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Ask tvb TV drama dialogue! ! ! The more the better! ! !

Everyone likes watching tvb series, but most of the plots are similar. Complex love triangle and intrigue in business are often attractive elements! Today, I want to tell you the top ten golden sentences in the series!

I already have your baby!

Usually when the hero asks to break up, the heroine must say famous words!

[Ninth place] Jesus Christ! What did I do wrong? You should punish me like this!

The hero usually shouts on his knees in storms and thunder!

[Eighth] He is your biological father!

Having said that, a mother must cry with her son in her arms to have strength.

[Seventh place] Don't come here! Come here again and I'll die for you!

If you meet a pervert, you can have a good talk. Can it work?

[6th place] You hit me! ? All right! I'm leaving! I'm leaving now!

After the rebellious daughter was slapped by her father, it seems that she can only say this line, which is really nothing new.

[Fifth place] Leave me alone! You go! Let's go! Walk (stretch)

When the heroine is threatened, she will tell the hero so, otherwise she will not show her loftiness!

[Fourth place] No! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! I don't believe it (slowly)

One of the necessary lines of the flower series, generally shaking your head strongly, the effect is better!

[Third place] Cut the crap! Kill or scrape whatever you want!

After you finish this sentence, someone will usually break into the door to save him!

[Second place] Cut the crap! Look at it!

Martial arts only, should not appear in romantic dramas! Unless it is on another occasion!

[First place] Ouch! Dad, mom, I'm not coming!

If the costume drama is not set off by this sentence, the ratings will be poor! Remember to stamp your feet when you're done.

1. I can only do one thing well in my life, and that is to discipline my daughter! (He Ma)

2. Gambi man, I tied a distance with a red ribbon as a gift for you (mom).

3. It really makes you so excited that "it" fainted to the ground (Aunt Sa)

4. After I leave England, I will hold on to Yu Suqiu whether it is cloudy, sunny, rainy, study day or exam day.

5. Only one word cracked and the box rang (Aunt Sa)

8. As a man, you really need to shut up. Better than you, you should laugh (mom)

9. Butler, it's not good for you to go out and recognize a dog as an old bean and a loser as an old bean (aunt Sa).

10. Even if he has one pair of underwear left, I will pull half (Aunt Sa).

1 1. I want to eat with my left hand. They are all gold-lettered signs, and E rice is wild rice! ? Eat dragon meat? (Aunt Sa)

12. My IKEA is really good at celebrating (fire) ... (housekeeper)

13. IKEA Enterprise ~ Left a pair of abandoned wives and sisters, do you have a partner? (Aunt Sa)

14. But it is difficult to turn the fire to the left (She Taijun)

15. As long as you know, all grandchildren are filial to you, and the Mid-Autumn Festival falls on 365 days a year. We eat light porridge, which is eyebrow porridge. (He Ma)

16. I don't talk to you because you never talk to me. (He Ma)

17. Will you feel distressed if you eat happily at the same distance? (He Ma)

18. Everyone can laugh, but when I laugh, I am silent (A Qing)

19. We are a family, and we have to endure no matter how hard it is (Mom)

20. Don't be afraid of mountains when traveling, and don't be afraid of beaches when sailing (Homer family)

2 1. Youth without failure (He Ma)

22. A person will cry when he is old, but he won't cry when he is sad (He Ma)

23. Grandma: Bullying people, winning prizes, counting, and complaining about others' privacy.

24. I'll be back+Action (Aunt Sa)

25. There must be something strange about Grandma walking fast.

26. It is difficult to be an old mother, but it is difficult to be a child as an adult (Jo Dad)

27. People are doing, and the sky is watching (Mom)

28. If you want to cut grain, you must bend down first (Mom).

29. Do you have a reputation as a dog man and woman? Our department has bronze statues, Golden Bauhinia Square and Donghua Square to pay tribute to the Prime Minister (Aunt Sa).

30. Cooking is not green without oil, and no one listens to the poor. (He Ma)

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32. I am a stepmother and the right person. I worship God (Aunt Hong).

33. A chaste woman is more virtuous than an old prostitute (She Taijun)

34. Preventing people from getting rich is like killing their parents.

35. If I say you can, you can. If I say you can't, you can't. You say you can, I say you can't, you can't. You say you can't, I say you can, and you can still. (Aunt Sa)

36. When can you cure your childish illness (Mom He)?

37.D hit D and Peng, the bride fell out of bed, D hit D and Peng, and the groom was sunburned (Sa & Auntie; Joe is full)

38. There isn't even a meal or a meeting at home. I want to hear your explanation. You explain, explain, explain (sister la)

39. You will encounter ghosts when you walk at night, and you will be autistic when you do injustice.

40. I can tell at a glance that people are ghosts! ! (He Ma)

4 1. "Five surprises, mother is the hall"! ! ! !

He Zhai: frying will make you feel green, but no one listens to the poor.

