ~ I need to fill in the next sentence ~ Some students filled in: I married the wrong sedan chair ~

102, kiss up to _ _ _ _ _ _ _. The classmate replied: Caught him in bed.

103, Cai Fengyi, A: A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken.

104, the first sentence of "flying into the homes of ordinary people" should be "Tang Qianyan of Xie Wang in the old society". A classmate wrote: "Kangjia dominates TV sets and flies into the homes of ordinary people."

105, the fifth-grade students got "three heads are better than one Zhuge Liang" in an exam, and "the same smell" made the invigilator and the principal outside laugh.

106, I thought that Jin Ge was an iron horse. (Ask the next question) Students fill in-look at the present and stick to it. Truth: Swallow Wan Li like a tiger.

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