Happy sentences on Moments. Say happy things in Moments.

1. Secret love is a kind of politeness, narcissism is a kind of pride, and open love is a style. Not being in love is a taste.

2. I never lose my temper easily. I am afraid when I lose my temper that others will hit me!

3. Stop singing about the rest of your life. If a girl doesn’t work hard to make money, she won’t be willing to be beautiful. For the rest of her life, you will be the one cooking, doing the laundry, and doing the housework. You will be rejected. It's you who cares about the child.

4. I want to spend time with you day and night, yeah yeah.

5. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon, and kiss you like a cantaloupe. I hate you for being a courgette, eat you for being a watermelon, call you a winter melon, and beat you for a fool.

6. In work, if you step back, the sky will be brighter; in love, if you step back, the sky will be empty.

7. With a hot heart, you can change the outcome. With money, you can change this result at will.

8. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

9. When I was playing on my mobile phone, I thought about the exam next week. Pa, I slapped myself, you couldn’t even concentrate on playing on your phone.

10. Others are hitting the wall. It will definitely be very profitable for me to build the wall.

11. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

12. I want to kill Baidu because it knows too much.

13. A handsome person is handsome when playing golf, but an ugly person is like shoveling shit when playing golf.

14. Ever since I saw your household registration photo, I realized how easy it is to give up someone you like.

15. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

16. If you don’t marry me this year, I will be afraid of marriage next year.

17. Don’t ask me how much I love you, you are the one I dream about.

18. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

19. I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be removed for you halfway.

20. Society can really change people. I used to be a very good person in school, now I am a good person. This is what the girls told me.

21、小时候被我爸揍，感觉整个世界都没有爱了，就想把窗帘打个结，假装上吊，吓吓老爸！ As a result, I pulled the curtain down too hard and was beaten by my mother again!

22. I am waiting for someone, someone who can stay with me for a long, long time.

23. Others don’t eat when they are angry, but you eat two bowls of rice when you are angry.

24. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you're more likely to fall asleep.

25. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several nearby trees.

26. I left my hometown back then. Since then, the people in my hometown have never been able to drink from a well water.

27. You don’t have to be ruthless to harm others, your IQ can be low enough.

28. Today my mother asked me why I smoked, and I said I like to eat cigarette ashes!

29. It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford.

30. I was weaned early when I was a child. Can any kind person help me make up for this incomplete childhood?

31. People are divided into groups, which is why my lists are so beautiful.

32. Some people are like this. They are maggots and feel that the whole world is a cesspit.

33. My cell phone has not rang for a month. I took it to be repaired today. The repairman said that the cell phone was not broken, but no one had called in for more than a month. I immediately knelt down in front of the repairman. , begged him to stop talking.

34. Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish your longing will bear fruit! Carrots, cucumbers and cabbage, may you attract love every day! Coke, tea and boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night!

35. Since everything is connected, why don’t you contact me.

36. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

37. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very emotional. Originally from the same roots. Why is it too urgent to fry each other?

38. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if something happens.

39. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

40. The perfect boyfriend: doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t cheat, doesn’t exist.

41. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

42. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

43. When I say casually, I mean: I am too lazy to think about it, and I can’t think of a good one. Although it is up to you, you must come up with something that satisfies me. Just fine.

44. When Peking University had a recommendation qualification, I did not go. Firstly, it was not suitable for the climate there. Secondly, it was not me who recommended me.

45. If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always let China Mobile say sorry for you.

46. It’s time to go out for a walk. After all, it is a great loss to society that such a beautiful face is always hidden at home.

47. Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in the world, and I threw a math book in his face.

48. I can’t find it everywhere, and I still sigh at the small waist I used to have. There is no spare time for hatred, and a body full of fat! Boss, another basket of steamed buns!

49. Toss a coin: If it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if it’s up, go do your homework.

50. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

51. Don’t speak with your lungs, everything you say is nonsense.

52. Your father and I are free-range chickens on the grassland. I have eaten grasshoppers when I was hungry. Not all chickens are called time chickens.

53. Nowadays, not only urban routines are deep, but rural routines are also bottomless.

54. Don’t think that going to your space after breaking up with you means you are nostalgic. I even glanced at the toilet after I pooped!

55. Sleepy is just a word. I only say it once. You know I can only express sleepiness.

56. I may have eaten too much salt, but I always miss you when I am free.

57. I want to plant strawberries all over your neck and declare to the whole world that you are mine.

58. I love you so much, you will die if you love me.

59. It’s really boring, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

60. What wakes you up every day is not dreams or urgency, but a restless soul because you are hungry.

61. When I was young, I longed to grow up, but who knew that as soon as I started growing up, I would grow up, grow old, and gain weight endlessly? It felt like the brakes were broken.

62. Some people fall in love with some songs as soon as they hear the intro, some people fall in love with them at first sight, and some people don’t want to do some homework after opening the first page.