Qq asks for praise and has a chat.

1. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

We live in sewers and still have the right to look up at the stars.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

Put your heart of stone in my cherry mouth.

6. Dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye to 250.

7. The time is right, the place is right, the feelings are right, and the characters are wrong.

8. Don't say anything about you just because you are stupid.

9. I really want to call you grandpa and dad myself.

10. Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

1 1. How many generations does it take to climb from this world to that one?

12. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

13. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

14. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

15. There is no other half 100, only two people get 50 points!

16. What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

17. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

18. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

19. Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

20. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

2 1. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

22. Be a woman in the next life and marry a man like me.

23. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

24. How much I can sacrifice for it, and how much I want to sacrifice for it now.

25. The only feeling I have for you now is that I have no feeling.

26. A truly free society is: "Without any hero, anyone can be a waste."

27. There are too many liars in the world and obviously not enough fools.

28. Oh, liar, there is no beef in beef instant noodles.

29. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

30. The advantage of news simulcast Niu 13 is that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

3 1. Intentional weakness, strong lack of money, rich and heartless, heartless, predestined friends, some are getting divorced.

32. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

It is foolish to watch gossip happen.

34. Between handsome guys, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

35. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person.

36. Go to the toilet to wash your hands.

37. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.

38. I came to this world in tears, and I will go back in tears!

39. Instant noodles are really convenient, but you still need electricity when cooking.

40. It is everyone's responsibility to drive away flies when eating, mice when working, cockroaches at night and mosquitoes when sleeping.

4 1. Counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to shoot when it is time to shoot.

42. The sky is gray and wild. Pick up the whip and whip your mother.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

44. Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early or late will have to die.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

46. You borrowed a dress from Baiyun and a pair of wings from a bird, and then flew over to me and said, "We birds are all like this."

47. Don't come to me for nothing, let alone say anything.

48. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

49. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

50. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

5 1. Can't bear it, you can bear it again.

52. Everyone is born original, but sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

53. The most explicit compliment is to describe "shrew" as "drunken imperial concubine".

54. The greatest sorrow of people is that they don't give up what they want, but they don't hesitate to get it.

55. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

56. Men's mission is sacred and firm: First, to defend the motherland! The second is to listen to your own woman!

57. When we believe that we are already quite important to the world, in fact, the world is only ready to forgive our naivety.

58. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

59. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

6 1. There are no white pies in the sky, only white bricks.

62. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no unattainable height.

63. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be scattered all over the floor!

64. Face is given by others and lost by yourself.

65. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.

66. Half the troubles in life are caused by saying "yes" too quickly or saying "no" too slowly.

67. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

68. Sighing is the most wasteful thing, crying is the most wasteful thing.

69. Not everyone can keep a low profile. The foundation of low-key is to be able to keep a high profile at any time.

70. Humor means that a person has an interest in laughing when he wants to cry.

7 1. The so-called beauty looks three points and dressing seven points; The so-called temperament three points, talent seven points; The so-called gentleness is three points forbearance and seven points depression.

72. Horses slip easily in soft soil, while people fall easily in sweet talk.

73. Love investment is nothing more than losing money and earning money. (signature)

74. What I am not good at is staying, but leaving one by one.

75. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

76. You will be happy if you don't listen to me. So you don't understand my humor.

77. A needle is not pointed at both ends. A person has neither a brain nor a body.

78. If you are a lemon, don't always stare at the sweetness of watermelon.

79. Flowers bloom not for anyone, but also for themselves. The world does not exist for anyone, nor does it exist for itself.

80. That man looks, I don't know. The pixels are relatively low!

8 1. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.

82. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

83. Not afraid of being used, I am afraid that you are useless.

Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

85. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

86. Do your best, score ten points and keep two points to avoid physical and mental fatigue.

87. Getting the word is a trivial matter, and becoming a Buddha is a villain.

While saying that "truth is often in the hands of a few people", I was told that "the minority is subordinate to the majority".

89. You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.

9 1. It's not my fault that I was ugly, but I was in a hurry when I landed, so I didn't hurry to dress up.

92. The little girl selling flowers took my hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can see at a glance that you are a playboy.

93. System prompt: Your love transmission for me has stopped, and the other party has refused to receive it.

94. Please curl up in a soft posture and go out.

95. You are a eunuch who doesn't understand the fatigue of the emperor.

96. Dear, I want to be a butterfly in Fly with Me with you and give birth to many lovely caterpillars.

97. You are a wonderful flower in a deformed world.

98. Step back. If you can't broaden your horizons, take a few more steps. If you can't calm down for a while, just bear it for a few more minutes.

99. The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.

100. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

10 1. When we remove the stumbling block laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

102. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

103. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

104. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

105. Time is really precious. Just a second ago, someone robbed the toilet.

106. It may not be necessary to throw a brick to attract jade, but it is likely to hit people.

107. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

108. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will keep looking and don't know what you have lost.

109. Are you stupid or not? See if you can play dumb.

supplement

Beauty is not a disaster, but a disaster must be beauty.

It is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there, too. . .

There was a silence and the teacher was called. . .

Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school! !

It was love at first sight. Not love, but face. . .

I often change jobs. I have been to many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say "moving in China".

I have thought about the words "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four.

Sorry, teacher, my homework was stolen.

You are in trouble. You are in trouble.

I have a learning heart, but I failed my course.

I am a lively girl, and even a double bed is not enough for me to lie alone.

We are good friends. When you fall, I will help you up, but only after I have finished laughing.

Don't rob me. Although I can't be coquettish, I can wrestle.

No longer want to go back to the original point, because the ending is the same.

I have the ending and the process, and I feel greedy if I pester myself again.

The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you. ...

When you insult your real friends, they won't get angry. They will only smile at your more insulting words.

All the food you waste will be blocked on your way to heaven.

The so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

The night before school starts, the electricity consumption in the whole country will soar.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

When you left, I said I would bless you forever; But I will curse you to the end.

I am in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two. I'm finished #

Don't think it's useless to wash your face just because you cry.

If you want to go, I won't stay. Welcome back. You just need to know that I love you and never give up.

Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper. ~

I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

Grab your son's hand and drag him away.

I saw the most thunderous reason for breaking up in history: because you are a QQ member, I don't think I deserve you. .

It is terrible to start school. The terrible thing is how to have a holiday.

I am not a gentle person, but I have done all the gentle things for you;

I finally found the secret of a woman's eternal youth, that is, lying about her age?

If a foodie doesn't eat, it's because he is full.

How big is your school? I replied: The aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.

I touched that wire to see if it had electricity.

The monarch looked back and smiled, which made the earth jump.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I want to kill you with a brick.

Communication, communication, is a ditch. I thought it was useless.

If you don't study for a day, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs. . .

Meiyangyang is a false mother. Because ewes have no horns.

Every time I start school, I will say the same thing, "I must study hard this semester."

Common sense must be repeated, otherwise it will be forgotten; Injustice must be exposed, otherwise it will continue to do evil; Justice must be hyped, or it will be buried alive.

1 1 1. Playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically.

1 12. Don't look at what you shouldn't see, say what you shouldn't say, listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do.

1 13. If you don't study, Wan Li Road is just a postman.