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Buy an apartment and talk about your feelings.

Classic talk about buying a house

1, set foot on the journey of work and start running around for life ... You can't spend money lavishly in the future, you should start saving money to buy a house and prepare for your future life. ...

2. Open a house together now and buy a house together later.

In the new year, you must ask what kind of work you do and how much money you can earn. Is there anyone who has not bought a house? Are you ready to get married?

The climax of marriage is not a new house, but buying a house.

5.{ I earn money to buy a house} I go home to honor my parents.

6. The man who really loves you is not shopping to buy a house, but actually gives you legal responsibility.

7. If a man can give a woman a menstrual period, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, miscarriage, dystocia, caesarean section, massive bleeding, breast-feeding by hand, and gain weight, I am willing to buy a house for him and raise him.

8. If a man can take the place of a woman for menstrual dysmenorrhea, pregnancy, abortion, obstetric bleeding and fear of betrayal, then I would rather buy a car and a house to take care of him for life.

9. The three most unlucky things in life: First, buy a car, buy a house and marry a wife; Second, no car, no house and a wife; Third, no car, no house and no wife.

10, Sixi: I want to make money not to buy a car or a house, but to buy a cemetery. I was buried when I died that day.

1 1, my dream now is. Study hard. Find a good job. Buy a house and a car. You and I live in the house. And our children.

12. If you can stay in ipartment, the rent will be halved and the water and electricity will be free! I don't buy a house. . .

13. If there is a boy who can take my place in menstruation, dysmenorrhea, pregnancy and childbirth, I am willing to buy him a house and take care of him for life.