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Ironically, those hypocritical people talk about it.

Ironically, those hypocritical people talk about it.

With the rapid development of mobile Internet and social networks, more and more people like to post stories online to record their daily life, writing and thinking. Do you know what kind of conversation is special? The following is the irony I arranged for you. Those hypocritical people talk about it for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

1, you have no ability, don't blame others.

2. The world is so big that I accidentally lost someone. The world is so small that I accidentally meet you, my dear best friend, and stay together forever?

Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

4. Monkeys look at the moon, while greedy cats look at goldfish.

5. A hammer in the East and an axe in the West.

6. Every paragraph is lonely to the end.

7. scold ungrateful people

8. I will keep running until the end of the world. Take away all my possessions: courage, persistence, patience and a lonely heart.

9. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of paths.

10, my happiness is based on the pain of the villain, stepping on the villain on New Year's Day.

1 1. A true friend is an opportunity for a beautiful personality, as natural as a flower, and as open as the morning dew accepting the sunrise. A true friend knows each other like a mirror and respects each other like a guest!

12, I hope the school will implement OPPOR9 system, with five minutes in class and two hours after class.

13, nobody held my hand, so I just-put it in my pocket.

14, China local statistics, telling lies will get you sooner or later. If you tell the truth, it will be over soon.

15, your gentle words, goodbye! Torn the pent-up feelings in my heart, and the torn heart ached faintly. I smiled quietly and said goodbye.

16, I used to think that you were my harbor and could shelter me from the wind and rain. What I didn't expect was that all the storms came from you.

17, this is a film that satirizes politics.

18, one mountain looks higher than the other, and there is no firewood in that mountain.

19, lay a good foundation and kill Han Xin.

20. I fell in love with the sound of finished cigarettes falling into the water, as if all my enthusiasm was extinguished in an instant.

2 1, Tanabata, is the date day of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. What's so interesting about you two?

22. I got a degree to coax my husband into writing a thesis; Teaching is to fool your students with handouts.

23. My motto is: People should not be arrogant, but not arrogant. -Xu Beihong satirizes people's arrogance. Pride is the beginning of failure, and complacency is the end of wisdom.

24, the golden jade is defeated.

25. Sparrows must pluck their feathers when they fly by.

26. He told her that he let her go, set her free and left her sitting in the corner alone. When everything calms down gradually, he will indulge his guesses and anxieties and let them grow like frightened moss in a dark corner, but he left with a smile. what is love ? Love is like a bubble, it will burst at a critical moment. The appearance is beautiful, which is really a burden.

27. Persistence: the day is a patient, the month is a layman, the year is a mortal, the youth is a capable person, and life is a great man. The persistence of ordinary people is a state, and the length of time is related to interest and audience, while the persistence of great people is a belief, and the length of time will accompany you all your life!

28. If you are not happy to sleep, let him pass. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach

29. As long as a person has unlimited enthusiasm, he can succeed in almost anything.

30. The Reform Movement of 1898 failed, and Yuan Shikai was appreciated by Cixi by two-faced means, and he was promoted and made a fortune. At that time, there was a folk proverb circulating in the society, saying: "Six gentlemen, send their heads, Yuan Xiangcheng, plaint red." I betrayed my comrades and invited Kang and Liang. In my dream, I didn't know he was a thin man. "

3 1, the copper pot is watertight.

32. You can't cry when you are bleeding, turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, contact when you miss, be empty when you are tired, miss home when you are weak, and eventually grow up.

33. You are a real beauty! Because there are no lights in the tunnel.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained. So, you keep slim.