A very talented humorous copy

1. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said from an early age that I was not cut out for reading.

I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by my allergy to life.

Nowadays, girls are really rich and have a young airport.

I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.

6. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.

7. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

8. How to explain your obesity gracefully? There are many things to remember, and it is not good to lose weight.

9. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. Use it.

Six-digit insurance for double-digit deposits is tiring to think about. 10. Don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death. 1 1. Dad, mom, you should be calm when you have a parent-teacher meeting, and you should face the teacher calmly to provoke you and me. I am your own. Do you believe me or him?

12. Why do you still need high pixels in your mobile phone? Do you think you are ugly enough?

13. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. All the girls I chased married good people in the end without exception.

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. The electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.

16. I hate the nonsense that tells me "why did you give up treatment", which makes me seem to be saved.

17. Holding a courier feels like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but often after unpacking, you find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door.

18. I was told that people in Fujian can't tell HF apart. I went up and slapped him. Why not get married?

19. Some people say I am handsome. I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night. Who leaked the news?

From today on, as long as they are my friends, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you how I lived without money.