Banner:

Everyone catches thieves at the front door, and you set fire to the fence behind! (episode 13)

Banner:

You are sitting in the wrong position! Anyway, I know I did it myself! (episode 13)

Banner:

My words are tied, I don't drive evidence! This is not a courtroom. I don't need proof. I regard it as evidence! (episode 13)

Banner:

I have been infatuated with people for decades, one side is a person and the other is a ghost! (episode 13)

Banner:

He made a mistake, so we can help him make it up. Why don't we put our feet out of the sea and have fun first? (episode 13)

Banner:

Before you ascend to the throne, set the sword of war! (Episode 265438 +0)

Good behavior:

You are not the grandson of the eldest son! You are a wild boy! (episode 1)

Good behavior:

No wife, no dutiful son, no toe, no cure! (episode 1)

Dabao:

You are harmonious with a mouth, and you are a grain without a mouth. Everyone should be kind. (episode 7)

Abalone:

Eat sweet and sour! (Bao: shit if you don't tell the truth again) (episode 9)

Dabao:

Many children, many women and many enemies, no children and no women sit in the lotus. (Episodes 12 and 15)

Dabao:

I really don't know what you are talking about. It's all fun! (episode 24)

Abalone:

Your grandmother slapped you! Your dad slapped you! Your grandmother slapped you in the face! Oh, my God! Your grandfather slapped you in the face! Your grandfather slapped you in the face! Your grandmother slapped you! Your grandmother slapped you in the face! Your grandfather slapped you in the face! Your son slapped you! (episode 1)

Abalone:

Kunming stalls, posing as a brilliant Kunming! (Episode 4)

Ling Bo:

Mimi rides with a smile, more poisonous than a rattlesnake! (episode 26)

Banner:

Listen to a three-point vacation, but it's not. (episode 27)

Classic dialogue of detective investigation files

Dayong and Gao Jie meet for the first time.

Dayong was dismembering the crime scene to investigate the case when suddenly a car came in the direction of Dayong and almost hit Dayong.

I was so scared that I pressed my hands against the wall.

(Gao Jie gets off)

Gao Jie: Sorry! Are you okay?

Dayong: (touching his chest in fear and asking Gao Jie with an unhappy face) Miss, can you drive?

Gao Jie: Sorry, I just got my driver's license, so I should practice more! Otherwise, how can we drive well in the future, right?

(At this moment, Zhongyi came running.)

Loyalty and righteousness: Brother Yong! I found a thumb there.

Loyalty shakes the evidence in your hand.

Dayong is ready to go and have a look. Gao Jie immediately calls Dayong with the camera in the car.

Gao Jie: Officer. ...

Dayong: What do you want?

Gao Jie: This is Gao Jie from Biography Weekly ...

Dayong: I know you are a reporter. I warn you, you'd better not follow, or you'll be sued for obstructing official duties!

Gao Jie: Are you kidding, obstructing official duties? (Gao Jie pursues courage unswervingly)

(At this time, a policeman stopped Gao Jie and asked Gao Jie to park the car first. The police will naturally arrange for reporters to take pictures later. )

On this day, Dayong and Zhong Yi went to practice shooting. Zhong Yi asked Gao Jie to pat Dayong's face so that she could write a report.

Gao Jie took several photos of Dayong's shooting practice in succession, which was discovered by Dayong.

Dayong: Hey! Why did you take my picture? Give me the film.

Gao Jie: No, I don't want to take it.

Gao Jie immediately turned around and ran, with Yong chasing after him.

Dayong: Miss Gao, give me the film! Miss Gao

Tadashi: (stops Dayong) Hey … Hey … Hey … ..

Dayong: What are you doing?

Brother Yong, don't do this ... I've already taken pictures. Do you want to tear down their films?

Dayong: ㄟ ... How did she know I was here? You are the boy who betrayed me.

Loyalty: Please speak politely. You don't have enough evidence. Don't wronged me ... Wow ... You didn't see how happy you were when Gao Jie took your picture just now! It's a true expression.

(Yong looks at the direction that Gao Jie just left, and then looks back at loyalty. )

Dayong: Too many.

(Say that finish, and left)

Gao Jie will go to Rwanda later. On this day, Gao Jie talks with Dayong.

Dayong: What have you been up to recently?

Gao Jie: I will go to Rwanda next month. I am making preparations now.

Dayong: (surprised) Rwanda? In Africa!

Gao Jie: Yes!

(Dayong is disappointed, Gao Jie waits for Dayong's answer)

Dayong: It suits you, too. Your character likes to walk around, which is quite meaningful.

Gao Jie: (disappointed expression) Really?

(At this time, the two men looked at each other and remained silent for a long time. )

Gao Jie: Is there anything else you want to tell me?

Dayong: (shaking his head) No.

Gao Jie: (disappointed expression) Then ... Bye-bye (then go back to the car).

Dayong: (watching Gao Jie leave) Goodbye.

(After that, they go back to the car and look at each other. Gao Jie drove away, and Yong watched Gao Jie leave. )

Dayong: (to himself) Gao Jie, can you not go to Rwanda? I don't want you to go, Zhang Dayong, you are useless! You can't say such simple things.

(Say that finish, Dayong is very unhappy and upset. )

Gao Jie: (to herself) Be a bridesmaid! What does it matter! I cann't believe you said you were going to Rwanda, to a place where birds don't shit Who will care about you then?

Gao Jie thinks Dayong is behind, so she stops at once. )

Driver in the back: (angry) Why did you stop? driver

At gigi's wedding, Yong He expressed their true feelings.

Yong and Gao Jie: I have something to tell you.

Dayong: I'll speak first! Gao Jie, I don't want you to go to Rwanda.

Gao Jie: I just want to tell you that I won't go to Rwanda.

(Dayong laughs happily after hearing this)

Kiki: Hey … Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to throw hydrangeas … get ready! 1.2.3

(Gigi throws a hydrangea and Gao Jie catches it)

(Yong and Gao Jie smile at each other)

(People surround Yong and Gao Jie)

Everyone: Congratulations … Congratulations … Congratulations … Congratulations …

Brother Yong ... Congratulations!

(Yong happily holds Gao Jie's hand)