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Why do people like to stay up late?

When the company’s new media operations manager was considering whether to follow hot topics or make up stories today with dark circles under his eyes, I clearly saw a bunch of black hair slipping quietly on the top of his head, and he Still staring at the screen, not caring about the growing hairline, I admire her deeply.

Staying up late can lead to obesity, diabetes, high blood pressure, depression, and even sudden death.

However, sudden death is nothing, and I like to stay up late.

Why is this? Because people who stay up late always like to find reasons for themselves.

1. Reluctance

A large part of the daytime is out of your control, only the night belongs to you.

Only when I stay up late can I feel the existence of my body.

Suppose I go to bed at nine o'clock in the evening and the whole day is gone. I refuse to accept this result.

Staying up late is my struggle against life.

Staying up late is my uncompromising attitude towards the dark night.

To put it clearly: I just love to play and never sleep!

After all, if you stay up until early in the morning, most of the cool people are asleep, so the pressure is not so great.

2. Mobile phones are so fun

Whenever it’s almost past midnight, I’m always anxious and secretly swear that I’ll fall asleep in another fifteen minutes.

When there are five minutes left, you can feel some kind of call from your mobile phone, instructing you to open WeChat, Weibo, Douban, Taobao, and start the endless reincarnation. This mysterious power supports me. My thinking becomes more and more active, from astronomy to geography, from human nature to gender, from black to white...

3. Because I have no sex life

"It's so late like you "Sleep, there must be no sex life." This sentence has been circulated among people who stay alone in empty rooms.

We don’t exercise before bed!

We cannot use more energy!

A colleague said to me: "I have been single for 23 years, and I stay up late to numb myself."

4. For working dogs, everything is forced

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A friend, who is an advertiser, has a lot of tasks. He has to release it tomorrow. The client suddenly asked to change the plan, so he changed it all night...

I asked him, are you not afraid of sudden death?

He replied that except for the physical examination, he had no time to worry about sudden death.

For everyone, there are various reasons for staying up late. But I still advise you not to stay up late, it’s time to sleep!

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